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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your mum is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so poor that she can't even pay attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually made me lol !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your mums armpits are so hairy, she looks likes she has bob marley in a headlock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is like the sun, big, round and damned hard to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread should be shut down...it is gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so fat, her blood is Dolmio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum so stupid she opens email accounts to eat the spam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so stupid she stared at a carton of juice because it said concentrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums pussy is so hairy that your brother died if carpet burn when he was born

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"this thread should be shut down...it is gross"

In what way is it gross?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so fat that she's at an increased risk of heart disease and diabetes and should move to a balanced diet and exercise weight loss plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer maws so fat, when she goes out in heels she comes back on fli-flops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mums pussy is so hairy that your brother died if carpet burn when he was born"

Llf,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this thread should be shut down...it is gross"
dont read it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer maws so fat, when she goes out in heels she comes back on fli-flops!

She's so stupid she drank 15 slimfasts in a day to try to crash diet.

She's so ugly, when she auditioned to be an orc they turned her down because the special effects union would have had their hours cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked your mum "What's for lunch?" she opened up her legs and said "Tuna surprise"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums so fat she gave dracula diabetes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I asked your mum "What's for lunch?" she opened up her legs and said "Tuna surprise""

Boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I asked your mum "What's for lunch?" she opened up her legs and said "Tuna surprise""
clatty cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yer maws so fat, when she goes out in heels she comes back on fli-flops!"
classic !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so stupid she stayed up all night studying for a blood test

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your mum's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums so stupid i told her to do the robot.......and now r2d2 has aids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are old, disgusting and overused.

Just like your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after the divorce yer da used to leave open packs of wotsits in his room to remind himself of her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is like a mosquito....you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

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By *esignergeekMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yo mamma’s so fat she got her own time zone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is like a Christmas tree....everyone puts balls on her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your maws got baws and yer dad is jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so nasty I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so fat that when she wakes up she gets out of both sides of the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so ugly your gran had to be d*unk to breast feed her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so ugly that Bob The Builder took one look at her and said "We can't fix that!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums so stupid she started this post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mums so stupid she started this post."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mums so stupid she started this post.

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boom he got you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Good Morning Fabfem. You know you should eat some of your makeup so you can be pretty on the inside to! (My quota for the day used)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mums so stupid she started this post.

boom he got you "

Dam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo' momma so fat when I was fuckin her I burned my ass on the ceiling light!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Good Morning Fabfem. You know you should eat some of your makeup so you can be pretty on the inside to! (My quota for the day used) "

Grrr! What a wonderful man you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mum jumped on one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your momma is so fat You have to roll over twice to get off her!

Yo'momma so fat she had to go to deep sea world to get baptised !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums soo fat she counts as a triple kill on call of duty!!

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire


"They used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mum jumped on one!"

Your mums so stupid she got fired from a blow job.

Your mum is so fat, when she fell down the steps at the job centre nobody laughed but the steps cracked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so fat that she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Your mum's so fat when she goes to a restaurant they don't give her a menu, they give her an estimate

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By *inkyman looking for funMan
over a year ago

bathgate

Your mum stinks worse than a thousand Camel gussets on a really hot day

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By *rjandmrskCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

Lmao. K x

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

Your mum's so ugly I know rapists that would knock her back tor a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is such a slapper that I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection

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