FabSwingers.com forum: the man manual

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inspired by the. Advert

Wot would. It include

Don't feed after midnight?

Water twice a day??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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Keep happy by flashing him regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never try and give directions, we know where were fucking going.

Yes your arse does look big in that, but I will never say those words out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont ever feed me f#$&!/g salad again i want man food

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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Salad? Want a slap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny how it's u 4 here, trying to be macho,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Always. Provide beer and cake

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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Of course we don't NEED the latest gadget - we WANT it

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Always. Provide beer and cake

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nice one jack

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Funny how it's u 4 here, trying to be macho,

And your point is caller????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how it's u 4 here, trying to be macho,

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oh look a spy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Approach with caution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep dreaming boys lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Keep dreaming boys lol

So add to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zip it and hand feed me more grapes wench

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Zip it and hand feed me more grapes wench

Grapes?? GRAPES?????

More YORKIE!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes the male is always. Right. And should. Never. Be questioned!!! Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zip it and hand feed me more grapes wench

Grapes?? GRAPES?????

More YORKIE!!!!!

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naw naw grapes,but she would have to wear a toga while im on the chez lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zip it and hand feed me more grapes wench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zip it and hand feed me more grapes wench

Grapes?? GRAPES?????

More YORKIE!!!!!

naw naw grapes,but she would have to wear a toga while im on the chez lounge

How about get to **** Mr dlt,

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Never attempt conversation when footy or fave sports or fit woman on Television as their ears have auto shut off to anything other than what they are watching.

NB. . Ideal time to ask for something or give bad news such as hunting I've bent your fave golf club trying to Unblock the toilet with it . ... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When this man stops working carefully dispose of him

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Hunni not hunting..bloody phone !!! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men always. Drive on the left!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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Ladies should shower their men with kisses - even when the men smell of work

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"When this man stops working carefully dispose of him

Don't you mean recharge him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When this man stops working carefully dispose of him

Don't you mean recharge him?

Batteries well burnt out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way to a mans heart is through his zip

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"When this man stops working carefully dispose of him

Don't you mean recharge him?

Batteries well burnt out

Bloody hell woman - persevere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies should shower their men with kisses - even when the men smell of work

I always do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men should always. Have there. Sexual. Needs met, especially. With some. Sexy. Outfits always. Helps!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up

Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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Stop asking us why it won't work - try turning it on and off again FIRST

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up

Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed

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i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up

Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed

i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet

Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up

Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed

i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet

Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again

Children please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "friend" once wrote on her sleeping husbands bald head in indelible ink..."see arse for instructions". He was giving a very important presentation the next day and had to borrow a cap to hide it.

This was NOT me btw....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up

Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed

i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet

Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again

Children please

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up

Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed

i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet

Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again

Children please

Now kiss and make up

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Men should always. Have there. Sexual. Needs met, especially. With some. Sexy. Outfits always. Helps!!

Agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men should always. Have there. Sexual. Needs met, especially. With some. Sexy. Outfits always. Helps!!

Agree

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ok bridalwear. Works too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up

Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed

i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet

Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again

Children please

Now kiss and make up

Yuck!! No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up

Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed

i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet

Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again

Children please

Now kiss and make up

Yuck!! No thanks

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the make up sex is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up

Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed

i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet

Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again

Children please

Now kiss and make up

Yuck!! No thanks

the make up sex is better

ffs you two get a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she is able to walk to get you a drink/food after sex you better have an excuse or a good plan for round 2....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up

Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed

i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet

Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again

Children please

Now kiss and make up

Yuck!! No thanks

the make up sex is better

ffs you two get a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man is someone who truly knows how much of a pain in the arse it is to put those two screws in the wall so that the shelf is exactly level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real man can never have to many tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man is someone who truly knows how much of a pain in the arse it is to put those two screws in the wall so that the shelf is exactly level."

Never in my life have I seen that...can it ACTUALLY happen Mr G??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right bitch on yer knees give me a blowjob then I will let you make my breakfast should be done by all women first thing every morning good start to the day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when she stops bringing sandwiches, call her hotter , younger sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man is someone who truly knows how much of a pain in the arse it is to put those two screws in the wall so that the shelf is exactly level.

Never in my life have I seen that...can it ACTUALLY happen Mr G??????

Yes it can. I'm a goat of msny skills although for evey level one there are quite a few that needed cheating with nits of cardboard etc. Have you ever seen a goat having a tantrum? :-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not broke i just haven't fixed it yet

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