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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Grow faster than the rest. thinking. Of leaving. It and goin for a support. Part in the next. Planet of the apes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Public hair' had me in stitches!!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is PUBLIC hair not what grows on your head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found my 1st grey one the other day...I'm on the road oot. Soon be time for the pipe, baffies and Ovaltine for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily shaving of public hair here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found my 1st grey one the other day...I'm on the road oot. Soon be time for the pipe, baffies and Ovaltine for me"

Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago

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over a year ago


"I found my 1st grey one the other day...I'm on the road oot. Soon be time for the pipe, baffies and Ovaltine for me

Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago"

Aren't Jacks pubes kinda public anyway with his hisory lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found my 1st grey one the other day...I'm on the road oot. Soon be time for the pipe, baffies and Ovaltine for me

Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago"
why. Don't you two. Get a room cmon playtime. Is over

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Used to be bruisms now it's Jackisms or maybe just j'isms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago"

I can't get to the kettle for trying to climb over your incontinence knickers

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over a year ago


"I found my 1st grey one the other day...I'm on the road oot. Soon be time for the pipe, baffies and Ovaltine for me

Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time agowhy. Don't you two. Get a room cmon playtime. Is over "

We don't need a room a wrestling ring would be better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Used to be bruisms now it's Jackisms or maybe just j'isms "
is bruisms. Still about??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago

I can't get to the kettle for trying to climb over your incontinence knickers"

I only need incontinence knickers because I can't stop laughing at you in a tutu with a cucumber stuck up your........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We don't need a room a wrestling ring would be better "

That sounded like the offer of a square go??Given the fact you're from Ayrshire can I just say you're at an unfair advantage in that you have six fingers in each hand and this six knuckles, and a denser skull due to years of inbreeding. I demand I be allowed the use of a cricket bat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Public hair' had me in stitches!!

X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it "

Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!

Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago

I can't get to the kettle for trying to climb over your incontinence knickers

I only need incontinence knickers because I can't stop laughing at you in a tutu with a cucumber stuck up your........ "

And I was trying to keep your penance a secret as well

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Used to be bruisms now it's Jackisms or maybe just j'isms is bruisms. Still about?? "

still comes up if searched for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soon be?? You should have boiled the kettle for the ovaltine a long time ago

I can't get to the kettle for trying to climb over your incontinence knickers

I only need incontinence knickers because I can't stop laughing at you in a tutu with a cucumber stuck up your........

And I was trying to keep your penance a secret as well "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confused now, so wats a public area in a courtroom? And you get,,,,grey ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason once I shave I can't shave again for a few days! I find it really sore and I cut myself really bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We don't need a room a wrestling ring would be better

That sounded like the offer of a square go??Given the fact you're from Ayrshire can I just say you're at an unfair advantage in that you have six fingers in each hand and this six knuckles, and a denser skull due to years of inbreeding. I demand I be allowed the use of a cricket bat!"

Right just tell everyone the truth. He is really my brother and husband. you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it

Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!

Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins "
Did you just. Hit on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins "

Sorry I'm washing my public hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it

Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!

Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins Did you just. Hit on me "

Haha.....nope...kinda the fit lady with very edible breasts

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over a year ago


"Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins

Sorry I'm washing my public hair "

Shit :-/......can't we wash our public hair privately away from the public in private?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it

Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!

Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins Did you just. Hit on me

Haha.....nope...kinda the fit lady with very edible breasts"
damm that fab fem foiled again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins

Sorry I'm washing my public hair

Shit :-/......can't we wash our public hair privately away from the public in private? "

I always forget to shut the blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it

Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!

Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins Did you just. Hit on me

Haha.....nope...kinda the fit lady with very edible breastsdamm that fab fem foiled again. "

Well I'm washing my public hair so you can have him instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it

Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!

Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins Did you just. Hit on me

Haha.....nope...kinda the fit lady with very edible breastsdamm that fab fem foiled again. "

Haha......This Welshman might be spending some time in your lovely country soon.....although only aberdeen before onto shetlands........where it's gonna be.....not so lovely....cold...windy and wet....:-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My public hair grows really fast. I'm always getting the hairdresser to trim it

Public hair's a nightmare, always growing publicly I'm front of the public!

Very nice pics btw.......just 2 mins....that's all I'd need....2 mins Did you just. Hit on me

Haha.....nope...kinda the fit lady with very edible breastsdamm that fab fem foiled again.

Well I'm washing my public hair so you can have him instead "

Ah well.....captain jack it is.....what do you look like win heels buddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For some reason once I shave I can't shave again for a few days! I find it really sore and I cut myself really bad "
try gettin waxed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah well.....captain jack it is.....what do you look like win heels buddy? "

He looks lovely in heels and miniskirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah well.....captain jack it is.....what do you look like win heels buddy?

He looks lovely in heels and miniskirt "
obviously said that shit was our secret??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah well.....captain jack it is.....what do you look like win heels buddy?

He looks lovely in heels and miniskirt obviously said that shit was our secret?? "

I think it's time you came out the closet jack. Were all friends here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah well.....captain jack it is.....what do you look like win heels buddy?

He looks lovely in heels and miniskirt obviously said that shit was our secret?? "

Mate never confide in her and take the view that anything you tell her will be out there for public consumption. She knew that tutu and cucumbers incident required years of counselling for me and gave not a fuck. Blabbermouth!!

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over a year ago


"Mate never confide in her and take the view that anything you tell her will be out there for public consumption. She knew that tutu and cucumbers incident required years of counselling for me and gave not a fuck. Blabbermouth!!"

Jack doesn't mind because he's my bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jack doesn't mind because he's my bitch "

Just remember who yo daddy is, jive assed cracker ho and don't be making me unleash the "Pimp Hand". Where's my money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jack doesn't mind because he's my bitch

Just remember who yo daddy is, jive assed cracker ho and don't be making me unleash the "Pimp Hand". Where's my money? "

Soz Daddy I didn mak non the day Onest a dint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soz Daddy I didn mak non the day Onest a dint "

Well bitch if you sucked some dick as often as yo spaced out skank ass sucks on that damn crack pipe of yo's I'd be rolling in greenbacks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soz Daddy I didn mak non the day Onest a dint

Well bitch if you sucked some dick as often as yo spaced out skank ass sucks on that damn crack pipe of yo's I'd be rolling in greenbacks! "

A fot a wis ur spcial girl now? dnt fink I need 2 do it no more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sounded like the offer of a square go??Given the fact you're from Ayrshire can I just say you're at an unfair advantage in that you have six fingers in each hand and this six knuckles, and a denser skull due to years of inbreeding. I demand I be allowed the use of a cricket bat!"

Lmao the full of Ayrshire go to a wedding and stand at 1 side of the church lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao the full of Ayrshire go to a wedding and stand at 1 side of the church lol"

Why what do you Glasgow folk do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who is part of the bride and who is part of the groom stand at both sides lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends who is part of the bride and who is part of the groom stand at both sides lol"

That's rubbish. So you mean to say the bride and grooms family aren't related?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's rubbish. So you mean to say the bride and grooms family aren't related? "

Aww wee poppet....outside of Ayrshire daddy isn't also uncle and brother. It's a wee shame for her, she's "special" xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww wee poppet....outside of Ayrshire daddy isn't also uncle and brother. It's a wee shame for her, she's "special" xxx"

Butt ur ma daddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Butt ur ma daddy? "

We promised we would never speak of this publicly, V paddle getting taken to your ass young lady!!!

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