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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi Everyone, my name is Ozzie...I'm a Fabaholic. I continually perv on Fab when I should be working, I flirt outrageously with members of the opposite sex and spend an inordinate amount of time Perving the "Hot Photos" section. Recently I've also become a shameless "forum slut". Can anyone offer me any advice as to get my life back on track and draw back from the precipice of becoming a "He Whore"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late, you've taken the first step of admitting it, your outed as a He-whore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or even Man Bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name us dlt and im a faboholic,i suffer the same afflictions ad the op,im also addicted to the who's near button and also regularly change my address when away with work so i can browse the local updates in other areas.

please help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is angel, and I too am addicted to fab, so much so im often found in public with my fingers in my panties whilst perving on here.. its getting out of control.. please help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Group hug? (With Too Hot being the focus of the hug of course)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too late, you've taken the first step of admitting it, your outed as a He-whore. "

Here was me gonna ask you to be my sponsor in my recovery! That's that idea completely fucked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Group hug? (With Too Hot being the focus of the hug of course) "

Is this the type of hug where you are all naked from the waist down and your hugging my face with your hips??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A but are you all like Mr dlt I can wake up anytime during the night and he is on fab,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Is this the type of hug where you are all naked from the waist down and your hugging my face with your hips?? "

Damn the delightful lady has uncovered my fiendish plan.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too late, you've taken the first step of admitting it, your outed as a He-whore.

Here was me gonna ask you to be my sponsor in my recovery! That's that idea completely fucked! "

Poor ozzie father jack will be entering any minute with the 3 nuns hope you are ready for your penance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is angel, and I too am addicted to fab, so much so im often found in public with my fingers in my panties whilst perving on here.. its getting out of control.. please help "

Let me offer to help you, the first step to your redemption would be to replace your fingers with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Poor ozzie father jack will be entering any minute with the 3 nuns hope you are ready for your penance "

and would you be one of the nuns ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please not the nuns, don't mention them guys....I'm trying so hard here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Group hug? (With Too Hot being the focus of the hug of course)

Is this the type of hug where you are all naked from the waist down and your hugging my face with your hips?? "
yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please not the nuns, don't mention them guys....I'm trying so hard here!!"

Nuns in mini skirts Ozzie,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Poor ozzie father jack will be entering any minute with the 3 nuns hope you are ready for your penance

and would you be one of the nuns ? "

I do think I have a costume lying around my wardrobe

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm disgusted with the lot of you..... You should all delete your profiles this minute you shocking deviants..... You'd never catch me on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm disgusted with the lot of you..... You should all delete your profiles this minute you shocking deviants..... You'd never catch me on fab "
are you telling the truth?nuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt didnt think so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm disgusted with the lot of you..... You should all delete your profiles this minute you shocking deviants..... You'd never catch me on fab "

Please don't be so harsh in you're judgement of us poor, helpless perverts JC. Really we're more to be pitied (sucked off, licked,groped, kissed and fucked) than scolded!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'm disgusted with the lot of you..... You should all delete your profiles this minute you shocking deviants..... You'd never catch me on fab are you telling the truth?nuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt didnt think so "

You know me too well mr

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'm disgusted with the lot of you..... You should all delete your profiles this minute you shocking deviants..... You'd never catch me on fab

Please don't be so harsh in you're judgement of us poor, helpless perverts JC. Really we're more to be pitied (sucked off, licked,groped, kissed and fucked) than scolded!! "

Ok then line up and I will deal with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm disgusted with the lot of you..... You should all delete your profiles this minute you shocking deviants..... You'd never catch me on fab

Please don't be so harsh in you're judgement of us poor, helpless perverts JC. Really we're more to be pitied (sucked off, licked,groped, kissed and fucked) than scolded!!

