FabSwingers.com forum: Groped

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If the person above groped your arse...what would you do? Baseball bats, knuckle dusters and open razors are not allowed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab you by the nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grab you by the nuts

I should have said....testicle abuse us also forbidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arch my back lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"arch my back lol..

tell them to carry on

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

be very surprised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"be very surprised!

x"
be over the moon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"be very surprised!

xbe over the moon!

Give him a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"be very surprised!

xbe over the moon!

Give him a cuddle "
hugs then

Damm. That freinds zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over further,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"arch my back lol..

tell them to carry on

Corr gregxxxx

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Turn around really quickly so she's groping my balls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn around really quickly so she's groping my balls! "

Give him a slap to the chops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn around really quickly so she's groping my balls! "

Ps that just wouldn't work lol...x

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Turn around really quickly so she's groping my balls!

Ps that just wouldn't work lol...x

You sure?

I'm REALLY quick lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give him a slap to the chops

Tell her that incest is illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give him a slap to the chops

Tell her that incest is illegal"

Illegal but fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give him a slap to the chops

Tell her that incest is illegal"

Give a cheeky smile and bend over a little for more haha!

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Give him a slap to the chops

Tell her that incest is illegal

Illegal but fun

Most of the best things are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give him a slap to the chops

Tell her that incest is illegal

Give a cheeky smile and bend over a little for more haha!

Pat her guide dog.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give a cheeky smile and bend over a little for more haha!

Ask for the paramedics to make sure the defibrillator is charged to the max....my heart just wouldn't be able to cope

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By *10NY7USMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Would love to say something witty and assertive about the objectification of men, but then I'd just cave in and smile and feel quite smug that she wanted to.

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By *10NY7USMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

That was actually directed at fab fem, not the guys just above!

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"That was actually directed at fab fem, not the guys just above!"

Lol!

Ye gotta be quick mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was actually directed at fab fem, not the guys just above!"

Pretend I hadn't noticed so he does it for longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn around really quickly so she's groping my balls!

Ps that just wouldn't work lol...x

You sure?

I'm REALLY quick lol! "

Iam as sharp as a jedi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Die and go to heaven with a huge cheesy grin on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Die and go to heaven with a huge cheesy grin on my face"

Sing Billie Holliday in his ear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sing Billie Holliday in his ear

Leave your husband and run away with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sing Billie Holliday in his ear

Leave your husband and run away with me?

Would ignore. He obviously got the wrong bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile innocently like I hadn't noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grope back smiling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would ignore. He obviously got the wrong bum "

Would drag around the back of the pub for an earth shattering knee trembler and say to every male member using the Scottish Forums "get it right round ye ya shower of cants"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Tell him he missed fab fem by 5 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him a cheeky smile xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile and hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give him a cheeky smile xxx"

Ask her if she's any good at making fry ups

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By *ikchattyfellahMan
over a year ago

Greenock

Turn round and say, 'You heard me alright! Don't believe you thought I said you're gettin' it at mine when I said yer getting just a pint!' Pfft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sing Billie Holliday in his ear

Leave your husband and run away with me?

lets go make sure you bring the sam cook tunes and the furry gloves mmmmmmm

Would ignore. He obviously got the wrong bum "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn round wink and return the favor lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sing Billie Holliday in his ear

Leave your husband and run away with me?

lets go make sure you bring the sam cook tunes and the furry gloves mmmmmmm

Would ignore. He obviously got the wrong bum

bend over fully for her to get a bigger n better feel

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