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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stolen from Facebook! Made me giggle:

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say

"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries

have a use by date?

9. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

10. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

11. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

12. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,

you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bored tonight wee one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought of a question and had to google it -

What would happen if everyone on earth all screamed at the same time.

The theories of results are fascinating.

Lx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You bored tonight wee one "

How could you tell lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I thought of a question and had to google it -

What would happen if everyone on earth all screamed at the same time.

The theories of results are fascinating.

Lx"

I'll need to go google now lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? SO NOT TO LAUGH AT YOUR GRANNY PANTS.

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? IN TRUTH, NO. REALLY.

3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? HAVE YOU CHECKED TO SEE IF MEN CAN DO IT?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say

"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR NAME WAS BOB.

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? NO, A DOGSU.

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? SO YOU KNOW WHETHER YOU ARE INSIDE OR OUTSIDE.

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? BECAUSE ICICLES GROW BETTER IN THE DARK.

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries

have a use by date? BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN AROUND FOR CENTURIES, AND IS GOING TO GO OFF EVENTUALLY.

9. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? THE FIRST MAN TO SQUEEZE HIS WIFES BOOBIES AND GET THE SAME THING.

10. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream? I WILL POKE MY EYES OUT AND TELL YOU TOMORROW.

11. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from? SPERM?

12. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,

you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? BECAUSE THE STARS ARE TOO FAR AWAY FOR THEM TO CHECK.

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