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Funniest things someone's said after a meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what's the funniest thing someone's said after a meet?

Was in stitches the other morning leaving mine, she turns to me and says "sh!t I thought you had a detached house"

Yeah like my neighbours haven't heard anything coming from mine before? lol

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually too exhausted to speak hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine wasnt so much funny but the guy got his fun and said 'thanks i needed that' dirty barsteward !!! Pffftt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what's the funniest thing someone's said after a meet?

Was in stitches the other morning leaving mine, she turns to me and says "sh!t I thought you had a detached house"

Yeah like my neighbours haven't heard anything coming from mine before? lol

Geek "

Hehe. I feel very sorry for them after our shenanigans! Although I'm sure they've already invested in earplugs. And sound proofed walls x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if am meeting you again i need to buy water proof sheets (and no i didn't pee the bed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy said to me, bloody hell you can drink, still have no idea what he meant,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had another meet and id asked the guy had he brought condoms - he replied 'yea a 12pack' jeeezzz lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One guy said to me, bloody hell you can drink, still have no idea what he meant, "

Just one guy? lol

Geek

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hehe. I feel very sorry for them after our shenanigans! Although I'm sure they've already invested in earplugs. And sound proofed walls x"

They have already asked for the DVD

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy said to me, bloody hell you can drink, still have no idea what he meant,

Just one guy? lol

Geek "

Hahaha,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had another meet and id asked the guy had he brought condoms - he replied 'yea a 12pack' jeeezzz lol"
how many did ye use show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two separate comments I made at cjs couldn't possibly share but I still laugh about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hehe. I feel very sorry for them after our shenanigans! Although I'm sure they've already invested in earplugs. And sound proofed walls x

They have already asked for the DVD

Geek "

*nervous laughter*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had another meet and id asked the guy had he brought condoms - he replied 'yea a 12pack' jeeezzz lolhow many did ye use show off "
guy got stage fright !! Naff all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come you don't have an Australian accent? "

Ehhhhh because I'm originally from Dennistoun ya fuckin roastir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let my do a French plait in your hair. Not funny ha ha but strange funny.

My hair looked lovely after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""How come you don't have an Australian accent? "

Ehhhhh because I'm originally from Dennistoun ya fuckin roastir! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had another meet and id asked the guy had he brought condoms - he replied 'yea a 12pack' jeeezzz lolhow many did ye use show off guy got stage fright !! Naff all lol"
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""How come you don't have an Australian accent? "

Ehhhhh because I'm originally from Dennistoun ya fuckin roastir!

"
pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a video where I constantly slag K about, after having an amazing meet, multiple orgasms, K hits out to the guy "that's a weapon of mass destruction"

Cheesy porn it what lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had another meet and id asked the guy had he brought condoms - he replied 'yea a 12pack' jeeezzz lolhow many did ye use show off guy got stage fright !! Naff all lolhahaha "
i'll put u over my knee young man ! superhero or not !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""How come you don't have an Australian accent? "

Ehhhhh because I'm originally from Dennistoun ya fuckin roastir! "

explains a lot

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over a year ago


"Had another meet and id asked the guy had he brought condoms - he replied 'yea a 12pack' jeeezzz lolhow many did ye use show off guy got stage fright !! Naff all lolhahaha i'll put u over my knee young man ! superhero or not !"
promises promises

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""How come you don't have an Australian accent? "

Ehhhhh because I'm originally from Dennistoun ya fuckin roastir! "

They waited until afterwards? Haha

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""How come you don't have an Australian accent? "

Ehhhhh because I'm originally from Dennistoun ya fuckin roastir!

They waited until afterwards? Haha

Geek "
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Cause most women don't talk with their mouths full,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You still want more??'

Hahahah

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gee please I need to rest,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nicest. Comment. I ever had

" well your a dark horse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""How come you don't have an Australian accent? "

Ehhhhh because I'm originally from Dennistoun ya fuckin roastir!

explains a lot "

Ehhhh what's wrong with Dennistoun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""How come you don't have an Australian accent? "

Ehhhhh because I'm originally from Dennistoun ya fuckin roastir!

explains a lot

Ehhhh what's wrong with Dennistoun? "
be quicker telling you whats right with it

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman
over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

Mine was can i feel your tits again just to make sure there really real think it was a ploy though just so he could have one last grope at them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""How come you don't have an Australian accent? "

Ehhhhh because I'm originally from Dennistoun ya fuckin roastir!

They waited until afterwards? Haha

Geek "

I know....totally bizzarre!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine was can i feel your tits again just to make sure there really real think it was a ploy though just so he could have one last grope at them lol "

Was that me? lol

Geek

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman
over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow


"Mine was can i feel your tits again just to make sure there really real think it was a ploy though just so he could have one last grope at them lol

Was that me? lol

Geek "
yip lol

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman
over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow


"Mine was can i feel your tits again just to make sure there really real think it was a ploy though just so he could have one last grope at them lol

Was that me? lol

Geek "
yip lol

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman
over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow


"Mine was can i feel your tits again just to make sure there really real think it was a ploy though just so he could have one last grope at them lol

Was that me? lol

Geek "
yip lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I've had girly giggles and a coy smile....does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had girly giggles and a coy smile....does that count "

He is asking about the other person not what you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""How come you don't have an Australian accent? "

Ehhhhh because I'm originally from Dennistoun ya fuckin roastir! "

I can hear the Dennistoun accent coming through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at a small party with 2 other couples about a year ago and hostess says....my god you are a pair of little tornado's....and neither of us had wind

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I've had girly giggles and a coy smile....does that count

He is asking about the other person not what you do "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine was can i feel your tits again just to make sure there really real think it was a ploy though just so he could have one last grope at them lol

Was that me? lol

Geek yip lol "

Haha I bet it was too lol

Ask beauty, she knows I'm a boob man, can't take my eyes of hers

Geek

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman
over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow


"Mine was can i feel your tits again just to make sure there really real think it was a ploy though just so he could have one last grope at them lol

Was that me? lol

Geek yip lol

Haha I bet it was too lol

Ask beauty, she knows I'm a boob man, can't take my eyes of hers

Geek "

Your a man , enough said me thinks lol

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