FabSwingers.com forum: Would you like some cake?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hehe I don't really have cake. I was just fooling you so you would leave a comment

I'm bored!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madeira cake.......mmmmmmmmmm!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Madeira cake.......mmmmmmmmmm! "

What's this you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamaican ginger cake and custard please.

*waits patiently*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jamaican ginger cake and custard please.

*waits patiently*

Lx"

I've never heard of these cakes.. Will chocolate do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention custard??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm chocolate may suffice. Extra custard just in case!

Jamaican ginger cake is delicous btw, go find some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell

Mention of cake 13 minutes ago and no Andy, he's slipping

Voikde managea slice of Victoria Sponge please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm chocolate may suffice. Extra custard just in case!

Jamaican ginger cake is delicous btw, go find some!

Lx"

What about New York cheese cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hummingbird cake, can't get it here but it is to DIE for!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody hell

Mention of cake 13 minutes ago and no Andy, he's slipping

Voikde managea slice of Victoria Sponge please "

Hahahaha I know, I was thinking the same! I thought he would have been right on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please one that is nice and moist as me very hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about New York cheese cake?

Nom! Only a wee bit tho, I cant take too much sweet stuff lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monte Rosa cheese cake or Vanilla Cannoli (I know they're not really cakes, they're pastries but mmmmmmmm)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please one that is nice and moist as me very hungry

Something pink to perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Syrup sponge with custard mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tbh I'm more of a mr Kipling's finger cake kinda gal

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Tbh I'm more of a mr Kipling's finger cake kinda gal

Has to be a lemon slice though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tbh I'm more of a mr Kipling's finger cake kinda gal

Has to be a lemon slice though

Hahahaha here he is!!!!!

nah, the pink ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh I'm more of a mr Kipling's finger cake kinda gal

Has to be a lemon slice though

Took your time!

Almond fingers are yum as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you still get Angel Cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What took you Furry,

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I have a chocolate fudge cake in the oven right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a chocolate fudge cake in the oven right now

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tell you what get the kettle on i'll bring the fudge cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space cakes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space cakes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only cakes I'm currently allowing myself are rice cakes.

Dieting sucks

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

Mmm sticky toffee pudding with ether custard or cream xx

Best one is co-op truely irresistible xx

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Are coconut macaroons counted as cakes?

Asda sell them with cherries on top - they look just like boobs

Maybe that's why I like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry cheesecake yummy !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Syrup sponge with custard mmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

OMG. Orgasmic !!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's got the cake ?? :p :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a chocolate fudge cake in the oven right now

Should I bring cream, good coffee or both??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Syrup sponge with custard mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

OMG. Orgasmic !!!!!!!!"

Me or the cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd kill for a cheesecake.

I second the fact that dieting sucks.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I have a chocolate fudge cake in the oven right now

tell you what get the kettle on i'll bring the fudge cake

I think one would be enough

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I have a chocolate fudge cake in the oven right now

Should I bring cream, good coffee or both??"

Pfft I'm a domestic goddess I have it all in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a chocolate fudge cake in the oven right now

tell you what get the kettle on i'll bring the fudge cake

I think one would be enough

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well just get the kettle on then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Syrup sponge with custard mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

OMG. Orgasmic !!!!!!!!

Me or the cake?

You first, cake to recuperate and go again MWAHAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a chocolate fudge cake in the oven right now

Should I bring cream, good coffee or both??

Pfft I'm a domestic goddess I have it all in hand

A nice Merlot is good with chocolate or perhaps a Shiraz???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have made carmel cake for puddy shortcake base... carmell topping and little choc hundred and thousands with real custard made from scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have made carmel cake for puddy shortcake base... carmell topping and little choc hundred and thousands with real custard made from scratch

Have you made enough for all the visitors you're about to have Teasy?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have made carmel cake for puddy shortcake base... carmell topping and little choc hundred and thousands with real custard made from scratch

Between you and Jinty with your homemade custards....I don't know who I want to elope the most with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have made carmel cake for puddy shortcake base... carmell topping and little choc hundred and thousands with real custard made from scratch

Between you and Jinty with your homemade custards....I don't know who I want to elope the most with!"

both of us... lol..

ps mac loadsa cake to go around...x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have actually just made my pal go to tesco and get me chocolate cake

totally loves me so he does haha!

