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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Senior moment or should that be crazy half an hour of searching for my glasses

only to discover they were on top of my head all along

What crazy senior moments have you had ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My memory is so bad I can't remember them, but I'm sure Bothy will recall a few! Often heard to say "You're no real, you!"....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"My memory is so bad I can't remember them, but I'm sure Bothy will recall a few! Often heard to say "You're no real, you!".... "
Awww jinty me too

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By *lay_Mate_RequiredMan
over a year ago

eadt kilbride

making myself a cup of tea only to find out i hadn't drank the one i made 10 minuets before

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"making myself a cup of tea only to find out i hadn't drank the one i made 10 minuets before "
can relate ...putting the oven on for dinner sitting an hour expecting dinner to be ready only to realise i havent put it in the oven lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually. I made toad in the hole recently but forgot to put the toads in...so it was just hole....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Actually. I made toad in the hole recently but forgot to put the toads in...so it was just hole.... "
pmsl awww jinty you and i could be twins lol

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By *lay_Mate_RequiredMan
over a year ago

eadt kilbride

I can never remember if I took hay fever pill. … If I were a girl, I'd be pregnant a lot!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I can never remember if I took hay fever pill. … If I were a girl, I'd be pregnant a lot! "
Lmao that made me laugh out loud ..ffs thank god ive not got that problem anymore, one less thing to worry about lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a senior moment...I was in my thirties...but I brought M&S food hall to a standstill one day cause I'd lost my 3year old son....looked down after perusing the frozen desserts....sonny boy gone!!!! Staff looking everywhere...in lifts, behind trolleys, up escalators.....then I remembered he was at his granny's!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't shop there again for 5 years.....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Not a senior moment...I was in my thirties...but I brought M&S food hall to a standstill one day cause I'd lost my 3year old son....looked down after perusing the frozen desserts....sonny boy gone!!!! Staff looking everywhere...in lifts, behind trolleys, up escalators.....then I remembered he was at his granny's!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't shop there again for 5 years..... "
hahahahaha the first night I came home with my first born I went to bed and left him in the lounge in his moses basket,woke up in a blind panic because he wasnt in his cot and was histerical because I had no idea where he was,I went down stairs and there he was still sound asleep and happy as larry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often put down sandwiches and when I go to pick it up again it's gone!

Guys at work pissing themselves because I more or less inhaled the sucker and forgot I ate it in one go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a big house i live in, but that 5 yard journey from livingroom to kitchen, i must forget what i was going there for during the journey. No amount of, "what am i here for ffs" talkin to yerself helps, nope, gotta retrace yer steps and see if the idea pings up where you first had the thought,

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I often put down sandwiches and when I go to pick it up again it's gone!

Guys at work pissing themselves because I more or less inhaled the sucker and forgot I ate it in one go "
Greedy bugger

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Not a big house i live in, but that 5 yard journey from livingroom to kitchen, i must forget what i was going there for during the journey. No amount of, "what am i here for ffs" talkin to yerself helps, nope, gotta retrace yer steps and see if the idea pings up where you first had the thought, "
Its worse when youve climbed a flight of stairs and cant for the life of you remember what u went up there for only to get to the bottom and remember again ...and i wonder why my ass is so big lol

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By *lay_Mate_RequiredMan
over a year ago

eadt kilbride

i can't remember any of my passwords or the 'security answers' to reset my fecking passwords!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often put down sandwiches and when I go to pick it up again it's gone!

Guys at work pissing themselves because I more or less inhaled the sucker and forgot I ate it in one go Greedy bugger "

Yes I am!, it's not just you wimmen with eating issues lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a big house i live in, but that 5 yard journey from livingroom to kitchen, i must forget what i was going there for during the journey. No amount of, "what am i here for ffs" talkin to yerself helps, nope, gotta retrace yer steps and see if the idea pings up where you first had the thought, Its worse when youve climbed a flight of stairs and cant for the life of you remember what u went up there for only to get to the bottom and remember again ...and i wonder why my ass is so big lol "
Yip, the new shampoo, shower gel in kitcen from the shopping and even tell self, "take that upstairs when you go" nope, only remember when baths runnin, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i can't remember any of my passwords or the 'security answers' to reset my fecking passwords! "

I'm laughing cause I was ready to rip someone's lungs out one day who asked me my mothers maiden name in a card security check. They kept saying no..incorrect. I was raging...all the way home. Fizzing. Boiling. Ready to cause havoc....till I realised I'd given them MY maiden name all along....ooooops!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyones done this one i bet, you tend to shout out loud when it hits you,lol.

A few miles down the road having spent ages in the supermarket, you shout out the one thing you forgot,,, "Aww,, LOO ROLLS",,,

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I often put down sandwiches and when I go to pick it up again it's gone!