Ok then line up and I will deal with you "
does that go for us all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Ok then line up and I will deal with you "

I am of course at the front of the queue?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


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Ok then line up and I will deal with you

I am of course at the front of the queue? "

Oh no you can wait til last

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

And mr dlt your second last for your cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And mr dlt your second last for your cheek "
waheeeeeyyyy line ups

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I also confess to perving on fab , wearing satin , making posts that take the mick a bit and not making eough effort to go to the east

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Oh no you can wait til last "

That's because of my canoodling with she whom I shall not mention isn't it? Damn I am a man whore!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I also confess to perving on fab , wearing satin , making posts that take the mick a bit and not making eough effort to go to the east "

Join the line .......

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I also confess to perving on fab , wearing satin , making posts that take the mick a bit and not making eough effort to go to the east

Join the line ....... "

Sorry Cutie meant north east to fife I'll join your line later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm still no happy about being last you know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is fab fem and I'm a fabaholic

Now where's the biscuits and tea?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'm still no happy about being last you know!!"

Your not anymore.... Steph just knocked me back

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'm still no happy about being last you know!!

Your not anymore.... Steph just knocked me back "

Your 2nd last now . Sorry cutie but my first venture east is to south tay bridge car park for a sandwich and soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes a seat in the quiet, shy person corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Takes a seat in the quiet, shy person corner "

Pinnochio!!!!!!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'm still no happy about being last you know!!

Your not anymore.... Steph just knocked me back

Your 2nd last now . Sorry cutie but my first venture east is to south tay bridge car park for a sandwich and soup "

That's ok Steph..... I can take rejection..... Honest ..... Sniff sniff

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Takes a seat in the quiet, shy person corner "

Pfft just as well I'm back on the wine tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The image people have of me is some what disturbing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My name is fab fem and I'm a fabaholic

Now where's the biscuits and tea? "

Errr bread and water for you m'lady....you're trouble with a capital T and the pervs in the group are trying to recover from their Fab addiction. Put those nipples AWAY!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am boywonder I can take or leave fab honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is fab fem and I'm a fabaholic

Now where's the biscuits and tea?

Errr bread and water for you m'lady....you're trouble with a capital T and the pervs in the group are trying to recover from their Fab addiction. Put those nipples AWAY!! "

Sorry covered them now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am boywonder I can take or leave fab honest "

The one requirement of Fabaholics Anonymous is complete truth and acceptance of our addiction. You've just broke the 2 cardinal rules....NAUGHTY STEP NOW!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am boywonder I can take or leave fab honest

The one requirement of Fabaholics Anonymous is complete truth and acceptance of our addiction. You've just broke the 2 cardinal rules....NAUGHTY STEP NOW!!!"
sorry I can't help Previn on here I only sleep 4 hours a day incase I miss somthing I need help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I be captain. Jack and ain't. Confessing. To nuuutttt. Till I see my lawyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be invisible on this thread,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" sorry I can't help Previn on here I only sleep 4 hours a day incase I miss somthing I need help "

All is forgiven you've taken your 1st step! Now will you take your hand off FabFems ass ffs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be invisible on this thread, "

Come and join me in the corner with the bread and water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be invisible on this thread,

Come and join me in the corner with the bread and water "
can I come. Too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be invisible on this thread,

Come and join me in the corner with the bread and water "

Ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must be invisible on this thread,

Come and join me in the corner with the bread and water

Ta"

Will the 3 of you come out the corner and share with the group. Captain Jack your lawyer is barred from the meeting get him tae f@&k!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be invisible on this thread,

Come and join me in the corner with the bread and water can I come. Too "

Your always welcome in my corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be invisible on this thread,

Come and join me in the corner with the bread and water can I come. Too

Your always welcome in my corner "
Thanx hunni. I don't do circles of people. And crowds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok hi am jack formerly. Bru! And I spend. Far too much. Time on here too

Sometimes. With.my.hand down my panties Ehhhh sorry wrong. Thread

Anyhoo. I know. I need help and ask the group please. Save me from. Eternal. Damnation!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be invisible on this thread,

Come and join me in the corner with the bread and water can I come. Too

Your always welcome in my corner Thanx hunni. I don't do circles of people. And crowds "

