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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am a greedy , self centred , self obsessed , dodgy , slippery as an eel , have a smirk second to none , need a moat roond my house, my chandeliers need cleaning , need horse manure , and I need to buy a new stool to stand on wi a plastic bag tied over my head wi a satsuma covered in poppers stuffed in a my gob !!

any suggestions ?....

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

Houses of Parliament has a few spaces lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thanks lil xxxxxxx will apply ,

everyday it gets worse.... and we are supposed to trust them to run the country...

god give me strength ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

on my way to westminster folks, ( via hampstead heath and the dodgy kings cross areas ) bet try and fit in str8 away wi my new colleagues ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure you'll make some special friends right away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sorry to tell you View...you cant get the job as MP....you do not have a sparkly toilet seat or buy tampons!!!

lol!!!!

vol

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am sorry to tell you View...you cant get the job as MP....you do not have a sparkly toilet seat or buy tampons!!!

lol!!!!

vol

xx"

oi

my toilet seat is always sparkly lol .... as for the other...... have to pass lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become a chat room mod?

:JOKE:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£2,500 for a plasma screen telly?... no problem

£2,000 for repairs to your tennis courts?...easy

£150 for new lightbulbs? of course...

£3.99 for dog food? priceless!.....

for everything else there's Masturbocard what every wanker MP expects to be slipped into his back pocket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol laine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoke to this guy Fred, he says the bank he worked for did quite nice pensions, why opt for politics eh View,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join the Police?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandhurst? apply to become an officer in the 69th foot and leather fetish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about a postman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u cant work in the goverenment they are all bent u wouldnt fit in hunnie sorry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"u cant work in the goverenment they are all bent u wouldnt fit in hunnie sorry x"

fantastic xxxxxxxxxxxxxx lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regarding these MP's expenses, why the f88k arn't they been prosecuted for fraud?

Oh, they say they are giving the money back, oh thats Okay then isn't it?

Remember the couple a few months back who realised that they could take out money from an ATM and not be taken from their bank account? They were prosecuted, they weren't told they could just hand back the money were they?

How can we trust MP's ever again?

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

totally agree dude.......

that hazell blears or sumit was smug as feck the other day getting in a car .. smirking..... yet she gives money back now and not a sign of humility from here

shocking

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