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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To happen on a meet or could happen that would ruin the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her husband comes home when shes single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think The Crying Game with Forest Whittaker and Stephen Rea

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Someone taking seriously ill during a meet would freak me out I think lol.

Worst thing that's happend to me so far was a guy tearing his thigh muscle during a very vigorous session poor guy was almost in tears.. That's what he gets for trying to Shag like a porn star

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Our outfits clash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our outfits clash "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a social meet before the down and dirty meet. We were told by the couple that they have an sti but it's fine because it will be cleared up soon

Didn't know what to say to that. I'm glad of their honesty though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mines ripped his foreskin during a particularly energetic shagging session with a young nurse one night. Yours truly had to take him to A&E....oh how I laughed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone. Say nurse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid phone.

Trip to A&E for me but could think of much worse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your wife turns up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone. Say nurse!! "

Hats off yo all nurses. You are the best! Great shaggers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone. Say nurse!!

Hats off yo all nurses. You are the best! Great shaggers...."
Hi 5 to that

One confirm. Once a bag masel one of send beauties. Cmon the nurses. Lets be having ye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wasn't meet on here but once had a girl be sick on me. I have also been attacked by a woman's dog half why through a session

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I had the misfortune of letting rip with a particularly pungent fart while being sucked off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been chatting to a girl for ages got on really well and arranged to meet at a club (wont say which one),but when she turned up she was practically legless,such a let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one meet ages ago that was a total fail. The guy wasn't over his ex and went on and on about her, even going to get his laptop to show me pics of her he had the cheek to ask for a quick bj as well after all that. I told him in no uncertain terms to 'Fuck off'

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol we're are you guys getting. Your meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol we're are you guys getting. Your meets "

That one was from here lol men are baffling sometimes! Would say they're worse than women, but I don't entirely believe that 

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a post coital cigarette and the woman's cat mauled my nuts....fucking hate cats!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a post coital cigarette and the woman's cat mauled my nuts....fucking hate cats!!"

Sorry, but thats funny! Ouch for you tho

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's just say I had to wear jogging bottoms and no boxers for about a week after it AND explain to my GP who was signing me off work what had happened. He found it hilarious too.....bastard!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. when I was younger I snapped the banjo for a wee bit of skin it nips like f**k and lots of blood

2. Giving the ex gf anal, pulled out and let's just say it was abit messy, safe to say I've never done that again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are absolute amazing just made my day pissing myself laughing sorry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up at a cpls house

Led straight to the bedroom where the mrs had been in bed for about 2 weeks by the state of her and the house

Boak .. Excuses made and left

Or the time we went to a cpls house the hubby answered the door in we go and his mrs is sat watching eastenders none the wiser who we were??

He planned the meet without telling her ffs

Excuses made and we legged it lol

Hell I could go on for ages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going to the toilet and getting your frenum caught in your zipper (i'll wait wilst you look it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Or the time we went to a cpls house the hubby answered the door in we go and his mrs is sat watching eastenders none the wiser who we were??

He planned the meet without telling her ffs

Excuses made and we legged it lol

Hell I could go on for ages lol "

LLF what the hell did she think you were there to do, read the gas meter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest to god

They started arguing as she was just in from work and wanted a night out in the pub across the road lol

She was a swinger but he just didn't tell her we were comming that night

But we thought we were having a convo with her online when all the time it was him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy turned up, didn't look anything like his pics, he took his shoes off and both socks had holes in them,

He then said he got dressed in the dark,,,,,,,pity it was the middle of summer and it was an afternoon meet,

Phoned Martin havvered to him by pretending he was the kids on there way home, couldn't get him out the house quick enough,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one meet ages ago that was a total fail. The guy wasn't over his ex and went on and on about her, even going to get his laptop to show me pics of her he had the cheek to ask for a quick bj as well after all that. I told him in no uncertain terms to 'Fuck off'

Lx"

PMSLROFL....Um that's an EPIC Fail lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a bit pestered at for not going back for another meet,it wasn't malicious or anything. Sorry but it was fun and all but I sail on, still waiting for one to grab my anchor someday and stop my marauding nomadic lifestyle

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

They turn into a zombie

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

It must mean you are one too!

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