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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

everything is my fault i take full responsibility just list the charges bellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Global warming, the Ebola virus, One Direction, Ant & Dec, Big Brother (UTTER SHITE), the Isralei/Palestinian conflict and last but by no means least the Fab women's obsession with strap on fucking guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ice cream boywonder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Global warming, the Ebola virus, One Direction, Ant & Dec, Big Brother (UTTER SHITE), the Isralei/Palestinian conflict and last but by no means least the Fab women's obsession with strap on fucking guys"
i take on bored all except the last one. a women messaged me earlier offering her services as she thought i was looking to be pegged

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

Someone needs to take the blame, if it wasn't you it would be someone else ...........maybe even me!!

Nah its defo all your fault xx

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By *inglecuckoldMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

cheese strings, be warned the human race will come back to you on that one!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cheese strings, be warned the human race will come back to you on that one!!!"
why cheese strings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone needs to take the blame, if it wasn't you it would be someone else ...........maybe even me!!

Nah its defo all your fault xx "

I take the blame what is my punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scottish licensing laws.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every traffic jam i've ever been in, that was you caused them ?

And today, no take away coffee cups leaft in Dobbies, you get the last one ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scottish licensing laws..... "
hahaha i nearly spat my water over the laptop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every traffic jam i've ever been in, that was you caused them ?

And today, no take away coffee cups leaft in Dobbies, you get the last one ?

"

yes and yes i keep running out of petrol

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate


"Someone needs to take the blame, if it wasn't you it would be someone else ...........maybe even me!!

Nah its defo all your fault xx

I take the blame what is my puinishment "

Oh I'm sure I'll think of something xx

You could be my slave for the day xx make you do my housework naked and then I get to use you as I pleased

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone needs to take the blame, if it wasn't you it would be someone else ...........maybe even me!!

Nah its defo all your fault xx

I take the blame what is my puinishment

Oh I'm sure I'll think of something xx

You could be my slave for the day xx make you do my housework naked and then I get to use you as I pleased "

am shit at house work and my bodys nothing to look at but ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those disabled Maltesers that lurk in every fourth packet. Too chewy and all your fault!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The x-factor, Big Brother, fuck it, reality tv in its entirety.

Oh, and the fact that my takeaway took over an hour to arrive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your fault I have a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"everything is my fault i take full responsibility just list the charges bellow

"

Glad to see you have finally taken responsibility!! Well done you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those disabled Maltesers that lurk in every fourth packet. Too chewy and all your fault!"

I love them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's your fault I have a headache "
sorry on my way with pain killers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's your fault I have a headache sorry on my way with pain killers "

Too late LMN is on her way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's your fault I have a headache sorry on my way with pain killers

Too late LMN is on her way "

Hahaha boywonder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's your fault I have a headache sorry on my way with pain killers

Too late LMN is on her way "

staying clear se wants to kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's your fault I have a headache sorry on my way with pain killers

Too late LMN is on her way staying clear se wants to kill me "

Noooooooo I'm in a good mood today

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Well, where do I start................

Ebola

Batmans car running out of petrol

Hubble space telescope not working properly

Hitler

The euro

Barcelonas transfer appeal failing

Bird flu

Thailands coup

Fab fems headache

LMNs headache

Everyone else's headache

Jacks bleeeereeggghh

And I reserve the right to add to this as the day goes on

(Well, you did ask )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's your fault I have a headache sorry on my way with pain killers

Too late LMN is on her way staying clear se wants to kill me "

Regardless to what she tells you, she can actually only kill you once

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I take all charges and as punishment am away to do wee fattys house work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, where do I start................

Ebola

Batmans car running out of petrol

Hubble space telescope not working properly

Hitler

The euro

Barcelonas transfer appeal failing

Bird flu

Thailands coup

and I stubbed my toe and burnt my toast...

Fab fems headache

LMNs headache

Everyone else's headache

Jacks bleeeereeggghh

And I reserve the right to add to this as the day goes on

(Well, you did ask )"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, where do I start................

