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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The missus bought a paperback, down saltcoats yesterday.
I had a look inside her bag, twas fifty shades of grey.
Well i just left her to it, at ten i went to bed.
An hour later she appeared, the sight filled me with dread.
In her left she held a rope, and her right a whip!!
She threw them down upon the floor, then she began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago, i might've had a peek.
But mabel hasnt weathered well, shes eighty four next week.
Watching mabel bump n grind, couldnt have been much grimmer.
and things went from bad to worse, she fell right off her zimmer.
She struggled back upon her feet, a couple of minutes later.
she put her teeth back in and said, "i am the dominator"
Now if you knew mabel, you'd see just why i spluttered.
I spent two months in traction, for the last complaint i uttered.
As she stood there nude & naked, bent forward just a bit.
I went to hold her sensual like, and stood on her left tit.
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; my god what had i done ?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out, step on the other one.
Well readers i can tell no more, about what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair, turned fifty shades of grey. |
