FabSwingers.com forum: Taking A Break

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's time for me to temporarily hang up the male tart uniform and badge for a wee while folks. After an evening of reflection, with the kind assistance of Mr Arthur Guinness and Mr Talisker Single Malt and 5 family members who are even cheekier and more flirtatious than I, I've come to the rather inebriated but I would argue wise conclusion that a wee spell off Fab is required. Not deleting the account (unfortunately no doubt some night say) merely taking an extended sabbatical.

I've got caught up in a few things of late that kinda go against my principles (yes I do have some) and I can't be fucked with the way they make me feel and want to act. There's waaaaayyyy too much fucking drama go's on on this site and a lotta the time it is over absolutely fuck all, it's not life or death, no-ones starving to death, watching a child die or losing a loved one. It's supposed to be fun...well at least I rather misguidedly thought so. Some people really need to get a fucking sense of perspective

To those who have tried to drag me into their dramas I'll say this.....please don't on the whole I'm actually quite a nice guy but you f@&k me off I'm a nasty little b&@$ard with an evil streak A MILE WIDE. I detest that side of me and the people who bring it to the surface.

In the past few weeks I have probably offended some people and got right on their tits, for this I do sincerely apologise. I'd you could form an orderly queue with your baseball bats and knuckle dusters that would be gratefully appreciated. I will also apologise for the self-indulgent, "up his own arse" nature of this thread.....too much porter and waaaaaaay too much whisky!

Have fun people, it's what the site should be about, but of late it's been more about petty squabbles, one upmanship and pissing on other peoples chips! Shame really!!

On that reflective note I'm off to the bar because it's almost last orders so a double round is what the Dr has prescribed. Enjoy, be horny and fuck one another to a standstill.

Ozzie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time. Mate great. Healer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear that dude, keep in touch in other ways I'm sure

Take care

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what you talking about you tart pm me when you sober up brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to miss my big bro. Who am I going to call a wank stain now???!!!

Loves you penis breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it easy big chap.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Just seen this.... I will talk to you in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appreciated your honesty and humility. For once i wont argue with what you say. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sober up and come get back here you !!

I've got a strap on with your name on it lol xx

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Sober up and come get back here you !!

I've got a strap on with your name on it lol xx

Ooh I think between both of us he will have to submit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sober up and come get back here you !!

I've got a strap on with your name on it lol xx

Ooh I think between both of us he will have to submit

You two will sort him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get fab fem amd ms starbuck to join in and he will think he has died and gone to Heaven

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman
over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

Aww ozzie you will be missed mate take care and hope yer hangover the mora ain't a bad one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sober up and come get back here you !!

I've got a strap on with your name on it lol xx

Ooh I think between both of us he will have to submit

"
yeah I reckon so too . Who else is on board girls ? X

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Sober up and come get back here you !!

I've got a strap on with your name on it lol xx

Ooh I think between both of us he will have to submit

yeah I reckon so too . Who else is on board girls ? X"

Shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sober up and come get back here you !!

I've got a strap on with your name on it lol xx

Ooh I think between both of us he will have to submit

yeah I reckon so too . Who else is on board girls ? X"

I have a strapon with his name on it(wrote it in marker pen)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sober up and come get back here you !!

I've got a strap on with your name on it lol xx

Ooh I think between both of us he will have to submit

yeah I reckon so too . Who else is on board girls ? X

I have a strapon with his name on it(wrote it in marker pen)

ozzie ozzie ozzie . Cmon down

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gone AWOL!!! Strap-on's at the ready ladies

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When you start to feel like this timeout is required.

Time on here should be fun but time and time again it's marred by petty little things.

People keep saying they are here for fun yet these are the same people who let the site consume them with petty fall outs,forum arguments,stupid threats against people.

When this happens it's definitely time to leave or take timeout.

Good luck and have a good hard think about things xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im doing the same folks - sorry to the folk who know i love them but i managed to piss off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good move and I'd do the same if I had the willpower lol

Lxxx

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

If thats what you feel like then it's right for you ( when your sober LOL ). The nuthouse will still be here if your ready to come back .

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

awww Ozzie, gonna miss ya xx hurry back xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best of luck hope on your return its a better place for you...

