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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who do you reckon are the biggest tarts (1 male 1 female) on Fab, who is just the most outrageous flirt and biggest tease? Now this post is intended as a bit if fun, a bit of banter let's not be nasty, petty or use it as a means of settling scores.

My nominations are:

1) Boywonder - total hing oot

2) Fabfem -she may be my "sister" but she's just such a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hard to argue against those two nominations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabs two. Biggest. Flirts

Miss. Dynoboobs

Furry!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ozzie and fab fem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ozzie and bjq

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ozzie and bjq "

No way am I a bigger tart than you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ozzie and bjq

No way am I a bigger tart than you!! "
i beg to differ chief will we put it to. Vote ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ozzie and bjq

No way am I a bigger tart than you!! i beg to differ chief will we put it to. Vote ? "

Mmmmmm I think you'd find it would be a landslide victory.....for you being the biggest stop oot!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Looks in, carries on walking and whistling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss D & Ozzie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me? I beg your pudding!!! I'm well behaved thank you very much

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Me? I beg your pudding!!! I'm well behaved thank you very much "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ozzie and fab fem lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Yep another for Ozzie n fab fem I'm afraid

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm so glad you're getting the votes Ozzie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought my ears were burning.

What makes you all pick me and Ozzie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love fab fems banter! She's got my vote! Don't think she's a tart tho

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I thought my ears were burning.

What makes you all pick me and Ozzie? "

It wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love fab fems banter! She's got my vote! Don't think she's a tart tho "

Thank you BJQ. Your right I'm a lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you BJQ. Your right I'm a lady "

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...lady.......ha ha ha ha ha ha! I can not believe I've got more votes than Boywonder....SERIOUSLY??? What's wrong with you all, are you blind??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you BJQ. Your right I'm a lady

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...lady.......ha ha ha ha ha ha! I can not believe I've got more votes than Boywonder....SERIOUSLY??? What's wrong with you all, are you blind?? "

He's not a flirt just a twat

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Thank you BJQ. Your right I'm a lady

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...lady.......ha ha ha ha ha ha! I can not believe I've got more votes than Boywonder....SERIOUSLY??? What's wrong with you all, are you blind??

He's not a flirt just a twat "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who do I flirt with?

I thought I just insulted everyone not flirted with them

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Il accept the title of biggest flirt but definitely not biggest tart lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought I just insulted everyone not flirted with them "

That's called "scorched love"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Il accept the title of biggest flirt but definitely not biggest tart lol "

Lol I meant flirt not a tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I just insulted everyone not flirted with them

That's called "scorched love""

I'll show you scorched love

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Who do I flirt with?

I thought I just insulted everyone not flirted with them "

Ah but everyone knows it's just like the boy at school who pulled your pigtails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Il accept the title of biggest flirt but definitely not biggest tart lol "

It's alright I think so far I have it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who do I flirt with?

I thought I just insulted everyone not flirted with them

Ah but everyone knows it's just like the boy at school who pulled your pigtails "

More like pinged my bra strap when I was sitting quietly doing my work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who do I flirt with?

I thought I just insulted everyone not flirted with them

Ah but everyone knows it's just like the boy at school who pulled your pigtails

More like pinged my bra strap when I was sitting quietly doing my work "

Even I don't believe that last statement Missy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well that back fired on you ozzie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll show you scorched love "

You know the head Dr said you're not allowed to play with fire after that incident at the Girl Guides hall. Pffft your easily winning the female nomination....better start preparing your acceptance speech!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ozzie is a bigger tart than me nahnahnahnah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ozzie is a bigger tart than me nahnahnahnah "

Ehhhhh naw I am not, still people to vote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ozzie is a bigger tart than me nahnahnahnah

Ehhhhh naw I am not, still people to vote! "
mate your well ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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2) Fabfem -she may be my "sister" but she's just such a bike"

I widnae go her withoot stabilisers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male - Ozzie

Female - LMN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ozzie & ozzie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male - Ozzie

Female - LMN "

Used to like you Mrs!! I didn't even vote for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Boywonder is emailing you all isn't he, running a dirty tricks campaign?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boywonder is emailing you all isn't he, running a dirty tricks campaign? "
no need we all know your a slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male - Ozzie

Female - LMN

Used to like you Mrs!! I didn't even vote for you "

Aww didn't mean tart just a nice flirt. Ozzie is the man tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two biggest. Tarts phew that's a tough. One???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two biggest. Tarts phew that's a tough. One???"
surprised you never got a vote captain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two biggest. Tarts phew that's a tough. One???surprised you never got a vote captain "

