FabSwingers.com forum: Famous person you would hit with a mallet

By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lots. Paul Daniels. Danny baker

And maggie thatcher

Yes I know she's deid but so fuck

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Or boy wonder.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or boy wonder.............

You can hit him if I can hit you with one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Moron, Cowell, Mr Tumble, every rapper & DJ, Sebastian Vettel, and everyone who works at STV.

Naturally, the entire con-dem government is getting much more than the mallet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to have a crack at David cameron

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hit on me anytime booby girl. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hit on me anytime booby girl. lol "

Sorry you misread that... Not hit on you but hit at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris fucking Johnson!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have to have a crack at David cameron"

Would you hit him with a mallet though?

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Only if I give u one first naughty boobs

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Or:: I'm john McKay. :

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

That Katie Price, I would gladly smash her with it a few times lol . K x

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

That's the woman I love. You !!!

Leave Katie alone or I'll hit u

With a mallet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That fucking horse faced cow.. What's her name? The one who pops up on telly every now and then and says she judges kids by their names? Ugh, I would do more than hit her with a mallet

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

"That's the woman I love. You !!!

Leave Katie alone or I'll hit u

With a mallet!!"

God help you lol

Haha i would like to see you try! I may be mean but I o not hit like a girl lol

K x

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Students. Any

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

Timmy then his name can take care of the fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alex Salmond

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"That's the woman I love. You !!!

Leave Katie alone or I'll hit u

With a mallet!!"

That's something you have in common.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cj from eggheads! He is just a big feckin TWAT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Katie Price, I would gladly smash her with it a few times lol . K x"

Yaaaaaay MrsK!!! Katie price with a mallet....that had a fucking chainsaw on the end of it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachel Riley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Moron, Cowell, Mr Tumble, every rapper & DJ, Sebastian Vettel, and everyone who works at STV.

Naturally, the entire con-dem government is getting much more than the mallet..."

With you with Sebastian vettel and Alonso fuckwit,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's the woman I love. You !!!

Leave Katie alone or I'll hit u

With a mallet!!"

Your mallets going to be busy,

That daft cow should be melted down,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suarez....but right in the teeth of course.

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Katie Price. Twice at least

Any of the Essex fuckers

Anyone from 'celebrity' big brother pas or present

Jodie Marsh

Should I continue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jodie would wallop you back...shes a body builder fanatic now.

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Jodie would wallop you back...shes a body builder fanatic now."

Still an utter fuckhead though

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'd save Danny Baker - he's actually a genuinely nice guy but I'd smack the cast of TOWIE and Made in Chelsea too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or boy wonder.............

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i am not famous and you would need to make it count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alex Salmond "

Absolutely, has to be number 1 on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or boy wonder.............

i am not famous and you would need to make it count

Since when were you not famous???????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it gonna stir up a hornets nest! Every member of the Royal Family for being such useless, inbred, parasitic job dodging bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it gonna stir up a hornets nest! Every member of the Royal Family for being such useless, inbred, parasitic job dodging bastards! "
Leave Harry hes a lad but go for the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or boy wonder.............

i am not famous and you would need to make it count

Since when were you not famous???????????

aye in my own lunch time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alex Salmond

Absolutely, has to be number 1 on the list

With a huge mallet lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Alex Salmond

Absolutely, has to be number 1 on the list

With a huge mallet lol"

Yes please

Nicolas Sturgeon for her hair cut too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alex Salmond

Absolutely, has to be number 1 on the list

With a huge mallet lol

Yes please

Nicolas Sturgeon for her hair cut too please "

Yep she's next lol

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

"That Katie Price, I would gladly smash her with it a few times lol . K x

Yaaaaaay MrsK!!! Katie price with a mallet....that had a fucking chainsaw on the end of it!! "

haha am on it Ozzie lol K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hit on me anytime booby girl. lol

Sorry you misread that... Not hit on you but hit at you

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oh snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David friggin Cameron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danny Fucking Dyer. I just have no idea why I loathe that man so very much.

But a hammer to the fizzog sounds good to me

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By *unglasgow69Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Alex Salmond, Nicola Sturgeon, Neil Lennon in no particular order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or boy wonder.............

i am not famous and you would need to make it count

Since when were you not famous???????????

I think there is a distinction between famous and notorious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Clarkson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Danny Fucking Dyer. I just have no idea why I loathe that man so very much.

But a hammer to the fizzog sounds good to me

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He very is in the "fanny" category,

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Alex Salmond

Absolutely, has to be number 1 on the list

With a huge mallet lol"

Not a mallet big enough.