I'll look after you. Just you snuggle into my bosom and I will protect you from the big bad crowd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'll look after you. Just you snuggle into my bosom and I will protect you from the big bad crowd "

Pfft and to think I loves you as well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be invisible on this thread,

Come and join me in the corner with the bread and water

Ta

Will the 3 of you come out the corner and share with the group. Captain Jack your lawyer is barred from the meeting get him tae f@&k!! lol"

Nope am sulking, need to be asked nicely,

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Ok hi am jack formerly. Bru! And I spend. Far too much. Time on here too

Sometimes. With.my.hand down my panties Ehhhh sorry wrong. Thread

Anyhoo. I know. I need help and ask the group please. Save me from. Eternal. Damnation!! "

Panties caught again

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I am a faboholic and i dont wanna be cured tvm having way too much fun for that carry on lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'll look after you. Just you snuggle into my bosom and I will protect you from the big bad crowd

Pfft and to think I loves you as well!!"

You love my sister!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please not the nuns, don't mention them guys....I'm trying so hard here!!"

your trying to get hard ..... have you tried viagra

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You love my sister!! "

Restraining order and all. Besides I only have eyes for JC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok then line up and I will deal with you "

WTF the line starts at Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You love my sister!!

Restraining order and all. Besides I only have eyes for JC "

Well you couldn't pick any better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

People, people we're digressing. How do we cure our perversions and addiction to Fab....come on now FOCUS!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People, people we're digressing. How do we cure our perversions and addiction to Fab....come on now FOCUS!!'"

Take up knitting?

Fuck.. im already thinking of patterns for knitted peep hole bras and crotchless undies, knitted handcuffs and gags haha.. im a lost cause

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"I also confess to perving on fab , wearing satin , making posts that take the mick a bit and not making eough effort to go to the east "

Why on earth would you want to go to the east, even the wise men left for the west!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Take up knitting?

Fuck.. im already thinking of patterns for knitted peep hole bras and crotchless undies, knitted handcuffs and gags haha.. im a lost cause "

You're a particularly bad case....I think I might have to take you under my wing and give you individual counselling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fabaholic. Fix me!!!

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me Father it is 8 months since I started fabbing. I am addicted to the forum and have a new photos habit. I am too lazy to go ninja.

I think I will actually have to shag someone soon to get over it all. Please send someone soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a fabaholic. Fix me!!!

Lx"
ok, our moto is "keep coming back" btw,,

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I also confess to perving on fab , wearing satin , making posts that take the mick a bit and not making eough effort to go to the east

Why on earth would you want to go to the east, even the wise men left for the west! "

Cause a certain lady has something for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a fabaholic. Fix me!!!

Lx"

Another poor soul requiring my attention. Starbuck meet Too Hot, Too Hot meet Starbuck. Can I watch......PLEASE???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" sorry I can't help Previn on here I only sleep 4 hours a day incase I miss somthing I need help

All is forgiven you've taken your 1st step! Now will you take your hand off FabFems ass ffs!! "
but it's soooo nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" sorry I can't help Previn on here I only sleep 4 hours a day incase I miss somthing I need help

All is forgiven you've taken your 1st step! Now will you take your hand off FabFems ass ffs!! but it's soooo nice "

He was only keeping my cheeks warm. Shouldn't have turned up in my thong

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By *ogue78Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I am an agent of filth, who works as an unassuming insurance salesman during the day, but my alter-ego is trying to take over my whole life!

Please I need help too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" sorry I can't help Previn on here I only sleep 4 hours a day incase I miss somthing I need help

All is forgiven you've taken your 1st step! Now will you take your hand off FabFems ass ffs!! but it's soooo nice

He was only keeping my cheeks warm. Shouldn't have turned up in my thong "

You're far too much of a distraction and disrupt the harmony of the group. Go and sit with the other "special cases" Ms Starbuck and Too Hot To Handle.....and no bloody shenanigans the 3 of you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're far too much of a distraction and disrupt the harmony of the group. Go and sit with the other "special cases" Ms Starbuck and Too Hot To Handle.....and no bloody shenanigans the 3 of you!!"

