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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So we have a lady on here by the name of BJQ69 and one by the name of sluttyblowjobqueen. They sound like direct competitors.

Has anyone met with both and can vouch for who is the bj queen? Or does anyone else think they can too it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wee shit haha!! I'm sure my verifications speak for there self! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell you by Sunday morning lol

Geek

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not saying your not but I haven't sampled both to be sure :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll tell you by Sunday morning lol

Geek "

Haha nice one mate.

Have you been fortunate enough to meet these two lovely ladies? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll tell you by Sunday morning lol

Geek "

Geek.. Hopefully me and bawheed up there^^ will be coming to cj's.. You can chat about it Saturday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll tell you by Sunday morning lol

Geek

Haha nice one mate.

Have you been fortunate enough to meet these two lovely ladies? X"

Not yet, ones like that always talk a good game then one day they get a proper sized cock n they fail at the first hurdle

Geek

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are both the queens coming to cj's?

And Oi! I will baw head you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll tell you by Sunday morning lol

Geek

Haha nice one mate.

Have you been fortunate enough to meet these two lovely ladies? X

Not yet, ones like that always talk a good game then one day they get a proper sized cock n they fail at the first hurdle

Geek "

I beg to differ! Ask my meet last night.. I had him moaning all sorts! was amazing tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are both the queens coming to cj's?

And Oi! I will baw head you! "

Aye, I'm sure you will haha! He talks the talk but.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are both the queens coming to cj's?

And Oi! I will baw head you!

Aye, I'm sure you will haha! He talks the talk but..... "

But does he cock the cock! Lol

I reckon sluttyblowjobqueen is probably better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are both the queens coming to cj's?

And Oi! I will baw head you!

Aye, I'm sure you will haha! He talks the talk but.....

But does he cock the cock! Lol

I reckon sluttyblowjobqueen is probably better "

Yeah, me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some will handle different cocks in different ways ,some have the nack some dont , some will blow their own trumpet and some will pleasantly surprise .

Like most things I would say that those that talk a good game are normally pretty shit at walking it and as for verifications if we believed them all every female on here sucks like a dyson and we would have no need for hoovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some will handle different cocks in different ways ,some have the nack some dont , some will blow their own trumpet and some will pleasantly surprise .

Like most things I would say that those that talk a good game are normally pretty shit at walking it and as for verifications if we believed them all every female on here sucks like a dyson and we would have no need for hoovers "

Obv you'll never find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some will handle different cocks in different ways ,some have the nack some dont , some will blow their own trumpet and some will pleasantly surprise .

Like most things I would say that those that talk a good game are normally pretty shit at walking it and as for verifications if we believed them all every female on here sucks like a dyson and we would have no need for hoovers

Obv you'll never find out "

no we did reject your offer of play , I dont have a cock so have no need for anyone to blow it but alas I can blow my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some will handle different cocks in different ways ,some have the nack some dont , some will blow their own trumpet and some will pleasantly surprise .

Like most things I would say that those that talk a good game are normally pretty shit at walking it and as for verifications if we believed them all every female on here sucks like a dyson and we would have no need for hoovers

Obv you'll never find out no we did reject your offer of play , I dont have a cock so have no need for anyone to blow it but alas I can blow my own "

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

I bravely volunteer to find out. for the good of... science and that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bravely volunteer to find out. for the good of... science and that "

I don't think the poor lassie even uses the forums! She doesn't have any clue about the "debate" lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bravely volunteer to find out. for the good of... science and that "

Brave man! Lol

Now you just need theme both to comply

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"I bravely volunteer to find out. for the good of... science and that

I don't think the poor lassie even uses the forums! She doesn't have any clue about the "debate" lol "

poor girl. looks like your winning already then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be willing to bet either of these queens that they can't make me blow my load?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ad let Bjq bounce all over ma dick enough said x

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"I bravely volunteer to find out. for the good of... science and that

Brave man! Lol

"

indeed. at great personal risk too Sighs heroically. the things I do to provide scientific advancement for humanity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bravely volunteer to find out. for the good of... science and that

Brave man! Lol

indeed. at great personal risk too Sighs heroically. the things I do to provide scientific advancement for humanity. "

Don't feel bad mate. Science will thank you in the long run!

