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By *aintmike OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,?

It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,,

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see the police it's all this majesty's pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,?

It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,, "

why not you mike i could see you on stage..............with a brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,?

It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,, why not you mike i could see you on stage..............with a brush "

Check you're tscjo Martin, it could be you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,?

It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,, why not you mike i could see you on stage..............with a brush

Check you're tscjo Martin, it could be you "

check my what?!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,?

It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,, why not you mike i could see you on stage..............with a brush

Check you're tscjo Martin, it could be you check my what?!!!!! "

Tacho, bloody phone keyboard lol

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"When I see the police it's all this majesty's pleasure "

yea, right!! There has to be a better way of meeting the polis than getting the jail, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I see the police it's all this majesty's pleasure

yea, right!! There has to be a better way of meeting the polis than getting the jail, lol"

Four police in a cell with me I call that heaven

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

just remember that it is all covered by CCTV these days. You could always ask for a copy, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just remember that it is all covered by CCTV these days. You could always ask for a copy, lol"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I see the police it's all this majesty's pleasure "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I recently had a date with the police, It was a convincing win by me , which means the next time , my tea,s oot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well I recently had a date with the police, It was a convincing win by me , which means the next time , my tea,s oot!! "

Just give them my number next time your tea will still be in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well I recently had a date with the police, It was a convincing win by me , which means the next time , my tea,s oot!!

Just give them my number next time your tea will still be in "

listen toots!! your rep so bad , not even the riot squad cumming down your street!!

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"well I recently had a date with the police, It was a convincing win by me , which means the next time , my tea,s oot!!

Just give them my number next time your tea will still be in "

When the Duty Officer asks the arrested person "is there anyone that you want informed of your arrest?" then your name and number is top of the list, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well I recently had a date with the police, It was a convincing win by me , which means the next time , my tea,s oot!!

Just give them my number next time your tea will still be in

When the Duty Officer asks the arrested person "is there anyone that you want informed of your arrest?" then your name and number is top of the list, lol"

trust me bob , the SAS, wouldne even dare take on miss random, she,s the original SCUD missile , hahah

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"well I recently had a date with the police, It was a convincing win by me , which means the next time , my tea,s oot!!

Just give them my number next time your tea will still be in

When the Duty Officer asks the arrested person "is there anyone that you want informed of your arrest?" then your name and number is top of the list, lol

trust me bob , the SAS, wouldne even dare take on miss random, she,s the original SCUD missile , hahah "

Maybe we should send her over to Iraq to sort out IS, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well I recently had a date with the police, It was a convincing win by me , which means the next time , my tea,s oot!!

Just give them my number next time your tea will still be in

listen toots!! your rep so bad , not even the riot squad cumming down your street!! "

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol"

you poor deluded fool,

the whole or romans empire wouldn't lock shields with this dame ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol"

worse still , she went on a cruise last year and got done for raping and pillaging Vikings!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if wrongly arrested and pleading innocent but not realising they had to go or was ill, and didn't make court date ?? ...... Not heard anything as yet the person I ask for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol

worse still , she went on a cruise last year and got done for raping and pillaging Vikings!!! "

here I want to hang with that girly raping and pillaging you say... perking

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"What happens if wrongly arrested and pleading innocent but not realising they had to go or was ill, and didn't make court date ?? ...... Not heard anything as yet the person I ask for "

They should have received a citation. Best to see a lawyer as an apprehension warrant may already have been issued and could result in a weekender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol

worse still , she went on a cruise last year and got done for raping and pillaging Vikings!!!

here I want to hang with that girly raping and pillaging you say... perking "

be careful what you wish for , I mean this lady is adorable , but even the sons of anarchy shit a brick when she lined them up , lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol

worse still , she went on a cruise last year and got done for raping and pillaging Vikings!!!

here I want to hang with that girly raping and pillaging you say... perking "

Psst come with me we can be a double act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol

worse still , she went on a cruise last year and got done for raping and pillaging Vikings!!!

here I want to hang with that girly raping and pillaging you say... perking

Psst come with me we can be a double act "

awe shit, theres two now!!! if ever a man should be afraid , ,,,, its now , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Public order trained officers would venture down her street. Shields locked together, lol

worse still , she went on a cruise last year and got done for raping and pillaging Vikings!!!

here I want to hang with that girly raping and pillaging you say... perking

Psst come with me we can be a double act

awe shit, theres two now!!! if ever a man should be afraid , ,,,, its now , lol"

Dun Dun Dun grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,?