Oooo! Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" sorry I can't help Previn on here I only sleep 4 hours a day incase I miss somthing I need help

All is forgiven you've taken your 1st step! Now will you take your hand off FabFems ass ffs!! but it's soooo nice

He was only keeping my cheeks warm. Shouldn't have turned up in my thong

You're far too much of a distraction and disrupt the harmony of the group. Go and sit with the other "special cases" Ms Starbuck and Too Hot To Handle.....and no bloody shenanigans the 3 of you!!"

Ooh this looks a fun group to be in, let the shenanigans begin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're far too much of a distraction and disrupt the harmony of the group. Go and sit with the other "special cases" Ms Starbuck and Too Hot To Handle.....and no bloody shenanigans the 3 of you!!

Oooo! Yes please "

Hmmm what could we possibly get up to??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're far too much of a distraction and disrupt the harmony of the group. Go and sit with the other "special cases" Ms Starbuck and Too Hot To Handle.....and no bloody shenanigans the 3 of you!!

Oooo! Yes please "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ehhhh as the groups "special cases" you're all in chastity belts you do know that don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ehhhh as the groups "special cases" you're all in chastity belts you do know that don't you?"

Think that could stop me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ehhhh as the groups "special cases" you're all in chastity belts you do know that don't you?"

Thats fine, as long as our hands, mouths and boobs are free there is still plenty of fun to be had until the locksmith gets back to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ehhhh as the groups "special cases" you're all in chastity belts you do know that don't you?

Think that could stop me??? "

Chastity belts, straight jackets and Hanibal Lecter face masks!! No touching, groping, kissing or other such filthy activities. Come on now get with the programme your hear to be "cured"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ehhhh as the groups "special cases" you're all in chastity belts you do know that don't you?

Thats fine, as long as our hands, mouths and boobs are free there is still plenty of fun to be had until the locksmith gets back to me "
Is this you guys idea of self help and recovery ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ehhhh as the groups "special cases" you're all in chastity belts you do know that don't you?

Think that could stop me???

Chastity belts, straight jackets and Hanibal Lecter face masks!! No touching, groping, kissing or other such filthy activities. Come on now get with the programme your hear to be "cured""

Mmmmm now youre just trying to make me cum in my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ehhhh as the groups "special cases" you're all in chastity belts you do know that don't you?

Think that could stop me???

Chastity belts, straight jackets and Hanibal Lecter face masks!! No touching, groping, kissing or other such filthy activities. Come on now get with the programme your hear to be "cured""

Just need to seduce each other with our eyes and words then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admitting and going over the problem is key. Reliving a few moments is gonna help us see what the problem is, so its all good. Trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ehhhh as the groups "special cases" you're all in chastity belts you do know that don't you?

Think that could stop me???

Chastity belts, straight jackets and Hanibal Lecter face masks!! No touching, groping, kissing or other such filthy activities. Come on now get with the programme your hear to be "cured"

Just need to seduce each other with our eyes and words then "

That should be easy enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just need to seduce each other with our eyes and words then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admitting and going over the problem is key. Reliving a few moments is gonna help us see what the problem is, so its all good. Trust me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admitting and going over the problem is key. Reliving a few moments is gonna help us see what the problem is, so its all good. Trust me "
Thank you doctor star b, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admitting and going over the problem is key. Reliving a few moments is gonna help us see what the problem is, so its all good. Trust me

Thank you doctor star b, lol "

I could totally wing it as one. Move over Ozzie, I'm here now. I'll take care of everyone

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over a year ago

For the love of Christ will you 3 stop it, you're all also wearing ball gags so there will be no talking either. I dunno you try and help some people and this is what happens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I could totally wing it as one. Move over Ozzie, I'm here now. I'll take care of everyone

"