If they were up for it we could do some sort of fab poll. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bravely volunteer to find out. for the good of... science and that

Brave man! Lol

indeed. at great personal risk too Sighs heroically. the things I do to provide scientific advancement for humanity.

Don't feel bad mate. Science will thank you in the long run!

If they were up for it we could do some sort of fab poll. Lol x"

A fab poll haha! Cool yur jets!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Some will handle different cocks in different ways ,some have the nack some dont , some will blow their own trumpet and some will pleasantly surprise .

Like most things I would say that those that talk a good game are normally pretty shit at walking it and as for verifications if we believed them all every female on here sucks like a dyson and we would have no need for hoovers "

Pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some will handle different cocks in different ways ,some have the nack some dont , some will blow their own trumpet and some will pleasantly surprise .

Like most things I would say that those that talk a good game are normally pretty shit at walking it and as for verifications if we believed them all every female on here sucks like a dyson and we would have no need for hoovers "

Hahaha! Brilliant!

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha"

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha"

Haha do we have another contender for the crown?

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

It's all in the technique lol

K x

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x "

Have we ever?

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha do we have another contender for the crown? "

I have no idea, cant judge myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

Have we ever?"

Deffo have wouldae been a pointless writing it if we hadn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha do we have another contender for the crown?

I have no idea, cant judge myself lol"

I would be willing to officiate at cj's tomorrow

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha do we have another contender for the crown?

I have no idea, cant judge myself lol

I would be willing to officiate at cj's tomorrow "

Pass

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

Have we ever?

Deffo have wouldae been a pointless writing it if we hadn't "

No idea who u r

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

Have we ever?

Deffo have wouldae been a pointless writing it if we hadn't

No idea who u r "

Pm me ) x

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

Have we ever?

Deffo have wouldae been a pointless writing it if we hadn't

No idea who u r

Pm me ) x "

I have u blocked so u must have annoyed me so a think i will pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

Have we ever?

Deffo have wouldae been a pointless writing it if we hadn't

No idea who u r

Pm me ) x

I have u blocked so u must have annoyed me so a think i will pass "

Aye you were being dead nippy a remember

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha do we have another contender for the crown?

I have no idea, cant judge myself lol

I would be willing to officiate at cj's tomorrow

Pass "

Looks like I won't be officiating anything g then lol x

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

Have we ever?

Deffo have wouldae been a pointless writing it if we hadn't

No idea who u r

Pm me ) x

I have u blocked so u must have annoyed me so a think i will pass

Aye you were being dead nippy a remember "

Why u wanting me to pm u then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

Have we ever?

Deffo have wouldae been a pointless writing it if we hadn't

No idea who u r

Pm me ) x

I have u blocked so u must have annoyed me so a think i will pass

Aye you were being dead nippy a remember

Why u wanting me to pm u then?"

Mibi your no as nippy now lol just making conversation wae ye do as ye please ((: x

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

Have we ever?

Deffo have wouldae been a pointless writing it if we hadn't

No idea who u r

Pm me ) x

I have u blocked so u must have annoyed me so a think i will pass

Aye you were being dead nippy a remember

Why u wanting me to pm u then?

Mibi your no as nippy now lol just making conversation wae ye do as ye please ((: x"

But i duno who u are

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

Have we ever?

Deffo have wouldae been a pointless writing it if we hadn't

No idea who u r

Pm me ) x

I have u blocked so u must have annoyed me so a think i will pass

Aye you were being dead nippy a remember

Why u wanting me to pm u then?

Mibi your no as nippy now lol just making conversation wae ye do as ye please ((: x"

Oh sorry i must immediately unblock you as i am behaving in a stuck up way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

Have we ever?

