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Fugy Goes To The Pet Show

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fugy, Son of Fugy, was looking forward to the summer. It was his favourite time of the year. It was when all the sheep were out in the fields with their lambs.

His mother came home one day and said there was going to be a big pet show in town.

Fugy said "I'm sure Flossy will win." Flossy is Fugy's favourite shag....i mean Sheep.

Fugy thinks that she is really clever. He has taught her lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking her toosh and jumping through open bedroom windows. Her favorite food is Fugy's man sausages. It's the only thing she'll eat and fugy feeds her at least twice a day.

On the day of the pet show, Fugy got up very early and washed Flossy. When he'd finished he tied her favorite pink ribbon around her neck. Fugy sighed and thought what a vision of loveliness he had before himm.

He then got dressed in his favourite red velvet pantaloons, yellow gingham shirt, green waistcoat and pointy red hat.

He jumped into his little yellow and red convertible and set off for the pet show with flossy sat on his lap.

Fugy couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of him there was Rover the Rhodesian Ridgeback belonging to his neighbour. Fugy winked and blew a kiss to the dog as he fondly remembered all the long cold winters nights they had spent together.

On the other side was a small Pekinese. It wass Foo Foo, Toon's pride and joy. Fugy blushed as he remembreded the time he had kidnapped the tiny dog, barely escapojng with his life!

Just then, the judges came by. Fugy showed them how Flossy copuld balance a tea tray on the end of her nose...The judges were very impressed.

At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big Cat with Red stripes. But Fugy got a Yellow ribbon for being the best dressed Fop at the show.

Play Again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol stu lol

brilliant mate !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol stu lol

brilliant mate !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol love the fugy stories.

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