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"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,? It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,, "why not you mike i could see you on stage..............with a brush   | |||
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"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,? It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,, why not you mike i could see you on stage..............with a brush "Check you're tscjo Martin, it could be you  | |||
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"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,? It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,, why not you mike i could see you on stage..............with a brush
Check you're tscjo Martin, it could be you "check my what?!!!!! | |||
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"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,? It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,, why not you mike i could see you on stage..............with a brush
Check you're tscjo Martin, it could be you check my what?!!!!! "Tacho, bloody phone keyboard lol | |||
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"When I see the police it's all this majesty's pleasure  "yea, right!! There has to be a better way of meeting the polis than getting the jail, lol | |||
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"When I see the police it's all this majesty's pleasure
yea, right!! There has to be a better way of meeting the polis than getting the jail, lol"Four police in a cell with me I call that heaven  | |||
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"just remember that it is all covered by CCTV these days. You could always ask for a copy, lol" Lol | |||
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"When I see the police it's all this majesty's pleasure " | |||
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"well I recently had a date with the police, It was a convincing win by me , which means the next time , my tea,s oot!! "Just give them my number next time your tea will still be in | |||
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"well I recently had a date with the police, It was a convincing win by me , which means the next time , my tea,s oot!!
Just give them my number next time your tea will still be in "listen toots!! your rep so bad , not even the riot squad cumming down your street!! | |||
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"well I recently had a date with the police, It was a convincing win by me , which means the next time , my tea,s oot!!
Just give them my number next time your tea will still be in "When the Duty Officer asks the arrested person "is there anyone that you want informed of your arrest?" then your name and number is top of the list, lol | |||
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"well I recently had a date with the police, It was a convincing win by me , which means the next time , my tea,s oot!!
Just give them my number next time your tea will still be in
When the Duty Officer asks the arrested person "is there anyone that you want informed of your arrest?" then your name and number is top of the list, lol"trust me bob , the SAS, wouldne even dare take on miss random, she,s the original SCUD missile , hahah  | |||
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"well I recently had a date with the police, It was a convincing win by me , which means the next time , my tea,s oot!!
Just give them my number next time your tea will still be in
When the Duty Officer asks the arrested person "is there anyone that you want informed of your arrest?" then your name and number is top of the list, lol
trust me bob , the SAS, wouldne even dare take on miss random, she,s the original SCUD missile , hahah "Maybe we should send her over to Iraq to sort out IS, lol | |||
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"well I recently had a date with the police, It was a convincing win by me , which means the next time , my tea,s oot!!
Just give them my number next time your tea will still be in
listen toots!! your rep so bad , not even the riot squad cumming down your street!! " | |||
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"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol" you poor deluded fool, the whole or romans empire wouldn't lock shields with this dame , | |||
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"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol" worse still , she went on a cruise last year and got done for raping and pillaging Vikings!!! | |||
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"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol worse still , she went on a cruise last year and got done for raping and pillaging Vikings!!! "here I want to hang with that girly raping and pillaging you say... perking  | |||
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"What happens if wrongly arrested and pleading innocent but not realising they had to go or was ill, and didn't make court date ?? ...... Not heard anything as yet the person I ask for "They should have received a citation. Best to see a lawyer as an apprehension warrant may already have been issued and could result in a weekender. | |||
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"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol worse still , she went on a cruise last year and got done for raping and pillaging Vikings!!!
here I want to hang with that girly raping and pillaging you say... perking "be careful what you wish for , I mean this lady is adorable , but even the sons of anarchy shit a brick when she lined them up , lol,  | |||
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"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol worse still , she went on a cruise last year and got done for raping and pillaging Vikings!!!
here I want to hang with that girly raping and pillaging you say... perking "Psst come with me we can be a double act  | |||
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"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol worse still , she went on a cruise last year and got done for raping and pillaging Vikings!!!
here I want to hang with that girly raping and pillaging you say... perking
Psst come with me we can be a double act "awe shit, theres two now!!! if ever a man should be afraid , ,,,, its now , lol | |||
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"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol worse still , she went on a cruise last year and got done for raping and pillaging Vikings!!!
here I want to hang with that girly raping and pillaging you say... perking
Psst come with me we can be a double act
awe shit, theres two now!!! if ever a man should be afraid , ,,,, its now , lol"Dun Dun Dun grrrrrr | |||
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"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,? It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,, why not you mike i could see you on stage..............with a brush
Check you're tscjo Martin, it could be you check my what?!!!!!
