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OUCH THAT HURT!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She whispered "will it hurt me?"

"Of course not" answered he

"It's a very simple process,

You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,

I've not had this before.

My friend has had it five times

And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful

Tears formed in her eyes

It was hurting quite a bit now

It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered

"His face filled with a grin

"Try and open wider

So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered

"I know" she cried in bliss

Feeling it deep within her now

She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort

She gave a frightened shout

He gripped it in anguish

And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended

Sighed and gave a smile

She said "I'm glad I came now

You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully

The dentist you will find

Is not what you imagined

It's just your dirty mind!!

Hee Hee

cherry

xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never fall asleep with your head under the pillow, my friend did this and when he woke the tooth fairy had taken all his teeth xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never fall asleep with your head under the pillow, my friend did this and when he woke the tooth fairy had taken all his teeth xxxx"

och well at least he would have been left loads of 20p's or is it £1 nowadays lol

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