FabSwingers.com forum: my cock

By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

My cock is so tremendously huge & incredibly beautiful that it makes many of the world's top porn stars weep & every woman I meet go weak at the knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy man!

Xxx

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You called??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew x I live in the south x

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You can probably see it from there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god mine is tiny

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not the size that counts its the weight behind it to push it in lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank god mine is tiny

Geek

The smallest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought they were all the same size, "oh silly me ."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's what my husband told me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is unhappy. He can't. Find nowhere. To hide!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confidence is sexy. ..

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Whilst it can't be seen from space like antihero, mine does ok

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

"My cock is so tremendously huge & incredibly beautiful that it makes many of the world's top porn stars weep & every woman I meet go weak at the knees."

Do they recover from their giggles, nothing worse than a femme fixing that ruler right side up.

Cm are smaller than In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is shy and is only seen by ladies it trusts, wouldn't want it becoming too big headed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine does a good impression of a granite banana (E.U. regulation, only a slight curve) most of the day

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's a curse as well as a blessing you know. Every morning when I try to leave the house there are crowds of ravenous women. It's like a pack of zombies wanting delicious brains, except these are women waning man brain (because we all know where a man's brain is)

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By *lasgowkisserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Strange chap you

What's life like on your planet ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you manage to get past all those ravenous women today my love?

Coz I'm waiting....

Muahaha!

Lxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a curse as well as a blessing you know. Every morning when I try to leave the house there are crowds of ravenous women. It's like a pack of zombies wanting delicious brains, except these are women waning man brain (because we all know where a man's brain is)"

I passed you this morning but couldn't say hi for the crowd surrounding ya I was gutted!!!..

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yes I did thanks L, but I'm waiting on you too...

Sorry Teasy, next time I'll make more of an effort to say hi.

Glasgowkisser, life on my planet is a lot of fun, you should try it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave a trail for me to follow to get to you as I'm lost in a maze! Not the breadcrumbs type, something shiny please. Deal?

Xxx

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Leave a trail for me to follow to get to you as I'm lost in a maze! Not the breadcrumbs type, something shiny please. Deal?

Xxx"

That sounds like a lot of fun, we have a deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock is so tremendously huge & incredibly beautiful that it makes many of the world's top porn stars weep & every woman I meet go weak at the knees."
Thats un-canny...more than a coincidence..lol.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *lasgowkisserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Guitar boy

I invented fun. Your not even in the same universe as me

Cum tae Glasgow n see big lgts

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By *ilthyfun222Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Thank god mine is tiny

Geek

Yeah, I mean I had a microscope out and I was still struggling to see it.

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Guitar boy

I invented fun. Your not even in the same universe as me

Cum tae Glasgow n see big lgts

You invented it you say? Good on you. However I'm quite happy with my wee universe thanks & the people who choose to come visit me in it from time to time. Especially the ones who bring cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake!!

I have lovely cake here but our plan backfired. Those shiny things you left to help me, they've almost blinded me. Help!!

Xxx

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I knew I shouldn't have used torches!!!

Fear not fair maiden, I shall come to thee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come quick, I have a surprise for you!

Lxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a chainsaw, and food. Could be in for a looooooong night there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a chainsaw, and food. Could be in for a looooooong night there

You bring the power tools. And stovies!!!!

Muahaha

Lxxx

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Take a chainsaw, and food. Could be in for a looooooong night there

Thanks for the tip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a chainsaw, and food. Could be in for a looooooong night there

You bring the power tools. And stovies!!!!

Muahaha

Lxxx"

I got the tools, if you got the attachments

You'll get stovies when I get my demands taken care of!

Xxx

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