FabSwingers.com forum: Secrets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Give away one secret that no-one knows about you or would guess about you.

I'm a fucking MASSIVE Abba fan (Deadly serious)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on here nobody would believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on here nobody would believe me

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snap my secrets same as yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 1 year away from my second degree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im great with kids, especially babies.

I love looking after my nephew and friends kids, mines really easy to keep too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm deathly terrified of deep water. To the point I freak out a little if I get too close to the sea or a lake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm naturally blonde. I blame my stupid moments on that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm naturally blonde. I blame my stupid moments on that

No way???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No way???"

Sure I told you this already lol

Its starting to show now too, need more hair dye!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No way???

Sure I told you this already lol

Its starting to show now too, need more hair dye!!

Nope because I'd remember this lol You would never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope because I'd remember this lol You would never know

Haha

Really tho, my stupid times get blamed on the blondeness, even if its not visible muahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my stupid moments are cuz my brains im my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an irrational hate for gorillas/apes and things similar to them. Dont know why and I wont try and work it out lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have an irrational hate for gorillas/apes and things similar to them. Dont know why and I wont try and work it out lol

Wow no Gorillas in the Mist, Mighty Joe Young or King Kong in your film collection eh? Maybe because they're our closest mammalian relations and they're just too similar to your average pissed Scotsman??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an irrational hate for gorillas/apes and things similar to them. Dont know why and I wont try and work it out lol

Bleurgh! Unfortunately saw some of those when I was wee. And my sis was on my case trying to get me to go see that new movie with the apes. Boke! No chance. It makes me angry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am scared of cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was taught how to wring a chickens neck when I was 9.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am scared of cats

Pussy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knit

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I knit

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ops just saw,this after I posted my guilty secret post...sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm absolutely terrified of sick! I wouldn't be helpful to anyone with a bug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm absolutely terrified of sick! I wouldn't be helpful to anyone with a bug

So your not a nurse then? lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm absolutely terrified of sick! I wouldn't be helpful to anyone with a bug

So your not a nurse then? lol lol "

Never, ever, ever!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm absolutely terrified of sick! I wouldn't be helpful to anyone with a bug

So your not a nurse then? lol lol "

She's not a nurse but your an abba fan!!!

money money money. Must be funny in a rich mans world. Can just see you prancing around to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm absolutely terrified of sick! I wouldn't be helpful to anyone with a bug

So your not a nurse then? lol lol

She's not a nurse but your an abba fan!!!

money money money. Must be funny in a rich mans world. Can just see you prancing around to it "

Hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm absolutely terrified of sick! I wouldn't be helpful to anyone with a bug

So your not a nurse then? lol lol

She's not a nurse but your an abba fan!!!

money money money. Must be funny in a rich mans world. Can just see you prancing around to it "

I fucking hate my eyes for looking at you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I physically wretch at the smell of bananas and lavendar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I physically wretch at the smell of bananas and lavendar! "

Big woos!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 19 I pumped Kate Lawler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've slept a with a now hull city football player

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By *ikchattyfellahMan
over a year ago

Greenock

"I've slept a with a now hull city football player

That'll be one of the few times a Hull player has scored then!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've slept a with a now hull city football player

That'll be one of the few times a Hull player has scored then!!!

Hahaha! Tbh last I heard he was with Norwich or something

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By *ikchattyfellahMan
over a year ago

Greenock

"I've slept a with a now hull city football player

That'll be one of the few times a Hull player has scored then!!!

Hahaha! Tbh last I heard he was with Norwich or something

Be the last time he scored then!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've slept a with a now hull city football player

That'll be one of the few times a Hull player has scored then!!!

Hahaha! Tbh last I heard he was with Norwich or something

Be the last time he scored then!!!!

Snodgrass ??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I've killed several cows - not by accident either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knit

Get the fuck out of here - really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knit

Get the fuck out of here - really?"

Yes really. I didn't say I was good at it though.

There are only certain things I can make. Don't be asking for a jumper because I don't have the patience to read a complicated knitting pattern. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm absolutely terrified of sick! I wouldn't be helpful to anyone with a bug

So your not a nurse then? lol lol

She's not a nurse but your an abba fan!!!

money money money. Must be funny in a rich mans world. Can just see you prancing around to it

I fucking hate my eyes for looking at you!

Want me to glue your eyelids shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly. Died at 26!!

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

my secret is that I'm a fab swinger......and no one knows it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I nearly. Died at 26!!

what happened? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am scared of cats

Pussy!!"
they are fucking evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a world champions medal for drumming in a pipe band when I was young

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"my secret is that I'm a fab swinger......and no one knows it"

I know it

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

don't tell anyone......it's our secret..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give away one secret that no-one knows about you or would guess about you.

I'm a fucking MASSIVE Abba fan (Deadly serious)"

Im a dancing queen

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"don't tell anyone......it's our secret..x"

Ok boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give away one secret that no-one knows about you or would guess about you.

I'm a fucking MASSIVE Abba fan (Deadly serious)

Im a dancing queen

Best Abba song ever Mikki

http://youtu.be/p4QqMKe3rwY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've slept a with a now hull city football player

That'll be one of the few times a Hull player has scored then!!!