Et tu Starbuck? (Being a smart arse and quoting Shakespeare's Julius Caesar)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admitting and going over the problem is key. Reliving a few moments is gonna help us see what the problem is, so its all good. Trust me

Thank you doctor star b, lol

I could totally wing it as one. Move over Ozzie, I'm here now. I'll take care of everyone

"
I see a supa chance here for my Heath Ledger make-up and nurses gear, docs assistant, kinda evil one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the love of Christ will you 3 stop it, you're all also wearing ball gags so there will be no talking either. I dunno you try and help some people and this is what happens. "

Hmm just seeing those sexy ladies like that would be enough to make me squirm!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Hmm just seeing those sexy ladies like that would be enough to make me squirm! "

Right that's it....you are officially deemed "incurable".......no alternative but to implement a desperate last gasp treatment regime..........CONVENT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm just seeing those sexy ladies like that would be enough to make me squirm! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right that's it....you are officially deemed "incurable".......no alternative but to implement a desperate last gasp treatment regime..........CONVENT!!!!"

That to me just says Challenge!

And I say.....challenge accepted

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over a year ago


"For the love of Christ will you 3 stop it, you're all also wearing ball gags so there will be no talking either. I dunno you try and help some people and this is what happens.

Hmm just seeing those sexy ladies like that would be enough to make me squirm! "

You both certainly get my juices flowing, he has to let us free sometime! And just think how much more rewarding it will be after the anticipation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck me dead will someone please help me out here.....I'm waaaaaaay outta my depth! You know what? There's a bag of toys ladies....knock yourselves out!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me dead will someone please help me out here.....I'm waaaaaaay outta my depth! You know what? There's a bag of toys ladies....knock yourselves out!! lol"

Keep the toys for now, I dont think we will need them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me dead will someone please help me out here.....I'm waaaaaaay outta my depth! You know what? There's a bag of toys ladies....knock yourselves out!! lol

Keep the toys for now, I dont think we will need them "

No we don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me dead will someone please help me out here.....I'm waaaaaaay outta my depth! You know what? There's a bag of toys ladies....knock yourselves out!! lol

Keep the toys for now, I dont think we will need them

No we don't "

Definitely not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jezebels that you are, control yourselves and show some restraint. This carrys on much further I'm going to break out the fire hoses and hose the 3 of you down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jezebels that you are, control yourselves and show some restraint. This carrys on much further I'm going to break out the fire hoses and hose the 3 of you down"

You do know that would only add to the fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay I'm an addict too . What have I been missing ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I'm an addict too . What have I been missing ??? "

Don't ask shelly, just come with us and bring your best white tshirt, were just about to be hosed down hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You do know that would only add to the fun?

"

Why do I get the feeling I've opened up a veritable Pandoras Box here? Look if you each promise to wear black velvet hooded capes you can do whatever the hell you like. Deal???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

I've got mine at the ready! Putting it aside and got the white tshirt ready for the hose down. Bring it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I'm an addict too . What have I been missing ???

Don't ask shelly, just come with us and bring your best white tshirt, were just about to be hosed down hehe "
ooh sounds good . I'm rather hot here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez. Where's my white tshirt quick. Don't want to miss this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I predict this threads gonna end like a youthfull wet dream, just at the good bit it ends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't cope with this anymore....the 3, no now 4 of you have broken me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are white pants required too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are white pants required too "

Wet look leggings....fuck it if you can't beat them join them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are white pants required too "

White or none. Gonna get wet anyways and come off, save the effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are white pants required too "

Nah, tshirts are plenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't find my tshirt or white pants

I will just need to wear my cape and nothing else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I should NEVER have out the 3 of you in a group of your own....what the fuck was I thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't find my tshirt or white pants

I will just need to wear my cape and nothing else "

Cape needs to be kept dry! So you have nothing to wear. I'll totally lend my hands to be a bra. Sure the others can be human clothing too, we're versatile creatures n a that jazz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should NEVER have out the 3 of you in a group of your own....what the fuck was I thinking? "

The innocence is endearing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got any nice soap so I can bubble these ladies up. Might as well while were getting wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

The innocence is endearing...