It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,, why not you mike i could see you on stage..............with a brush

Check you're tscjo Martin, it could be you check my what?!!!!!

Tacho, bloody phone keyboard lol"

not likely the local cuntstabulary tried that trick 2 days ago so they can fuck off

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,?

It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,, "

oh...to be locked in a cell with a randy sailor......I live in hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,?

It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,,

oh...to be locked in a cell with a randy sailor......I live in hope!"

Wheres the bloody costume hire shop when you need it

Bonjour Matelot

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona


"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,?

It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,,

oh...to be locked in a cell with a randy sailor......I live in hope!"

hms unseen was the pride of the silent seamen

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,?

It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,,

oh...to be locked in a cell with a randy sailor......I live in hope!"

unlikely as it is not mixed cell blocks far less mixed cells. I suppose if your fantasy is for a concrete bed, a stainless steel toilet within and having to ask for loo paper along with the smells of the unwashed and all the nutty ones howling at the moon then it could get quite sexy, lol

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Any more room to hang oot with the raping and pilaging lot

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

For you, _eather, I would glue horns on my helmet and happily go raping and I pillaging with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who,s next to spend time at her majestys pleasure,,,,?

It used to be "coming to a theater near you soon",,,,,,,,,

oh...to be locked in a cell with a randy sailor......I live in hope!

unlikely as it is not mixed cell blocks far less mixed cells. I suppose if your fantasy is for a concrete bed, a stainless steel toilet within and having to ask for loo paper along with the smells of the unwashed and all the nutty ones howling at the moon then it could get quite sexy, lol

"

Ah...the joys of a Dundee B&B establishment....

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I was reading about it on trip advisor lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any more room to hang oot with the raping and pilaging lot "

Of course _eather always a place for you

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Any more room to hang oot with the raping and pilaging lot

Of course _eather always a place for you "

Just don't get in missrandoms way when she sees the 7 she REALLY wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any more room to hang oot with the raping and pilaging lot

Of course _eather always a place for you

Just don't get in missrandoms way when she sees the 7 she REALLY wants "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any more room to hang oot with the raping and pilaging lot "

Hadn't you had enough of that in Yorkshire you salacious trollop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any more room to hang oot with the raping and pilaging lot

Of course _eather always a place for you "

Hi ho hi ho its off to rape and pillage we go

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage "

We shall go all out at 999

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage "

Fill your boots Heather, fill your boots

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

And the night is young let's get this party started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the night is young let's get this party started"
whoo hoo gies a hauf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the night is young let's get this party started"

Handcuffs at the ready. Where shall we begin

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage "

I'm waiting for you to rape and pillage me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage

I'm waiting for you to rape and pillage me "

Sorry this station is full of hot police unless you have a war rental card im sorry but public are not invited

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage

I'm waiting for you to rape and pillage me

Sorry this station is full of hot police unless you have a war rental card im sorry but public are not invited "

War rental card? Do you mean warrant card? Lol

I wonder if I can get one from Ann summers, lol

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

hot police where when and hey im up for that hope they have theyre truncheons ready and i dont mean the ones they carry on their belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage

I'm waiting for you to rape and pillage me

Sorry this station is full of hot police unless you have a war rental card im sorry but public are not invited

War rental card? Do you mean warrant card? Lol

I wonder if I can get one from Ann summers, lol"

That's what I meant I got to excited thinking of them flashing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For you, _eather, I would glue horns on my helmet and happily go raping and I pillaging with you "

Gluing horns on yer helmet. Thats gonna hurt the ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"goody now how many can we rape and how much can we pillage

I'm waiting for you to rape and pillage me

Sorry this station is full of hot police unless you have a war rental card im sorry but public are not

invited

War rental card? Do you mean warrant card? Lol

I wonder if I can get one from Ann summers, lol

That's what I meant I got to excited thinking of them flashing it "

and the warrant card gooooodeeeeee

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"hot police where when and hey im up for that hope they have theyre truncheons ready and i dont mean the ones they carry on their belt "

Don't have truncheons any longer. Gone all high tech and got autolocks.now.

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