FabSwingers.com forum: My name is Jinty...and I'm NOT an alcoholic...honest!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So...following an early morning appointment at the docs, Jinty finds herself in Morissons purchasing a few items. While sashaying down the freezer aisle she spies Soleros....Mojito flavoured. Those are the very johnnys for me she thinks and tosses them into her basket with gay abandon. Heads off to check out. Items being merrily scanned and punted into bags till ice lollies. Oh...says nice friendly check out person....I'm afraid you can't buy these, a security warning has come up. Jinty laughs thinking perhaps her youthful good looks are being referred to and assures cashier that she is indeed over 18. Merry chuckles. No such luck. I'm afraid...you can't purchase these till after 10am due to Scottish licensing laws!!!! How much friggin alcohol is in them rages Jinty! I should add that by now a supervisor has appeared and I was suddenly aware of being viewed with suspicion. Yes, admittedly I was shaky and dishevelled...my visit to give up an armfull of blood for testing and a broken bp monitor which had squeezed the life out of my left arm had left me a bit worse for wear....but I was not seeking solace in boozed up desserts on sticks.

Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

What have I told you about causing trouble in morrisons??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that's what you call good service from your local supermarket looking after your health , you should be sending the shop manager a bunch off flowers for hiring such excellent staff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear jinty thanks for reminding me I won't be going to morrisons till after 10 tomorrow

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

This made me laugh Jinty so thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But I mean....ice lollies ffs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha, cock in a van ye dirrrty stopout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl. Why. Is it always. Morrissons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pmsl. Why. Is it always. Morrissons

Cause I'm barred from tesco and asda....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For trying. To buy drink before. 10 am ya alchy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For trying. To buy drink before. 10 am ya alchy!!

Wheesht you! Ahm denying everything.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl. Why. Is it always. Morrissons

Cause I'm barred from tesco and asda....

How far to the nearest sainsburys then Jintz, you're rapidly running out of options.

Online from now on then lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"So...following an early morning appointment at the docs, Jinty finds herself in Morissons purchasing a few items. While sashaying down the freezer aisle she spies Soleros....Mojito flavoured. Those are the very johnnys for me she thinks and tosses them into her basket with gay abandon. Heads off to check out. Items being merrily scanned and punted into bags till ice lollies. Oh...says nice friendly check out person....I'm afraid you can't buy these, a security warning has come up. Jinty laughs thinking perhaps her youthful good looks are being referred to and assures cashier that she is indeed over 18. Merry chuckles. No such luck. I'm afraid...you can't purchase these till after 10am due to Scottish licensing laws!!!! How much friggin alcohol is in them rages Jinty! I should add that by now a supervisor has appeared and I was suddenly aware of being viewed with suspicion. Yes, admittedly I was shaky and dishevelled...my visit to give up an armfull of blood for testing and a broken bp monitor which had squeezed the life out of my left arm had left me a bit worse for wear....but I was not seeking solace in boozed up desserts on sticks.

Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.

Haha that made me laugh.

What are you having tonight then the cider vinegar?

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.

Haha that made me laugh.

What are you having tonight then the cider vinegar?

Don't give her ideas!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.

Haha that made me laugh.

What are you having tonight then the cider vinegar?

Don't give her ideas!!

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she drink anything lol

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"But I mean....ice lollies ffs??

Shouldn't be allowed out on your own!

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

Cause I'm barred from tesco (and asda)....

So why were you in there last Sunday??? Hmmmm? ... Hmmmm??

lol

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.

Haha that made me laugh.

What are you having tonight then the cider vinegar?

Don't give her ideas!!

she drink anything lol"

Yep, I keep the meths in a locked cupboard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I mean....ice lollies ffs??

Shouldn't be allowed out on your own!

How rude! I'm perfectly capable. Well...adequately capable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For trying. To buy drink before. 10 am ya alchy!!

Wheesht you! Ahm denying everything.....

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You are indeed in denial, but as they say, "keep coming back" we wanna help,lol

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"But I mean....ice lollies ffs??

Shouldn't be allowed out on your own!

How rude! I'm perfectly capable. Well...adequately capable...

Shouldn't that be INadequately INcapable?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I mean....ice lollies ffs??

Shouldn't be allowed out on your own!

How rude! I'm perfectly capable. Well...adequately capable...

Shouldn't that be INadequately INcapable?

Don't two negatives make a positive?

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"But I mean....ice lollies ffs??

Shouldn't be allowed out on your own!

How rude! I'm perfectly capable. Well...adequately capable...

Shouldn't that be INadequately INcapable?

Don't two negatives make a positive?

In your case, no, smartie!

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

Shouldn't that be INadequately INcapable?

Don't two negatives make a positive?

In your case, no, smartie!

Don't you hate a sore loser??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, they removed my lollies, wine gums, sherry trifle, brandy snaps, rum babas, beef in ale pie and coq au vin and sent me on my way with my loo rolls.

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That really made me laugh ,,, damn that 10 o'clock rule haha

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Shouldn't that be INadequately INcapable?

Don't two negatives make a positive?

In your case, no, smartie!

Don't you hate a sore loser??? lol

You'd think she'd be used to it by now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am reminded of the Egyptian alcoholic.

He was in de nile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shouldn't that be INadequately INcapable?

Don't two negatives make a positive?

In your case, no, smartie!

Don't you hate a sore loser??? lol

You'd think she'd be used to it by now!!

Are you feeling lucky? Do I know you btw?

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Shouldn't that be INadequately INcapable?

Don't two negatives make a positive?

In your case, no, smartie!

Don't you hate a sore loser??? lol

You'd think she'd be used to it by now!!

Are you feeling lucky? Do I know you btw?

I think our paths may have crossed, I'm a train spotter!

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

submissive land

Could only be you jinty lol

They must think you got previous for soaking on lollies at all hours of the dsy lol

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over a year ago

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Could only be you jinty lol

They must think you got previous for soaking on lollies at all hours of the dsy lol"

Change lollies to something else......

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Could only be you jinty lol

They must think you got previous for soaking on lollies at all hours of the dsy lol

Change lollies to something else......

Oh you've heard about her addiction Andy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw come on troops, she needs something to sooth that occasionally dicky throat and alcohol is antiseptic

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Aw come on troops, she needs something to sooth that occasionally dicky throat and alcohol is antiseptic

Oh she comes up with the antiseptic patter too!! Just wave the neck of the bottle under her nose, and she's away!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aw come on troops, she needs something to sooth that occasionally dicky throat and alcohol is antiseptic

Oh she comes up with the antiseptic patter too!! Just wave the neck of the bottle under her nose, and she's away!!

Aye....well you're always waving something or other under my nose!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Any excuse eh Jints?

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Any excuse eh Jints?

Me thinks the lady doth protesteth too much!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I may have a sensation from time to time for purely medicinal purposes...yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm Medicinal Sensations, like the sound of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm Medicinal Sensations, like the sound of that

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thats just f!@#$&g kinky

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hmmmmm Medicinal Sensations, like the sound of that

thats just f!@#$&g kinky

You wish!!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Hmmmmm Medicinal Sensations, like the sound of that

Is that anything to do with playing doctors and nurses?

Reckon Jinty would look good in a nurses uniform!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm Medicinal Sensations, like the sound of that

Is that anything to do with playing doctors and nurses?

Reckon Jinty would look good in a nurses uniform!

Is that a special request????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm Medicinal Sensations, like the sound of that

Is that anything to do with playing doctors and nurses?

Reckon Jinty would look good in a nurses uniform!

Is that a special request????

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it is from me

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