I know he's a bigger male tart than the 2 of us put together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two biggest. Tarts phew that's a tough. One???surprised you never got a vote captain "

It was a choice between Ozzie & jack haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boywonder for male

Wouldn't dare mention any lady in enough trouble already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Previously would have said nawty mizz D but hmm maybe ozzie and fab fem now

In the nicest way of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see everyone knows am not a tart its you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right that's it...games a fucking bogey! I started this thread in the hope it would show Boywonder up as being a serial flirter and himbo, plus spotlight Fabfem as the scarlet woman she is and I'm getting all the votes for the male tart. You can all away and fling shite at the moon!! I'm a good, clean living, painfully shy Catholic boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right that's it...games a fucking bogey! I started this thread in the hope it would show Boywonder up as being a serial flirter and himbo, plus spotlight Fabfem as the scarlet woman she is and I'm getting all the votes for the male tart. You can all away and fling shite at the moon!! I'm a good, clean living, painfully shy Catholic boy "
shut up you tart !!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Right that's it...games a fucking bogey! I started this thread in the hope it would show Boywonder up as being a serial flirter and himbo, plus spotlight Fabfem as the scarlet woman she is and I'm getting all the votes for the male tart. You can all away and fling shite at the moon!! I'm a good, clean living, painfully shy Catholic boy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just accept is Ozzie.

You are the biggest tart on fab and you have dragged me down with you. I was an upstanding member of fab until I started talking to you. You have dragged me through the muck with you by my hair I might add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right that's it...games a fucking bogey! I started this thread in the hope it would show Boywonder up as being a serial flirter and himbo, plus spotlight Fabfem as the scarlet woman she is and I'm getting all the votes for the male tart. You can all away and fling shite at the moon!! I'm a good, clean living, painfully shy Catholic boy "

Get yourself to the nuns room they are waiting to punish you one by one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right that's it...games a fucking bogey! I started this thread in the hope it would show Boywonder up as being a serial flirter and himbo, plus spotlight Fabfem as the scarlet woman she is and I'm getting all the votes for the male tart. You can all away and fling shite at the moon!! I'm a good, clean living, painfully shy Catholic boy "

You will go to hell for lying like that Ozzie,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right now thats sorted ere has my harem gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just accept is Ozzie.

You are the biggest tart on fab and you have dragged me down with you. I was an upstanding member of fab until I started talking to you. You have dragged me through the muck with you by my hair I might add "

Ohhh aye, upstanding....kinda hard when you're on your back 24/7 you streetwalker!! Hair? Oh you just can not help yourself can you, yes I am a chrome dome, a skin, a baldy! You've still got more hair on your chest than me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two biggest. Tarts phew that's a tough. One???surprised you never got a vote captain "
cheeky. Fekers

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Whats a tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Ohhh aye, upstanding....kinda hard when you're on your back 24/7 you streetwalker!! Hair? Oh you just can not help yourself can you, yes I am a chrome dome, a skin, a baldy! You've still got more hair on your chest than me!! "

I'm only a streetwalker because you pimp me out and my chest area is hair free at the moment. I have just had it waxed you have more hairs in your lugs than on your bonce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just accept is Ozzie.

You are the biggest tart on fab and you have dragged me down with you. I was an upstanding member of fab until I started talking to you. You have dragged me through the muck with you by my hair I might add

Ohhh aye, upstanding....kinda hard when you're on your back 24/7 you streetwalker!! Hair? Oh you just can not help yourself can you, yes I am a chrome dome, a skin, a baldy! You've still got more hair on your chest than me!! "

I've seen ye in the pub after a couple o pints of the Black stuff, yer a brazen hussie Ozzie. Brazen I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've seen ye in the pub after a couple o pints of the Black stuff, yer a brazen hussie Ozzie. Brazen I say! "

Jim I'm gutted, what happened to make fraternity, solidarity with your brother man. May your next shite be a hedgehog!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right that's it...games a fucking bogey! I started this thread in the hope it would show Boywonder up as being a serial flirter and himbo, plus spotlight Fabfem as the scarlet woman she is and I'm getting all the votes for the male tart. You can all away and fling shite at the moon!! I'm a good, clean living, painfully shy Catholic boy "

He's just as bad but since he was AWOL the last week you have taken the biggest male flirt/tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen ye in the pub after a couple o pints of the Black stuff, yer a brazen hussie Ozzie. Brazen I say!

