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"Global warming, the Ebola virus, One Direction, Ant & Dec, Big Brother (UTTER SHITE), the Isralei/Palestinian conflict and last but by no means least the Fab women's obsession with strap on fucking guys" i take on bored all except the last one. a women messaged me earlier offering her services as she thought i was looking to be pegged | |||
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"cheese strings, be warned the human race will come back to you on that one!!!" why cheese strings | |||
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"Someone needs to take the blame, if it wasn't you it would be someone else ...........maybe even me!! Nah its defo all your fault xx " I take the blame what is my punishment | |||
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"Scottish licensing laws..... " hahaha i nearly spat my water over the laptop | |||
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"Every traffic jam i've ever been in, that was you caused them ? And today, no take away coffee cups leaft in Dobbies, you get the last one ? " yes and yes i keep running out of petrol | |||
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"Someone needs to take the blame, if it wasn't you it would be someone else ...........maybe even me!! Nah its defo all your fault xx I take the blame what is my puinishment " Oh I'm sure I'll think of something xx You could be my slave for the day xx make you do my housework naked and then I get to use you as I pleased | |||
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"Someone needs to take the blame, if it wasn't you it would be someone else ...........maybe even me!! Nah its defo all your fault xx I take the blame what is my puinishment Oh I'm sure I'll think of something xx You could be my slave for the day xx make you do my housework naked and then I get to use you as I pleased " am shit at house work and my bodys nothing to look at but ok | |||
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"everything is my fault i take full responsibility just list the charges bellow " Glad to see you have finally taken responsibility!! Well done you lol | |||
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"Those disabled Maltesers that lurk in every fourth packet. Too chewy and all your fault!" I love them lol | |||
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"It's your fault I have a headache " sorry on my way with pain killers | |||
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"It's your fault I have a headache sorry on my way with pain killers " Too late LMN is on her way | |||
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"It's your fault I have a headache sorry on my way with pain killers Too late LMN is on her way " Hahaha boywonder | |||
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"It's your fault I have a headache sorry on my way with pain killers Too late LMN is on her way " staying clear se wants to kill me | |||
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"It's your fault I have a headache sorry on my way with pain killers Too late LMN is on her way staying clear se wants to kill me " Noooooooo I'm in a good mood today | |||
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"It's your fault I have a headache sorry on my way with pain killers Too late LMN is on her way staying clear se wants to kill me " Regardless to what she tells you, she can actually only kill you once | |||
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"Well, where do I start................ Ebola Batmans car running out of petrol Hubble space telescope not working properly Hitler The euro Barcelonas transfer appeal failing Bird flu Thailands coup and I stubbed my toe and burnt my toast... Fab fems headache LMNs headache Everyone else's headache Jacks bleeeereeggghh And I reserve the right to add to this as the day goes on (Well, you did ask )" | |||
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"Well, where do I start................ Ebola Batmans car running out of petrol Hubble space telescope not working properly Hitler The euro Barcelonas transfer appeal failing Bird flu Thailands coup and I stubbed my toe and burnt my toast... Fab fems headache LMNs headache Everyone else's headache Jacks bleeeereeggghh And I reserve the right to add to this as the day goes on (Well, you did ask ) " teasywhat i do you | |||
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"I take all charges and as punishment am away to do wee fattys house work " You are aware she's got the ropes ready!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"I take all charges and as punishment am away to do wee fattys house work You are aware she's got the ropes ready!!!!!!!!!!" that i am going a new victim | |||
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"Well, where do I start................ Ebola Batmans car running out of petrol Hubble space telescope not working properly Hitler The euro Barcelonas transfer appeal failing Bird flu Thailands coup and I stubbed my toe and burnt my toast... Fab fems headache LMNs headache Everyone else's headache Jacks bleeeereeggghh And I reserve the right to add to this as the day goes on (Well, you did ask ) teasywhat i do you " Oh, an addition to the list....... You're also getting the blame for Teasy's injury list as well as Fmuma's too!!! | |||
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"Well, where do I start................ Ebola Batmans car running out of petrol Hubble space telescope not working properly Hitler The euro Barcelonas transfer appeal failing Bird flu Thailands coup and I stubbed my toe and burnt my toast... Fab fems headache LMNs headache Everyone else's headache Jacks bleeeereeggghh And I reserve the right to add to this as the day goes on (Well, you did ask ) teasywhat i do you Oh, an addition to the list....... You're also getting the blame for Teasy's injury list as well as Fmuma's too!!! " i will get the death sentance next | |||
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"Charged with bad grammar See previous quote " i went doggin the day the taught grammar at school | |||
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"Spelling too " that my dyslexia so i get away with it | |||
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"you just broke my nail grrrrrrrr. " sorry i have a plaster if that helps | |||
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"you just broke my nail grrrrrrrr. sorry i have a plaster if that helps" I have a very large object for your botty..... | |||
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"you just broke my nail grrrrrrrr. sorry i have a plaster if that helps I have a very large object for your botty..... " not another one ffs my ass will be in pieces at this rate | |||
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"that's what happens when you choose to be the sidekick laddie. Ben Affleck is batman and that is your fault I may never forgive you" Don't remind me but even he can't ruin superman v batman can he | |||
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"that's what happens when you choose to be the sidekick laddie. Ben Affleck is batman and that is your fault I may never forgive youDon't remind me but even he can't ruin superman v batman can he " probably.... but if he does... im coming after you | |||
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"that's what happens when you choose to be the sidekick laddie. Ben Affleck is batman and that is your fault I may never forgive youDon't remind me but even he can't ruin superman v batman can he probably.... but if he does... im coming after you " mate you would need to join a very long queue there is a number machine at the side | |||
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"that's what happens when you choose to be the sidekick laddie. Ben Affleck is batman and that is your fault I may never forgive youDon't remind me but even he can't ruin superman v batman can he probably.... but if he does... im coming after you mate you would need to join a very long queue there is a number machine at the side " I booked my spot in advance. LMN is holding it for me. | |||
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"Me getting banned for 48 hours!!! " how that my fault | |||
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"Me getting banned for 48 hours!!! how that my fault " Because she said so!! Now apologize | |||
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"Me getting banned for 48 hours!!! how that my fault Because she said so!! Now apologize " sorry how can i make it up to you | |||
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