Ebola

Batmans car running out of petrol

Hubble space telescope not working properly

Hitler

The euro

Barcelonas transfer appeal failing

Bird flu

Thailands coup

and I stubbed my toe and burnt my toast...

Fab fems headache

LMNs headache

Everyone else's headache

Jacks bleeeereeggghh

And I reserve the right to add to this as the day goes on

(Well, you did ask ) "

teasywhat i do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take all charges and as punishment am away to do wee fattys house work "

You are aware she's got the ropes ready!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take all charges and as punishment am away to do wee fattys house work

You are aware she's got the ropes ready!!!!!!!!!!"

that i am going a new victim

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Well, where do I start................

Ebola

Batmans car running out of petrol

Hubble space telescope not working properly

Hitler

The euro

Barcelonas transfer appeal failing

Bird flu

Thailands coup

and I stubbed my toe and burnt my toast...

Fab fems headache

LMNs headache

Everyone else's headache

Jacks bleeeereeggghh

And I reserve the right to add to this as the day goes on

(Well, you did ask ) teasywhat i do you "

Oh, an addition to the list.......

You're also getting the blame for Teasy's injury list as well as Fmuma's too!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, where do I start................

Ebola

Batmans car running out of petrol

Hubble space telescope not working properly

Hitler

The euro

Barcelonas transfer appeal failing

Bird flu

Thailands coup

and I stubbed my toe and burnt my toast...

Fab fems headache

LMNs headache

Everyone else's headache

Jacks bleeeereeggghh

And I reserve the right to add to this as the day goes on

(Well, you did ask ) teasywhat i do you

Oh, an addition to the list.......

You're also getting the blame for Teasy's injury list as well as Fmuma's too!!! "

i will get the death sentance next

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Very possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This mornings heavy rain .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sorry about that

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By *lasgowkisserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Charged with bad grammar

See previous quote

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Charged with bad grammar

See previous quote "

i went doggin the day the taught grammar at school

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Spelling too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spelling too "
that my dyslexia so i get away with it

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

the extinction of the dinosaurs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the extinction of the dinosaurs. "

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

we both know it was you...

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By *lasgowkisserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Did u have a bad granda too. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you just broke my nail grrrrrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you just broke my nail grrrrrrrr. "
sorry i have a plaster if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you just broke my nail grrrrrrrr. sorry i have a plaster if that helps"

I have a very large object for your botty.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you just broke my nail grrrrrrrr. sorry i have a plaster if that helps

I have a very large object for your botty..... "

not another one ffs my ass will be in pieces at this rate

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

that's what happens when you choose to be the sidekick laddie.

Ben Affleck is batman and that is your fault I may never forgive you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"that's what happens when you choose to be the sidekick laddie.

Ben Affleck is batman and that is your fault I may never forgive you"

Don't remind me but even he can't ruin superman v batman can he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always had my doubts about robin the boywonder. Teenager who hangs about with an older guy dressed in black rubber.

And let's not forget George Clooney as Batman. We know who's fault that was.

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"that's what happens when you choose to be the sidekick laddie.

Ben Affleck is batman and that is your fault I may never forgive youDon't remind me but even he can't ruin superman v batman can he "

probably.... but if he does... im coming after you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"that's what happens when you choose to be the sidekick laddie.

Ben Affleck is batman and that is your fault I may never forgive youDon't remind me but even he can't ruin superman v batman can he

probably.... but if he does... im coming after you "

mate you would need to join a very long queue there is a number machine at the side

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"that's what happens when you choose to be the sidekick laddie.

Ben Affleck is batman and that is your fault I may never forgive youDon't remind me but even he can't ruin superman v batman can he

probably.... but if he does... im coming after you mate you would need to join a very long queue there is a number machine at the side "

I booked my spot in advance. LMN is holding it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me getting banned for 48 hours!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me getting banned for 48 hours!!! "
how that my fault

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Me getting banned for 48 hours!!! how that my fault "

Because she said so!!

Now apologize

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me getting banned for 48 hours!!! how that my fault

Because she said so!!

Now apologize "

sorry how can i make it up to you

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

cakes always good. or you could buy all the drink for the next big social

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

also you have to come dressed as robin

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