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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

What would be your pic up line be to the person above?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of irn-bru. Phenomenal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you come here often??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Do you come here often?? "
Only when your around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I buy you a glass of Chardonnay

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?" "
or when asked if they know your face. . Yeah ,you sat on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?" "

How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"

How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich? "

Dreams can come true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"

How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich? "
with sauce provided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice muscle... Can I touch it? (Then feel his arm)

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"

How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich? "

Is this an offer I could refuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"

How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?

Is this an offer I could refuse? "

Honey, you can refuse anything you like, you're your own man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice boobage. Fancy a shag!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Nice boobage. Fancy a shag!! "
aye ok then i know you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice boobage. Fancy a shag!! "

Hell yeah, come and get me Captain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice boobage. Fancy a shag!!

Hell yeah, come and get me Captain. "
God can i weigh them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice boobage. Fancy a shag!!

Hell yeah, come and get me Captain. God can i weigh them "

I'm not a god, I'm female as I'm sure you can see, do you may call me Goddess.

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By *aximus 2 - Still GameMan
over a year ago

Cunnilingus, Fife

Bet you don't get many of them to the pound.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Bet you don't get many of them to the pound. "
Fancy taking things to the max ?

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By *aximus 2 - Still GameMan
over a year ago

Cunnilingus, Fife

bet your a real blast on a night out

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"bet your a real blast on a night out "
Explosive!!!! wanna lite my touch paper ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"

How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich? "

Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5.....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"

How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?

Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... "
wanna compare boobage?

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By *ootall2920Man
over a year ago

Linlithgow

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? "
fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"

How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?

Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... "

One nevers know sis, but they'd be fools if they didn't. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"

How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?

Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... wanna compare boobage? "

Its more than any sane man could cope with! ( @ ) ( @ ) + ( @ ) ( @ ) = ?*?*?

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By *ootall2920Man
over a year ago

Linlithgow


"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ? "

You had me at "Fuck me"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?

You had me at "Fuck me" "
shhhhhh

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You are such a honey, but the bees don't know it!

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By *aximus 2 - Still GameMan
over a year ago

Cunnilingus, Fife


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"

How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?

Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... wanna compare boobage?

Its more than any sane man could cope with! ( @ ) ( @ ) + ( @ ) ( @ ) = ?*?*?"

More than happy to go insane

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"

How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?

Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... wanna compare boobage?

Its more than any sane man could cope with! ( @ ) ( @ ) + ( @ ) ( @ ) = ?*?*?

More than happy to go insane "
get your coat uve pulled,we'll drop you off at the at the mental ward when we're done with you lol

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By *aximus 2 - Still GameMan
over a year ago

Cunnilingus, Fife


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"

How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?

Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... wanna compare boobage?

Its more than any sane man could cope with! ( @ ) ( @ ) + ( @ ) ( @ ) = ?*?*?

More than happy to go insane get your coat uve pulled,we'll drop you off at the at the mental ward when we're done with you lol "

WooHoo !! Sitting in my padded cell, massive smile.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"

How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?

Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... wanna compare boobage?

Its more than any sane man could cope with! ( @ ) ( @ ) + ( @ ) ( @ ) = ?*?*?

More than happy to go insane get your coat uve pulled,we'll drop you off at the at the mental ward when we're done with you lol

WooHoo !! Sitting in my padded cell, massive smile. "
now that's kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm easy, and I hope your going to take advantage of that.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'm easy, and I hope your going to take advantage of that. "
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm easy, and I hope your going to take advantage of that. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. "

I have prayed to meet a woman like you and then when I find one I get all fingers in bums, sorry fingers and thumbs.

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By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You remind me of irn-bru. Phenomenal"

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By *ikchattyfellahMan
over a year ago

Greenock


"I'm easy, and I hope your going to take advantage of that. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. "

Instead of 'do you come here often?'..,

How would 'do you want to come often?'

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'm easy, and I hope your going to take advantage of that. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Instead of 'do you come here often?'..,

How would 'do you want to come often?'

"
Did you hurt your head when you fell from heaven

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By *ootall2920Man
over a year ago

Linlithgow


"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?

You had me at "Fuck me" shhhhhh "

Smile if you want me...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?

You had me at "Fuck me" shhhhhh

Smile if you want me..."
right you wore me down take home to your bed now... I know you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag and pint

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Shag and pint"
get your GOAT you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?

You had me at "Fuck me" "
god that's my new line at socials .lol .love it xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?

You had me at "Fuck me" god that's my new line at socials .lol .love it xx "
what one there a Couple in there lol?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?

You had me at "Fuck me" god that's my new line at socials .lol .love it xx what one there a Couple in there lol? "
you had me at fuck me xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?

You had me at "Fuck me" god that's my new line at socials .lol .love it xx what one there a Couple in there lol? you had me at fuck me xx "
ah ok lol xx

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