I also fell asleep for a wee house but I'm back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have made carmel cake for puddy shortcake base... carmell topping and little choc hundred and thousands with real custard made from scratch

Between you and Jinty with your homemade custards....I don't know who I want to elope the most with!

both of us... lol..

ps mac loadsa cake to go around...x

NOMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I know where I hope to have to lick crumbs from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Malteser cake here today. Couldn't be bothered with the oven.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Are you all suggesting I should have been here quicker just because you were all discussing cake?????

I have been a very busy boy this afternoon I'll have you all know......I've been busy with power tools and eating cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you all suggesting I should have been here quicker just because you were all discussing cake?????

I have been a very busy boy this afternoon I'll have you all know......I've been busy with power tools and eating cake

Power tools?

like an electric whisk and what not?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Are you all suggesting I should have been here quicker just because you were all discussing cake?????

I have been a very busy boy this afternoon I'll have you all know......I've been busy with power tools and eating cake

Power tools?

like an electric whisk and what not?

Cheeky mare!!! No, drill, circular saw, grinder, sander, planer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kettle,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The kettle,"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you all suggesting I should have been here quicker just because you were all discussing cake?????

I have been a very busy boy this afternoon I'll have you all know......I've been busy with power tools and eating cake

Power tools?

like an electric whisk and what not?

Cheeky mare!!! No, drill, circular saw, grinder, sander, planer

Gee Furry what are you make rock buns?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Are you all suggesting I should have been here quicker just because you were all discussing cake?????

I have been a very busy boy this afternoon I'll have you all know......I've been busy with power tools and eating cake

Power tools?

like an electric whisk and what not?

Cheeky mare!!! No, drill, circular saw, grinder, sander, planer

Gee Furry what are you make rock buns?"

Giant corner seat for the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you all suggesting I should have been here quicker just because you were all discussing cake?????

I have been a very busy boy this afternoon I'll have you all know......I've been busy with power tools and eating cake

Power tools?

like an electric whisk and what not?

Cheeky mare!!! No, drill, circular saw, grinder, sander, planer

Gee Furry what are you make rock buns?

Giant corner seat for the garden

That around about way of u asking me to sit on your erection?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Are you all suggesting I should have been here quicker just because you were all discussing cake?????

I have been a very busy boy this afternoon I'll have you all know......I've been busy with power tools and eating cake

Power tools?

like an electric whisk and what not?

Cheeky mare!!! No, drill, circular saw, grinder, sander, planer

Gee Furry what are you make rock buns?

Giant corner seat for the garden

That around about way of u asking me to sit on your erection?"

I don't do that sort of thing

Straddle maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you all suggesting I should have been here quicker just because you were all discussing cake?????

I have been a very busy boy this afternoon I'll have you all know......I've been busy with power tools and eating cake

Power tools?

like an electric whisk and what not?

Cheeky mare!!! No, drill, circular saw, grinder, sander, planer

Gee Furry what are you make rock buns?

Giant corner seat for the garden

That around about way of u asking me to sit on your erection?

I don't do that sort of thing

Straddle maybe

Owwwwww yes plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you all suggesting I should have been here quicker just because you were all discussing cake?????

I have been a very busy boy this afternoon I'll have you all know......I've been busy with power tools and eating cake

Power tools?

like an electric whisk and what not?

Cheeky mare!!! No, drill, circular saw, grinder, sander, planer

Gee Furry what are you make rock buns?

Giant corner seat for the garden

That around about way of u asking me to sit on your erection?

I don't do that sort of thing

Straddle maybe

Owwwwww yes plz

Pshaww, he turns up late with no cake and steals the women, must be the hairy chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you all suggesting I should have been here quicker just because you were all discussing cake?????

