FabSwingers.com forum: I am suck an arse

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have let the male race down and just ran out of petrol doing the school run i hang my head in shame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

that meant such not suck dam phone

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

oopsy silly sod. K x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oopsy silly sod. K x"
i got lucky the car behind stopped and gave me an the wee one a run to the petrol station and back what a hero

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

that was really nice. Not many would do that now but you do know your wean will make you pay lol. K x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

You berk!!!!! You're a disgrace!!! I hope you gave her your number

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

how did you know it was a she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. What a dafty

That was nice of the person to stop and help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that was really nice. Not many would do that now but you do know your wean will make you pay lol. K x"
aye she is already told her granddad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how did you know it was a she

School run, damn high odds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"how did you know it was a she

School run, damn high odds"
what that say about me on school run and ran out of petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how did you know it was a she

School run, damn high oddswhat that say about me on school run and ran out of petrol

Walks away whistling with a stupid grin on face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a mum (MILF) I see regularly on the school run, today she was in her gym gear, with a FITCH vest on. I take it Fitch is short for Fit Bitch...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You suck arse? See I knew it, I just knew it Batman is a closet case!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

You have an arse we'd ALL want to suck, lick, nibble, etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right boywonder hand in your car keys and your man card and hang your head in shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

You have an arse we'd ALL want to suck, lick, nibble, etc..."

Add me to that list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You suck arse? See I knew it, I just knew it Batman is a closet case!! "

time to go to the mattresses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

You have an arse we'd ALL want to suck, lick, nibble, etc..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right boywonder hand in your car keys and your man card and hang your head in shame "
next thing you know i will not be able to parallel park

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

You have an arse we'd ALL want to suck, lick, nibble, etc...

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I wouldn't i know were its been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

You have an arse we'd ALL want to suck, lick, nibble, etc...

I wouldn't i know were its been

Your such a dead boy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

You have an arse we'd ALL want to suck, lick, nibble, etc...

I wouldn't i know were its been

Your such a dead boy!!

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bring it bitch hahahahahaha

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

"Right boywonder hand in your car keys and your man card and hang your head in shame next thing you know i will not be able to parallel park

Did tony the tiger slip your licence in with the frosties......

If it is any consolation you had a fuel can in your boot,

Tell me you never bought a new can with those 5 litres

No wonder truck companies are employing lady drivers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right boywonder hand in your car keys and your man card and hang your head in shame next thing you know i will not be able to parallel park

Did tony the tiger slip your licence in with the frosties......

If it is any consolation you had a fuel can in your boot,

Tell me you never bought a new can with those 5 litres

No wonder truck companies are employing lady drivers

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guilty on all charges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

You have an arse we'd ALL want to suck, lick, nibble, etc...

I wouldn't i know were its been

Your such a dead boy!!

bring it bitch hahahahahaha

Brilliant, I've missed this high quality repartee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

You have an arse we'd ALL want to suck, lick, nibble, etc...

I wouldn't i know were its been

Your such a dead boy!!

bring it bitch hahahahahaha

Hurry up then ooooh & try NOT to run out of petrol again!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

You have an arse we'd ALL want to suck, lick, nibble, etc...

I wouldn't i know were its been

Your such a dead boy!!

bring it bitch hahahahahaha

Hurry up then ooooh & try NOT to run out of petrol again!!

eeeeehhhhh think you tapped out first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

You have an arse we'd ALL want to suck, lick, nibble, etc...

I wouldn't i know were its been

Your such a dead boy!!

bring it bitch hahahahahaha

Hurry up then ooooh & try NOT to run out of petrol again!!

eeeeehhhhh think you tapped out first

Away you back into your batcave!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

You have an arse we'd ALL want to suck, lick, nibble, etc...

I wouldn't i know were its been

Your such a dead boy!!

bring it bitch hahahahahaha

Hurry up then ooooh & try NOT to run out of petrol again!!

eeeeehhhhh think you tapped out first

Away you back into your batcave!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

You have an arse we'd ALL want to suck, lick, nibble, etc...

I wouldn't i know were its been

Your such a dead boy!!

No, he's SUCK a dead boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You suck arse? See I knew it, I just knew it Batman is a closet case!!

time to go to the mattresses

Mattresses? I'm flattered Boywonder, truly I am but I just don't dig the old bare bum boxing!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You suck arse? See I knew it, I just knew it Batman is a closet case!!

time to go to the mattresses

Mattresses? I'm flattered Boywonder, truly I am but I just don't dig the old bare bum boxing!!

"
a quote from the godfather you pillock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You suck arse? See I knew it, I just knew it Batman is a closet case!!

time to go to the mattresses

Mattresses? I'm flattered Boywonder, truly I am but I just don't dig the old bare bum boxing!!

a quote from the godfather you pillock

One or Two?? Ha ha ha I know it's Santino says it....or is it Michael??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You suck arse? See I knew it, I just knew it Batman is a closet case!!

time to go to the mattresses

Mattresses? I'm flattered Boywonder, truly I am but I just don't dig the old bare bum boxing!!

a quote from the godfather you pillock

One or Two?? Ha ha ha I know it's Santino says it....or is it Michael?? "
Sunny

and am sure its 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sonny would have beat the shit outta Batman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sonny would have beat the shit outta Batman!"
he gets shot to pices cause he is a dum ass like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck an arse!??? Brilliant

You have an arse we'd ALL want to suck, lick, nibble, etc...

I wouldn't i know were its been

Your such a dead boy!!

No, he's SUCK a dead boy.

Hehehe

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