Tacho, bloody phone keyboard lol"not likely the local cuntstabulary tried that trick 2 days ago so they can fuck off | |||
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"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,? It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,, "oh...to be locked in a cell with a randy sailor......I live in hope! | |||
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"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,? It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,,
oh...to be locked in a cell with a randy sailor......I live in hope!"Wheres the bloody costume hire shop when you need it
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"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,? It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,,
oh...to be locked in a cell with a randy sailor......I live in hope!"hms unseen was the pride of the silent seamen | |||
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"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,? It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,,
oh...to be locked in a cell with a randy sailor......I live in hope!"unlikely as it is not mixed cell blocks far less mixed cells. I suppose if your fantasy is for a concrete bed, a stainless steel toilet within and having to ask for loo paper along with the smells of the unwashed and all the nutty ones howling at the moon then it could get quite sexy, lol | |||
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"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,? It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,,
oh...to be locked in a cell with a randy sailor......I live in hope!
unlikely as it is not mixed cell blocks far less mixed cells. I suppose if your fantasy is for a concrete bed, a stainless steel toilet within and having to ask for loo paper along with the smells of the unwashed and all the nutty ones howling at the moon then it could get quite sexy, lol
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"Any more room to hang oot with the raping and pilaging lot "Of course _eather always a place for you | |||
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"Any more room to hang oot with the raping and pilaging lot
Of course _eather always a place for you "Just don't get in missrandoms way when she sees the 7 she REALLY wants | |||
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"Any more room to hang oot with the raping and pilaging lot
Of course _eather always a place for you
Just don't get in missrandoms way when she sees the 7 she REALLY wants " | |||
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"Any more room to hang oot with the raping and pilaging lot "Hadn't you had enough of that in Yorkshire you salacious trollop | |||
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"Any more room to hang oot with the raping and pilaging lot
Of course _eather always a place for you "Hi ho hi ho its off to rape and pillage we go | |||
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"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage "We shall go all out at 999 | |||
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"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage "Fill your boots Heather, fill your boots | |||
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"And the night is young let's get this party started" whoo hoo gies a hauf | |||
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"And the night is young let's get this party started" Handcuffs at the ready. Where shall we begin | |||
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"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage "I'm waiting for you to rape and pillage me | |||
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"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage
I'm waiting for you to rape and pillage me "Sorry this station is full of hot police unless you have a war rental card im sorry but public are not invited | |||
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"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage
I'm waiting for you to rape and pillage me
Sorry this station is full of hot police unless you have a war rental card im sorry but public are not invited "War rental card? Do you mean warrant card? Lol I wonder if I can get one from Ann summers, lol | |||
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"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage
I'm waiting for you to rape and pillage me
Sorry this station is full of hot police unless you have a war rental card im sorry but public are not invited
War rental card? Do you mean warrant card? Lol
I wonder if I can get one from Ann summers, lol"That's what I meant I got to excited thinking of them flashing it | |||
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"For you, _eather, I would glue horns on my helmet and happily go raping and I pillaging with you "Gluing horns on yer helmet. Thats gonna hurt the ladies! | |||
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"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage
I'm waiting for you to rape and pillage me
Sorry this station is full of hot police unless you have a war rental card im sorry but public are not
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War rental card? Do you mean warrant card? Lol
I wonder if I can get one from Ann summers, lol
That's what I meant I got to excited thinking of them flashing it "and the warrant card gooooodeeeeee | |||
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"hot police where when and hey im up for that hope they have theyre truncheons ready and i dont mean the ones they carry on their belt "Don't have truncheons any longer. Gone all high tech and got autolocks.now. | |||
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