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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Marty McFly gives you a loan of the DeLorean for 48hrs affording you the opportunity to travel back in time within your own lifetime (no further). What times would you travel back to and what advice/warnings would you give to your younger self?

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

Easy

don't marry him, he's a lying, cheating arsehole xx just bang him the whole month of June to get your awesome sob xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only know who you're talking about due to the movie being on tv while I was visiting family yesterday haha

I'd go back and tell my younger self to stay in school til the end. And not to leave home so young lol

Lx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only know who you're talking about due to the movie being on tv while I was visiting family yesterday haha

Lx"

That makes me feel so fecking auld!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to get involved with a guy that ended up screwing me for thousands,

Not to believe someone else that says he wants to bed me,

Also would go back to the last Christmas with my dad and give him his chocolate gingers, then make sure I hugged and kissed him till he died,

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd go back to when I was about 14 and tell myself;

1 - Look after your teeth.

2 - Learn to drive as soon as you can.

3 - Save some cash.

4 - Appreciate your parents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Altho in 22 there are so many things I would go back and tell myself!!

1- you should wait until you are atleast 17 to have sex!

2- stick in at school

3- you don't need to bed so many guys!

4- learn to drive ASAP (still gotta do that)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd travel back to:

1) 13 - "the priesthood ain't for you fuckwit"

2) 19 - "that E and Ganj are gonna fuck you right up later in life"

3) 22 - "she's fucking lying she's not on the pill"

4) 25 - "stop Perving those nuns"

5) 32 - "you're right she is a psycho....don't fuck her!"

6) 35 - "say "I don't" she's still a psycho"

7) 37 - "stop Perving those nuns"

8) 41 - "leave Australia and go back to Scotland.....have you lost your fucking mind?"

9) 42 - "will you fucking stop Perving those nuns"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go back and tell myself not to go and see ( Friday the 13th ) first one as ending scared the fucking shit out off me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't change a single thing good or bad. Lifes experiences have made me who I am today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21/8/2001 10.30pm

Check your bloody shoe before you walk down the open staircase in the wine bar after being at the toilet.

There's a bloody big length of loo roll stuck to the bottom of your stiletto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go back to me at 18, and tell myself that my ex gf WAS in the Children of God, and have sex for Jesus with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14- stick in at school

16- you don't have to get married

19- Don't fall for him it will all end in tears

26- stay in England

30- say nothing Mexico would have been better that way

Now- regrets are silly look forward and never back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go back to 86-88 and fucking play it on a loop.

8 years old and some of the best rock music ever still on the radio and MTV just started showing on BSB and was non stop videos (and headbangers ball).

Also the A-team, Knight Rider and Dukes of Hazzard played on a saturday afternoon after the wrestling. School was easy and I hardly got into fights.

Other than that I would have taken that contract offer in france in 99 and not hung around chasing someone who changed completely within 3 years and got my life back LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get so d*unk you wrap your sweet and sour chicken in a napkin and put it in your handbag. Its not going to be a good moment in the morning when you need to brush your hair.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get so d*unk you wrap your sweet and sour chicken in a napkin and put it in your handbag. Its not going to be a good moment in the morning when you need to brush your hair..... "

Haha the great ideas we all have when were d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To live life as I have, no regrets ever, i wouldn't be the person I am right now (even if some folk hate me) if I didn't go through the joys and even the pains over the years

Saying that I might not have used the last of tonight's milk as I wanted coco pops in the morning

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marty McFly gives you a loan of the DeLorean for 48hrs affording you the opportunity to travel back in time within your own lifetime (no further). What times would you travel back to and what advice/warnings would you give to your younger self? "

Give my self a smack and say get stuck in at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14: dont give up the trombone

17: how can you be so blind. Of course she wants to!

18: smoking is a wate of money

19: alcohol excesses are for when you are old and wise not young and stupid.

21: travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age 17, Forget that your mates all have motorbikes, get a car, it won't damn near kill you as easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing I would want to go back and experience all over again, and this time my way, would be when I found out I was having my surprise baba. Would tell myself not to listen to others but go with what you and you alone are feeling, go with your gut cause it all ends up perfect anyway.

Other than that there isn't anything, mistakes I've made have shaped me, no regrets here

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