"

Really? Any chance of a snog then? I mean once the three of you have quite finished??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh love a good lathering !!! Wet look it is then !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soap, bubbles, sexy ladies, wet tshirts, nakedness, holy moses am I dreaming?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone got any nice soap so I can bubble these ladies up. Might as well while were getting wet "

YOU!!!!!!!!! You're the architect of this debauched mayhem with your sensational boobs, peachy ass and air of innocence...."butter wouldn't melt in my mouth!!"

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over a year ago


"Anyone got any nice soap so I can bubble these ladies up. Might as well while were getting wet

YOU!!!!!!!!! You're the architect of this debauched mayhem with your sensational boobs, peachy ass and air of innocence...."butter wouldn't melt in my mouth!!" "

And your loving it.

I think you should go and make us girls a cup of tea while were busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got any nice soap so I can bubble these ladies up. Might as well while were getting wet "
Got this white stuff. Sanex,,,,why what dyou think i meant??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 and coo please for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got any nice soap so I can bubble these ladies up. Might as well while were getting wet Got this white stuff. Sanex,,,,why what dyou think i meant?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One sugar no milk for me. Decaf if you've got it, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone arrange for cake .may as well get sticky if getting a hosing down I reckon ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in it sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One sugar no milk for me. Decaf if you've got it, thanks "

How the fuck did I get relegated from being the group facilitator to the teaboy??

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over a year ago


"One sugar no milk for me. Decaf if you've got it, thanks

How the fuck did I get relegated from being the group facilitator to the teaboy?? "

I took over remember muahahaha

Tea duty is important tho!

I don't drink it often tho. Water for me please

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over a year ago


"One sugar no milk for me. Decaf if you've got it, thanks

How the fuck did I get relegated from being the group facilitator to the teaboy?? "
You feel bad?? Im stood here, heath ledger face paint on, nurses uniform, holding Sanex soap in one hand, sweetex in the other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm down to my last can of Magners and my young nephew (who's fucking helped himself to more than his fair share of my cans) is looking slightly perplexed as to why his uncle has a smile in his face that makes the Cheshire Cat look like a chronic depressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunch of bloody perverts! I've been crocheting all evening....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bunch of bloody perverts! I've been crocheting all evening.... "

Jinty how I could have been doing with your calming influence earlier. Depraved they are absolutely depraved!!

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over a year ago


"Bunch of bloody perverts! I've been crocheting all evening....

Jinty how I could have been doing with your calming influence earlier. Depraved they are absolutely depraved!!"

Sorry oz, I was konked out for the evening. Last numbers I saw were 20.29 then oblivion.....That Bothy has me worn oot!!!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ok I'm back.... And I just wanna say my name is cutie and thank fook for fab...... Don't ever want cured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just tried to delete it and started shaking and sweating can someone please come and press that button for me

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I just tried to delete it and started shaking and sweating can someone please come and press that button for me "

Now now first rule is don't make any hasty decisions

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over a year ago


"I just tried to delete it and started shaking and sweating can someone please come and press that button for me

Now now first rule is don't make any hasty decisions "
I will finish this cider then flip a coin heads i stay tails i go

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Is it too late to say

I'm furry and I'm a fabaholic - AND I have cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cake who said cake you will start a riot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whew, What. A. Night!

When's the next meeting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whew, What. A. Night!

When's the next meeting? "
make it on my day off please was hard to keep up when cooking .who did I get as a sponsor ? Please say fab fem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whew, What. A. Night!

When's the next meeting? make it on my day off please was hard to keep up when cooking .who did I get as a sponsor ? Please say fab fem"

You want me to sponsor you. Fine!!

10p a mile

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"cake who said cake you will start a riot "

Cake calms

You started the riot last night letting the ladies sit together

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over a year ago


"Whew, What. A. Night!