Hahaha! Tbh last I heard he was with Norwich or something

Be the last time he scored then!!!!

Snodgrass ??"

A hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give away one secret that no-one knows about you or would guess about you.

I'm a fucking MASSIVE Abba fan (Deadly serious)

Im a dancing queen

Best Abba song ever Mikki

http://youtu.be/p4QqMKe3rwY"

No,no I mean "Im" a dancing queen

gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give away one secret that no-one knows about you or would guess about you.

I'm a fucking MASSIVE Abba fan (Deadly serious)

Im a dancing queen

Best Abba song ever Mikki

http://youtu.be/p4QqMKe3rwY

No,no I mean "Im" a dancing queen

gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight"

I have no answer to that!!!

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By *rjandmrskCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

I knit and crochet and make jewellery from time to time

. K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I nearly. Died at 26!!

what happened? X"
work accident. I live with. Every. Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give away one secret that no-one knows about you or would guess about you.

I'm a fucking MASSIVE Abba fan (Deadly serious)

Im a dancing queen

Best Abba song ever Mikki

http://youtu.be/p4QqMKe3rwY

No,no I mean "Im" a dancing queen

gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight

I have no answer to that!!!

lol,,don't panic I DONT mean you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've slept a with a now hull city football player

Josie cunningham? That you? Curtis Davis doesnt count it was a look a like lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My secret is I miss a good friend of mine from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I build dolls houses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I build dolls houses

Do you use tiny bricks and tools?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a scottish champion at golf the last 2 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a scottish champion at golf the last 2 years

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where do u play ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I build dolls houses

Do you use tiny bricks and tools? "

Lol not quite

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I am gods gift to women and a total sex god...but keep it to yourselves ..its a secret remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i stoped a woman from getting shot. however cant go into anymore details. bravest and scarrest thing iv ever did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on here nobody would believe me

snap my secrets same as yours

I also attended Gary Glitter concerts in my youth and still have the silver boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love beauty

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am sneaking back in here sshhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am sneaking back in here sshhh"

Ooooh I'm telling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am sneaking back in here sshhh"

Autocorrect? Sleeking

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than getting splinters on my arse tho eh lol

Nah just looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at a distant relatives not so secret wedding in Venice , that made the news last week !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My secret is I miss a good friend of mine from here

Which friend

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

I've squirted in my own eye/mouth/over my own head .

All in the one session .??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've squirted in my own eye/mouth/over my own head .

All in the one session .?????????? "

Show off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still suck my thumb to fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still suck my thumb to fall asleep

You had many offers yet from guys saying you can suck on something else to fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still suck my thumb to fall asleep

You had many offers yet from guys saying you can suck on something else to fall asleep

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Yes but it just keeps her awake haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am on here and know 1 knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still suck my thumb to fall asleep

You had many offers yet from guys saying you can suck on something else to fall asleep

Yes but it just keeps her awake haha

Oddly I haven't had any offers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still suck my thumb to fall asleep

You had many offers yet from guys saying you can suck on something else to fall asleep

Yes but it just keeps her awake haha

Oddly I haven't had any offers...

Aww I will offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am on here and know 1 knows

Who said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am on here and know 1 knows

Except all of us!!

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

Lol bout 90% of us xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still suck my thumb to fall asleep

You had many offers yet from guys saying you can suck on something else to fall asleep

Yes but it just keeps her awake haha

Oddly I haven't had any offers...

Must say I'm surprised at that tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still suck my thumb to fall asleep

You had many offers yet from guys saying you can suck on something else to fall asleep

Yes but it just keeps her awake haha

Oddly I haven't had any offers...

Must say I'm surprised at that tbh

The men of Scotland are all far too respectful for that I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol bout 90% of us xx "

I'm on here and one person knows lol

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

I'm on here and everyone on here knows but ssshhhhh my vanilla life don't xx lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still suck my thumb to fall asleep

You had many offers yet from guys saying you can suck on something else to fall asleep

Yes but it just keeps her awake haha

Oddly I haven't had any offers...

Must say I'm surprised at that tbh

The men of Scotland are all far too respectful for that I guess

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Well if you're struggling then I have something here for you as my wee boy didn't eat the lollipop I got him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on here and everyone on here knows but ssshhhhh my vanilla life don't xx lol"

Not meeting the family then??? Oh wait sort of have lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still suck my thumb to fall asleep

You had many offers yet from guys saying you can suck on something else to fall asleep

Yes but it just keeps her awake haha

Oddly I haven't had any offers...

Must say I'm surprised at that tbh

The men of Scotland are all far too respectful for that I guess

Well if you're struggling then I have something here for you as my wee boy didn't eat the lollipop I got him

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I do like a lollypop now and again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still suck my thumb to fall asleep

You had many offers yet from guys saying you can suck on something else to fall asleep

Yes but it just keeps her awake haha

Oddly I haven't had any offers...

Must say I'm surprised at that tbh

The men of Scotland are all far too respectful for that I guess

Well if you're struggling then I have something here for you as my wee boy didn't eat the lollipop I got him

I do like a lollypop now and again..."
Oh really? Well I have a box of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on here in stealth mode sssshhhh

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