Deffo have wouldae been a pointless writing it if we hadn't

No idea who u r

Pm me ) x

I have u blocked so u must have annoyed me so a think i will pass

Aye you were being dead nippy a remember

Why u wanting me to pm u then?

Mibi your no as nippy now lol just making conversation wae ye do as ye please ((: x

But i duno who u are "

Wits that got tae do wae the price ae cheese ??

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

Have we ever?

Deffo have wouldae been a pointless writing it if we hadn't

No idea who u r

Pm me ) x

I have u blocked so u must have annoyed me so a think i will pass

Aye you were being dead nippy a remember

Why u wanting me to pm u then?

Mibi your no as nippy now lol just making conversation wae ye do as ye please ((: x

But i duno who u are

Wits that got tae do wae the price ae cheese ?? "

Coz when someone says "long time no speak" i would expect to know who u r, but i really dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awaaayyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I notice that BJQ69 didn't take up my bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I notice that BJQ69 didn't take up my bet "

Bet? What bet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

Have we ever?

Deffo have wouldae been a pointless writing it if we hadn't

No idea who u r

Pm me ) x

I have u blocked so u must have annoyed me so a think i will pass

Aye you were being dead nippy a remember

Why u wanting me to pm u then?

Mibi your no as nippy now lol just making conversation wae ye do as ye please ((: x

Oh sorry i must immediately unblock you as i am behaving in a stuck up way "

Lol

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never had anything other than fuckin hell who taught u how to do that hahaha

Haha hiya you long time no speak x

Have we ever?

Deffo have wouldae been a pointless writing it if we hadn't

No idea who u r

Pm me ) x

I have u blocked so u must have annoyed me so a think i will pass

Aye you were being dead nippy a remember

Why u wanting me to pm u then?

Mibi your no as nippy now lol just making conversation wae ye do as ye please ((: x

Oh sorry i must immediately unblock you as i am behaving in a stuck up way

Lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone say unblock me haha

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Did anyone say unblock me haha "

If i was to pm u as u said i would have to unblock u wouldnt i?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone say unblock me haha

If i was to pm u as u said i would have to unblock u wouldnt i?"

Yeve hing this oot a bit haha if ye werny wanty no wouldae been fine love you too haa

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Did anyone say unblock me haha

If i was to pm u as u said i would have to unblock u wouldnt i?

Yeve hing this oot a bit haha if ye werny wanty no wouldae been fine love you too haa "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be willing to bet either of these queens that they can't make me blow my load? "
This bet BJQ69

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Come on children, play nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be willing to bet either of these queens that they can't make me blow my load? This bet BJQ69 "

Ah right. Yeah, best off! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we have a lady on here by the name of BJQ69 and one by the name of sluttyblowjobqueen. They sound like direct competitors.

Has anyone met with both and can vouch for who is the bj queen? Or does anyone else think they can too it? "

I don't know why it's referred to as "sucking cock" as I firmly believe if you are sucking it you are doing it wrong ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we have a lady on here by the name of BJQ69 and one by the name of sluttyblowjobqueen. They sound like direct competitors.

Has anyone met with both and can vouch for who is the bj queen? Or does anyone else think they can too it?

I don't know why it's referred to as "sucking cock" as I firmly believe if you are sucking it you are doing it wrong ! X"

so true it's called a blowjob for exactly that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we have a lady on here by the name of BJQ69 and one by the name of sluttyblowjobqueen. They sound like direct competitors.

Has anyone met with both and can vouch for who is the bj queen? Or does anyone else think they can too it?

I don't know why it's referred to as "sucking cock" as I firmly believe if you are sucking it you are doing it wrong ! X"

What she said. And for the record I'd be offended if anyone ever compared me to a hoover!!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Would you rather prefer to be called a hoh de duh duh? (Any Eddie Izzard fans in the room?)

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"

Haha do we have another contender for the crown?

I have no idea, cant judge myself lol"

that's my job. please form an orderly queue. thank you for volunteering to assist science

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