Jim I'm gutted, what happened to make fraternity, solidarity with your brother man. May your next shite be a hedgehog!! "

Didnae want anyone thinking ye were a wee prude next to all the votes Boywonder was getting LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats a tart "

Come into my room little girl and I'll explain everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right that's it...games a fucking bogey! I started this thread in the hope it would show Boywonder up as being a serial flirter and himbo, plus spotlight Fabfem as the scarlet woman she is and I'm getting all the votes for the male tart. You can all away and fling shite at the moon!! I'm a good, clean living, painfully shy Catholic boy

Get yourself to the nuns room they are waiting to punish you one by one "

You back in the Habit

I know, I know, I'll get my coat

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Yes PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen ye in the pub after a couple o pints of the Black stuff, yer a brazen hussie Ozzie. Brazen I say!

Jim I'm gutted, what happened to make fraternity, solidarity with your brother man. May your next shite be a hedgehog!!

Didnae want anyone thinking ye were a wee prude next to all the votes Boywonder was getting LOL "
he got more votes than me jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE "

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is that it then. Ozzie and I are the biggest tarts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So is that it then. Ozzie and I are the biggest tarts "

Speak for yourself I ain't confessing to anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So is that it then. Ozzie and I are the biggest tarts

Speak for yourself I ain't confessing to anything"

Really???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So is that it then. Ozzie and I are the biggest tarts

Speak for yourself I ain't confessing to anything"

Sorry mate the public have voted you are it still cant believe I got more votes than Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Speak for yourself I ain't confessing to anything

Really??? "

Let me qualify that last comment. I am not confessing to being a tart as it isn't true. You on the other hand are a massive tart and I'll bet you're a "snowflake" as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snowflake??? what is a snowflake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"snowflake??? what is a snowflake? "

Someone who steals underwear from washing lines Teasy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"snowflake??? what is a snowflake? "
thinking the same myself is it an Australian saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"snowflake??? what is a snowflake?

Someone who steals underwear from washing lines Teasy! "

lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"snowflake??? what is a snowflake? thinking the same myself is it an Australian saying "

Are you from Glasgow? You've honestly never heard the term "snowflake"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"snowflake??? what is a snowflake? thinking the same myself is it an Australian saying

Are you from Glasgow? You've honestly never heard the term "snowflake"? "
Born and bread in Thornliebank mate and nope never

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Born and bread in Thornliebank mate and nope never "

Thornliebank...fecking Thornliebank and you were slagging Dennistoun aff the other day? Pot kettle and black!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard it either but it suits Boywonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Born and bread in Thornliebank mate and nope never

Thornliebank...fecking Thornliebank and you were slagging Dennistoun aff the other day? Pot kettle and black! "
Whats the mater with thornliebank could be worse i had my first flat in Arden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thornliebank... If the arse end of the universe had an arse end, it'd be Thornliebank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to admit never knew wat snowflake meant lol ahhhh now I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thornliebank... If the arse end of the universe had an arse end, it'd be Thornliebank. "

Or arden.. bets the flat was at Kennishead flats lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speak for yourself I ain't confessing to anything

Really???

Let me qualify that last comment. I am not confessing to being a tart as it isn't true. You on the other hand are a massive tart and I'll bet you're a "snowflake" as well"

Now I know where my period pants went your sick!! they better be washed and sitting on my doorstep before next month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thornliebank... If the arse end of the universe had an arse end, it'd be Thornliebank. "
bit harsh you never been to coatbridge or ardrie then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thornliebank... If the arse end of the universe had an arse end, it'd be Thornliebank.

Or arden.. bets the flat was at Kennishead flats lol...."
My paper round wasKennishead flats LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to school in The Brig, lived in both. Never known a place like Thornliebank for having the very soul sucked out of it though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now I know where my period pants went your sick!! they better be washed and sitting on my doorstep before next month"

I wouldn't touch your pants supposing I was wearing asbestos gloves!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Fem~Me

Male~captain jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't touch your pants supposing I was wearing asbestos gloves! "

I beg to differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fem~Me

Male~captain jack "

You voting for yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I beg to differ"

I heard you're good at begging...giving paws and rolling over and playing dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I beg to differ

I heard you're good at begging...giving paws and rolling over and playing dead!"

I'm talented. Think I might go on britains got talent.

Actually that programme won't be on in Scotland if we get independence. I might need to vote no now

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By *lasgowkisserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ms dynaboobs n Ozzie

But not wi me....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm talented. Think I might go on britains got talent.

Actually that programme won't be on in Scotland if we get independence. I might need to vote no now "

Oh for the love of Christ don't mention the "I" word, this thread is quite light hearted!!

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By *lasgowkisserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Let's ban that I word once and for all

In this forum. Boring as fuk

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