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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

A man walks into a drug-store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom-display, and the boy asks him, "Dad, what are these for ?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes Dad, I heard about them in health-class at school."

He looks over the display, and picks up a package containing 3 of them.

He asks, "Dad, why does this package contain 3 ?"

The Dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys . . . ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool " says the boy.

He notices a 6-pack, and again asks, "Then who are these for Dad ?"

"Those are for college-men," the Dad answers . . . TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW! " exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these one's ?" he asks . . . picking up a large 12-pack.

With a deep sigh, and a tear in his eye, the Dad replies, "Those are for married men son . . . . . . . . . .

"ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March ! "

:-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this made me chuckle.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"A man walks into a drug-store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom-display, and the boy asks him, "Dad, what are these for ?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes Dad, I heard about them in health-class at school."

He looks over the display, and picks up a package containing 3 of them.

He asks, "Dad, why does this package contain 3 ?"

The Dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys . . . ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool " says the boy.

He notices a 6-pack, and again asks, "Then who are these for Dad ?"

"Those are for college-men," the Dad answers . . . TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW! " exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these one's ?" he asks . . . picking up a large 12-pack.

With a deep sigh, and a tear in his eye, the Dad replies, "Those are for married men son . . . . . . . . . .

"ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March ! "

:- "

ps the pack of 2 is one for birthday one for christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man walks into a drug-store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom-display, and the boy asks him, "Dad, what are these for ?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes Dad, I heard about them in health-class at school."

He looks over the display, and picks up a package containing 3 of them.

He asks, "Dad, why does this package contain 3 ?"

The Dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys . . . ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool " says the boy.

He notices a 6-pack, and again asks, "Then who are these for Dad ?"

"Those are for college-men," the Dad answers . . . TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW! " exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these one's ?" he asks . . . picking up a large 12-pack.

With a deep sigh, and a tear in his eye, the Dad replies, "Those are for married men son . . . . . . . . . .

"ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March ! "

:- "

Brilliant

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock, knock

Who's there?

It's Jim.

Jim who?

The tears swelled in Jim's eyes as his grandfathers alzheimers meant he no longer recognised his only grandson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make a cat go woof?

Set it on fire

Geek

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