Guys at work pissing themselves because I more or less inhaled the sucker and forgot I ate it in one go Greedy bugger

Yes I am!, it's not just you wimmen with eating issues lol "
hahahahah cheeky but i like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often put down sandwiches and when I go to pick it up again it's gone!

Guys at work pissing themselves because I more or less inhaled the sucker and forgot I ate it in one go Greedy bugger

Yes I am!, it's not just you wimmen with eating issues lol hahahahah cheeky but i like it "

Apparently I have hollow legs

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I often put down sandwiches and when I go to pick it up again it's gone!

Guys at work pissing themselves because I more or less inhaled the sucker and forgot I ate it in one go Greedy bugger

Yes I am!, it's not just you wimmen with eating issues lol hahahahah cheeky but i like it

Apparently I have hollow legs "
I call my youngest son eat the breed he eats so much and never puts on an ounce lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst one was forgetting my dog.

Went into my local co-op,tied his lead by shop front,unpacked the shopping, happened to look out window (flat was across road from shop), "looks like my dog over there" said to myself, ohh ffs "it is !!!"

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By *aucy MikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Everyones done this one i bet, you tend to shout out loud when it hits you,lol.

A few miles down the road having spent ages in the supermarket, you shout out the one thing you forgot,,, "Aww,, LOO ROLLS",,,"

Mine is forgetting the one bloody thing I went in for and coming out with around £50 worth of other stuff! I've also hunted all over the place looking for my sunnies to find them perched on top holding my hair back Sx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Senior moment or should that be crazy half an hour of searching for my glasses

only to discover they were on top of my head all along

What crazy senior moments have you had ?"

Forgetting where I have parked my car when at tesco, walking the carpark with a full trolly of shopping in the rain,

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Went to get up last sunday at 530am thinking I had to go to work.....only to realise it was Sunday and not Monday

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Went to get up last sunday at 530am thinking I had to go to work.....only to realise it was Sunday and not Monday "
bet it felt great tho when you jumped back into bed?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Went to get up last sunday at 530am thinking I had to go to work.....only to realise it was Sunday and not Monday bet it felt great tho when you jumped back into bed? "

Yeah but it took ages to get back to sleep

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By *rjandmrskCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

Lol done most of these lol . K x

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Ok, after some serious consideration, the award of the title, 'Spot The Loony' goes to.............Miss McGinty.

Congratulations, you've won something!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Ok, after some serious consideration, the award of the title, 'Spot The Loony' goes to.............Miss McGinty.

Congratulations, you've won something!! "
eh excuse me Mr Bothy you aint added your own senior moment so until you do il be the judge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just. Ran a bath. And forgot. To put the hot tap. On bloody. Freezing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, after some serious consideration, the award of the title, 'Spot The Loony' goes to.............Miss McGinty.

Congratulations, you've won something!! "

Huh??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I just. Ran a bath. And forgot. To put the hot tap. On bloody. Freezing!! "
ohhhh shrivelled acorn springs to mind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just. Ran a bath. And forgot. To put the hot tap. On bloody. Freezing!! ohhhh shrivelled acorn springs to mind lol "
oi cheeky.

I ran hot now rampant. Stallion. Cums. To mind

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I just. Ran a bath. And forgot. To put the hot tap. On bloody. Freezing!! ohhhh shrivelled acorn springs to mind lol oi cheeky.

I ran hot now rampant. Stallion. Cums. To mind "
ohhhhh photos ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just. Ran a bath. And forgot. To put the hot tap. On bloody. Freezing!! ohhhh shrivelled acorn springs to mind lol oi cheeky.

I ran hot now rampant. Stallion. Cums. To mind ohhhhh photos ? "
jeezo. Wot did you do with. The. Last ones??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I just. Ran a bath. And forgot. To put the hot tap. On bloody. Freezing!! ohhhh shrivelled acorn springs to mind lol oi cheeky.

I ran hot now rampant. Stallion. Cums. To mind ohhhhh photos ? jeezo. Wot did you do with. The. Last ones?? "
still got emm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went to work in my slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once went to work in my slippers "
that's alright. I go every were in my slippers. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drove home once for bout a mile with my purse on roof of my car n petrol cap in my handbag doh !!! Thankfully car I have now doesn't have a petrol cap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once went to work in my slippers "

Me too!!!!! And I spent a whole day with a roller in the back of my hair and nobody told me till home time!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuffed....it was a near thing, but did actually remember what i went to the kitchen for last nite.

After a 30 second stand lookin like a rabbit in the headlights granted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rushing around last minute as always and countless times I'm on the phone as I'm heading out door thinking "Okay car keys , purse, phone , f#*k where's my phone ?? Only for someone to sat eh it's at your ear or realise a few moments later as I'm scouring my bag

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