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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Following from the hilarious boy manual.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Rule 1. Women are always right

Rule 2. See rule 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rule 1. Women are always right

Rule 2. See rule 1

"
couldnt have out it better myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you need something done do it yourself that way its done right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women's. Eyes are more accurate. Than a laser level!! Fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If we say were fine were really not and if you don't work out what's wrong fast we will rip the balls from you with our bare hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women's. Eyes are more accurate. Than a laser level!! Fact"
yip we can spot a decent sized bottle from a min a mile off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rule 1. Women are always right

Rule 2. See rule 1

"

Haha

Rule 3. If we say have fun we don't really mean it DO NOT have fun lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Andy

Rule one Women are always right .

Rule two Women require you to listen very carefully to the question and always give them the answer they wish to hear .

Rule three start at one again

( I may be offline for a while )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Rule 3. If we say have fun we don't really mean it DO NOT have fun lol"

Haha that's so true. I make a point of saying have fun every time my husband goes out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women's. Eyes are more accurate. Than a laser level!! Factyip we can spot a decent sized bottle from a min a mile off "
I'm sure. I don't. Know. Wot. You mean hmmff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/08/14 20:50:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 1 I must always be on top

rule 2 this product is for grown ups only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not always right but never wrong, " simples"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember. Women we have small. Feet for a reason

So we can get closer. To the sink

Taxi!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn to put a toilet seat down before we rip your bollocks off!

We are always right, even when we are wrong.

Scabby flowers from the petrol station at midnight when your meant to be home at 6 just makes us even more angry.

Yes I know my arse looks big in this dress but when your telling me a lie at least keep a straight face.

And yes I do need to watch the soaps in utter silence so I can hear it & no I don't give the same respect when the footy is on because I don't get a programme half hour later with highlights whereas you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women. Remember. The middle. Lane of the motorway. Was built. For us and us only we move for no one girls!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It not you it me means it was defiantly you twat face

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By *outhsider101Man
over a year ago

glasgow

women.... can't live with them... can't live with them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It not you it me means it was defiantly you twat face "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women.... can't live with them... can't live with them!!"

Don't live with us, just come satisfy our needs then leave again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start an email convo then not reply for 2 hours

Accept a friend request cause your bored and then never chat again after the first day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thinking this thread is useless,a wiman cant read a map so no chance of them guiding anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love how many guys on here think they are experts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left when they mean right. Right when they mean left

...yet women still pass the driving test and have fewer accidents. How does that work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts,

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts, "

Letting the side down tut tut

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

It's ok if they borrow a big t'shirt of ours it's fine but if we borrow something of theirs well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's ok if they borrow a big t'shirt of ours it's fine but if we borrow something of theirs well "

Haha that's funny x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"It's ok if they borrow a big t'shirt of ours it's fine but if we borrow something of theirs well

Haha that's funny x"

Not if it's stretched a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's ok if they borrow a big t'shirt of ours it's fine but if we borrow something of theirs well

Haha that's funny x

Not if it's stretched a bit "

Hmm no it wouldn't be funny then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts,

Letting the side down tut tut "
see the minute women open their traps when a man is driving it all gets fucked up

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts,

Letting the side down tut tut see the minute women open their traps when a man is driving it all gets fucked up "

Did she shut up at anytime during the long drive down ? not even to draw breath

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish


"Rule 1. Women are always right

Rule 2. See rule 1

Haha

Rule 3. If we say have fun we don't really mean it DO NOT have fun lol"

Ha ha thought i was the only one who said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts,

Letting the side down tut tut see the minute women open their traps when a man is driving it all gets fucked up

Did she shut up at anytime during the long drive down ? not even to draw breath "

What you trying to say?Steph,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts,

Letting the side down tut tut see the minute women open their traps when a man is driving it all gets fucked up

Did she shut up at anytime during the long drive down ? not even to draw breath "
even when she was asleep on the way home she wasnt quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts,

Letting the side down tut tut see the minute women open their traps when a man is driving it all gets fucked up

Did she shut up at anytime during the long drive down ? not even to draw breath even when she was asleep on the way home she wasnt quiet "

Fuck off u little shite,

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts,

Letting the side down tut tut see the minute women open their traps when a man is driving it all gets fucked up

Did she shut up at anytime during the long drive down ? not even to draw breath

What you trying to say?Steph,"

Your a good conversationalist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's ok if they borrow a big t'shirt of ours it's fine but if we borrow something of theirs well "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the terms

Whatever

What did you say

Or

Fine

Appear in conversation, proceed with extreme caution.

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