That man has managed to divide this small country more than Margaret Thatcher ever did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Katie Price, I would gladly smash her with it a few times lol . K x"

can't stand her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neil Lennon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump !!

Lands at St Andrews in his copter, i meet um, "yer no buyin this Donald, no caring if yer granny was "scaddish", u canny buy the home of golf pal !!

whack !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ally McCoist because he's a sly, Sleekit, toadying weasel faced bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ally McCoist because he's a sly, Sleekit, toadying weasel faced bastard! "
HOW? ( i mean why) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alex Salmond, Nicola Sturgeon, Neil Lennon in no particular order"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most irritating English Prick and general arsehole is Itv's Richard Arnold on good morning. Entertainment presenter and complete tosser! I'd like to put his balls in a vice and wack them with a claw hammer!

Drs xxx

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Alex Salmond, Nicola Sturgeon, Neil Lennon in no particular order

definately in that order.

Don't you just long for the good old days when the monarch could just get anyone they didn't like hanged, drawn and quartered? Might take a bit of time quartering lardy Salmond though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy wonder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boy wonder!

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I have already stated i am not famous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugh bieber

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anybody threatens Katie price is gonna get a mallet fae me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robbie Williams, all the mutants from geordie shore Towie etc, Katie Hopkins, that horrible vile cunt who got the boob job etc on the nhs, all of 1 direction and all the other pathetic little boy bands who have no concept of music, Katie price, jodie marsh I could go on but that's plenty for now

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

HEY DUDE!!!!!

what did I just say!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HEY DUDE!!!!!

what did I just say!!!!!!!!!"

Want ma address and you can come try it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolf Harris!!!

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

No trying about it you. I'll just do it!!!!!

Anyhow. Katie price is sexy as fuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No trying about it you. I'll just do it!!!!!

Anyhow. Katie price is sexy as fuk"

In what world is she sexy? She is another horrible dirty cow! Needs putting down if you ask me. Reprobate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol she is fukin horrible,

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Right u lot

Glasgow kiss for the lot of ye

I love Katie

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By *rEfoxMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Cilla Black!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Hopkins, that's her!! I would gladly punch her in the oviries!!

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Punching Katie's ovaries?

That's the temper again / bjq

Wonderful combo!!!!!!.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timmy Mallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roy chubby brown hes a disgusting man

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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Stephen mulhearn , Jeremy Kyle. David Cameron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the full cast of twilight vampires turn in to balls of flames in sun light not fuckin sparkle shower of arse bandits

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lots of anger here. Magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punching Katie's ovaries?

That's the temper again / bjq

Wonderful combo!!!!!!........."

She's a vile woman! I would make her do the water challenge and make sure it was water from the kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gail Platt, right in the moaning kisser lol

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nominate.... Timmy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punching Katie's ovaries?

That's the temper again / bjq

Wonderful combo!!!!!!.........

She's a vile woman! I would make her do the water challenge and make sure it was water from the kettle

This

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

Alex Salmond....right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how big is the hammer because I might wear it out but Alex Salmond and his wee hooker Sturgeon would be 1st in line

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

"Alex Salmond....right now"

Would you prefer a mace or the ax once used by a deceased King of Scotland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say Joanne lamont but it looks as if someone has already got there, or Ed Milliband just to put him out of his misery before he gets slaughtered in next years election but instead I'm going for that smug twat Jeremy Paxman!

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I would say Joanne lamont but it looks as if someone has already got there, or Ed Milliband just to put him out of his misery before he gets slaughtered in next years election but instead I'm going for that smug twat Jeremy Paxman!"

Add that twat Cammeron to the list and I'll join you in administering the aforesaid euthanasia

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

And the winner is

That jihad prick who beheaded the

Journalist. Only change the mallet to a axe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That so called model cara davenport or whatever her name is, media do my head in with stories about her, she aint model material and has a nose that looks like its been buried in a pile of for the best part of her life

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

She's lovely m8

Try specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beyonce and Rihanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beyonce and Rihanna

How could I forget about they jokers? Lol X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's lovely m8

Try specsavers"

No danger, givin the choice I would easily walk away from her before ad take it for a ride

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

"Alex Salmond....right now

Would you prefer a mace or the ax once used by a deceased King of Scotland.

I was thinking a crossbow arrow

thingie between the eyes would do nicely

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By *lasgowkisser OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Like she would be after you??

Punching above ur weight boy

Buy a mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's lovely m8

Try specsavers"

Howlin bastard!

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"how big is the hammer because I might wear it out but Alex Salmond and his wee hooker Sturgeon would be 1st in line"

Would you buy a used car from any politician but these two in particular?

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