I have been a very busy boy this afternoon I'll have you all know......I've been busy with power tools and eating cake

Power tools?

like an electric whisk and what not?

Cheeky mare!!! No, drill, circular saw, grinder, sander, planer

Gee Furry what are you make rock buns?

Giant corner seat for the garden

That around about way of u asking me to sit on your erection?

I don't do that sort of thing

Straddle maybe

Owwwwww yes plz

Pshaww, he turns up late with no cake and steals the women, must be the hairy chest

I'm still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you all suggesting I should have been here quicker just because you were all discussing cake?????

I have been a very busy boy this afternoon I'll have you all know......I've been busy with power tools and eating cake

Power tools?

like an electric whisk and what not?

Cheeky mare!!! No, drill, circular saw, grinder, sander, planer

Gee Furry what are you make rock buns?

Giant corner seat for the garden

That around about way of u asking me to sit on your erection?

I don't do that sort of thing

Straddle maybe

Owwwwww yes plz

Pshaww, he turns up late with no cake and steals the women, must be the hairy chest

I'm still here

May I offer you a piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still here too lol!

Sitting waiting ever so patiently on cake that hasn't arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im still here too lol!

Sitting waiting ever so patiently on cake that hasn't arrived

Lx"
id offer to drop some of L,but im not down your way tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have more than one piece, happy to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sick looking at cake, over the last 3 weeks i must have made at least 250 cupcakes, different flavours, and iced them, also in different flavours. as of tomorrow, no cake allowed in oir house at all, a low carb low cal diet has put paid to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im still here too lol!

Sitting waiting ever so patiently on cake that hasn't arrived

Lx"

The only thing I could get was a double chocolate cake....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of everyones cakes please and I'll be happy

Might have to choose some to share with tho!

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Jaffa cakes for me please. Always wanted to nibble something orange and in the absence of a genuine redhead I'll just have to imagine by licking a Jaffa cake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm sitting here slabbering like one of Pavlov's dugs...where are these elusive cakes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes for me please. Always wanted to nibble something orange and in the absence of a genuine redhead I'll just have to imagine by licking a Jaffa cake lol "

Speak for your self!! The person who posted this ME! Is a red head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right I'm sitting here slabbering like one of Pavlov's dugs...where are these elusive cakes?"

Carluke... More than welcome to come get some! I think it even does 6 servings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two jamaican ginger cakes in the cupboard! Holy moses. My memory is screwed but I love when I get nice wee surprise like that hahaha

Thats pudding sorted for later then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two jamaican ginger cakes in the cupboard! Holy moses. My memory is screwed but I love when I get nice wee surprise like that hahaha

Thats pudding sorted for later then!

What about me, where's my fecking cake??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two jamaican ginger cakes in the cupboard! Holy moses. My memory is screwed but I love when I get nice wee surprise like that hahaha

Thats pudding sorted for later then!

What about me, where's my fecking cake??

Come get it! I saved a big bit for ya, extra custard too coz I'm nice like that

lol

Lxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh I'm more of a mr Kipling's finger cake kinda gal

Mmm a finger of battenberg for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two jamaican ginger cakes in the cupboard! Holy moses. My memory is screwed but I love when I get nice wee surprise like that hahaha

Thats pudding sorted for later then!

What about me, where's my fecking cake??

Come get it! I saved a big bit for ya, extra custard too coz I'm nice like that

lol

Lxx"

Please Ms. Me Ms too (nevrtvs tongue hanging out smiley when you need it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty to go round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got fresh cream lemon muffins .. oh and clotted cream fruit scones nom-a-nom

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"We've got fresh cream lemon muffins .. oh and clotted cream fruit scones nom-a-nom

On my way!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've got fresh cream lemon muffins .. oh and clotted cream fruit scones nom-a-nom

On my way!!!!!

That's the best choice yet shelley yumm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upside down cake or eves pudding for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea would be nice x

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