The site has become very argumentative and has lost the fun, banter and a bit too serious for us may follow shortly ourselves for a break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is everyone leaving??

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Is everyone leaving??

Nope, no plans here!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Is everyone leaving??

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nope it's all about separating fantasy with reality, when you can't separate them it's time to go xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes a wee break does the world of good i did and came bk different outlook on fab

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

don't know you but you seem to be a guy having fun on here & people will always have different standpoints, so why you would allow others to stop you beggars belief....

in the last few days there have been threads about "I'm going', yeah if the time is right... do it.

if it is because you are allowing others to determine that, that's plain silly and overly dramatic.

good luck with whatever you decide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ozzie

I did the same thing a wee while ago took a sabbatical, hid my profile the whole bit.

Came back refreshed and with a better outlook on whats here and what I use it for

If you still decide to go ahead when the Guinness has worn off then good luck one of my quarter sons, I know we'll see you back relatively soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you start to feel like this timeout is required.

Time on here should be fun but time and time again it's marred by petty little things.

People keep saying they are here for fun yet these are the same people who let the site consume them with petty fall outs,forum arguments,stupid threats against people.

When this happens it's definitely time to leave or take timeout.

Good luck and have a good hard think about things xx"

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By *andACouple
over a year ago

glasgow

"don't know you but you seem to be a guy having fun on here & people will always have different standpoints, so why you would allow others to stop you beggars belief....

in the last few days there have been threads about "I'm going', yeah if the time is right... do it.

if it is because you are allowing others to determine that, that's plain silly and overly dramatic.

good luck with whatever you decide.

Pretty much this. I don't understand at all how people can let other people's posts on a forum affect them. Also, if that was the case then why not just stick to meeting people and avoid the forums? As someone posted yesterday, apparently only 3% of people on the site have ever used the forums so there's a ton of people out there (97% by my calculations

that you could be missing out on)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Waaaaaaay too much alcohol, aggressive seagulls trying to steal my kebab (bastard......I won that square go), bullshit drama that in the grand scheme of things is pretty inconsequential and mobile internet access.....that's a recipe for disaster.

I stand by 99% of what I said and it's not what's been posted in forums that's getting to me the most, I have slightly more maturity and intelligence than that. This is supposed to be a medium where you can come and have some fun, live out fantasies, have a laugh and just a wee bit of escapism (well that's my _iew). Lately it hasn't felt like that for me.

Now if you'll excuse me I have 2 RSPB inspectors at the door, something about half a Donner kebab being rammed up a seagulls arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool, i like a laugh as much as the next guy, doing it just now, bet people are winning n losing bets on when youd return, lol

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By *andACouple
over a year ago

glasgow

I keep missing out on all this behind the scenes drama (thankfully). Seen someone else post the same thing yesterday with quite a few folk agreeing with them. Is the problem possibly a group of people getting too closely involved?

More of a rhetorical question really as I'm not looking for anyone to spill the beans on here about their personal lives.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cool, i like a laugh as much as the next guy, doing it just now, bet people are winning n losing bets on when youd return, lol

Oh I'm not back lol Merely peeked my head around the door to see how much of a complete twat I am when shitfaced d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cool, i like a laugh as much as the next guy, doing it just now, bet people are winning n losing bets on when youd return, lol

Oh I'm not back lol Merely peeked my head around the door to see how much of a complete twat I am when shitfaced d*unk!"
see you on the 20th bro

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By *andj65Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

One less seagull to worry about...well done you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pity you never gave me the chance to chat. Your posts on the forum were always the best ones! Take time out and hopefully you'll be back before long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im doing the same folks - sorry to the folk who know i love them but i managed to piss off

WHAT!!!!! do I go to the golf club or not????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyway... guys, whatever you decide to do, take care n keep well xxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waaaaaaay too much alcohol, aggressive seagulls trying to steal my kebab (bastard......I won that square go), bullshit drama that in the grand scheme of things is pretty inconsequential and mobile internet access.....that's a recipe for disaster.

Now if you'll excuse me I have 2 RSPB inspectors at the door, something about half a Donner kebab being rammed up a seagulls arse!"

Good for you m8 it's a sex site not facebook

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