When's the next meeting? make it on my day off please was hard to keep up when cooking .who did I get as a sponsor ? Please say fab fem

You want me to sponsor you. Fine!!

10p a mile "
when will I learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cake who said cake you will start a riot

Cake calms

You started the riot last night letting the ladies sit together "
i was sitting in the middle of them they didn't even notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want me to sponsor you. Fine!!

10p a mile when will I learn "

I know your laughing

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"cake who said cake you will start a riot

Cake calms

You started the riot last night letting the ladies sit together i was sitting in the middle of them they didn't even notice "

Are you really surprised???

No offence but if I was sitting with them I wouldn't notice you either

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


" Sorry oz, I was konked out for the evening. Last numbers I saw were 20.29 then oblivion.....That Bothy has me worn oot!!!! "

Was that 5 minute walk round the town the other day too much for you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake! Gimme some plleeaasseee!

Lx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Cake! Gimme some plleeaasseee!

Lx"

Come and get it if you dare

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


" Sorry oz, I was konked out for the evening. Last numbers I saw were 20.29 then oblivion.....That Bothy has me worn oot!!!!

Was that 5 minute walk round the town the other day too much for you?? "

No, it was the 4hour marathon session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too have to admit to my addiction.

I tried cold turkey but find I'm back and as bad as ever

Is there any hope

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I too have to admit to my addiction.

I tried cold turkey but find I'm back and as bad as ever

Is there any hope "

Do you care? is the real question mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake! Gimme some plleeaasseee!

Lx

Come and get it if you dare "

Nuuutttttt! Im still in bed, do you deliver?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Cake! Gimme some plleeaasseee!

Lx

Come and get it if you dare

Nuuutttttt! Im still in bed, do you deliver?

"

Bloody hell!! You're as bad as cutie

I'll tell you the same thing I keep telling her, I'm more than happy to deliver but you have to put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im flattered! JC is an idol

Kettle on....but that involves putting clothes on to go thru....and Im enjoying having no clothes on.....hmmmm dilemma!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Im flattered! JC is an idol

Kettle on....but that involves putting clothes on to go thru....and Im enjoying having no clothes on.....hmmmm dilemma! "

Who needs clothes??

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over a year ago


" Sorry oz, I was konked out for the evening. Last numbers I saw were 20.29 then oblivion.....That Bothy has me worn oot!!!!

Was that 5 minute walk round the town the other day too much for you?? "

Skelp!!!!! It was the other bit that puggled me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm off, Buddhist monastery retreat in Tibet to find some peace and inner serenity. The sight of Fabfem, Too Hot and Starbuck soaked, lathered up and ravaging each other was more than any man could take. You're all doomed, every feckin one of you!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I'm off, Buddhist monastery retreat in Tibet to find some peace and inner serenity. The sight of Fabfem, Too Hot and Starbuck soaked, lathered up and ravaging each other was more than any man could take. You're all doomed, every feckin one of you! "

Yeah but who wants to die quietly???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off, Buddhist monastery retreat in Tibet to find some peace and inner serenity. The sight of Fabfem, Too Hot and Starbuck soaked, lathered up and ravaging each other was more than any man could take. You're all doomed, every feckin one of you!

Yeah but who wants to die quietly??? "

Man has a point!

Gotta go out with a bang! In every essence!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did someone say GANGBANG????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno bout fabaholic, but im showing telltale signs of being a forumaholic,lol.

I've forgotten how to send messages, got a backlog of folk to hotlist, i was away for an hour last night just trying to remember how to add a pic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say GANGBANG????"

Not sure anyone did, but we now know whats on your mind! Naughty

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


" Sorry oz, I was konked out for the evening. Last numbers I saw were 20.29 then oblivion.....That Bothy has me worn oot!!!!

Was that 5 minute walk round the town the other day too much for you??

No, it was the 4hour marathon session "

Marathon? She'd get exhausted just thinking about it!

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