FabSwingers.com forum: So the guy in my work

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has fell asleep at his desk, ideas on how to give him a fright by waking him up - hes snoring lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Has fell asleep at his desk, ideas on how to give him a fright by waking him up - hes snoring lol"
set the fire alarm off?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Everyone lie on the floor and play dead ...... THEN set the fire alarm off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tempted to get the megaphone thing of the fire alarm guy and shout something from 2 feet away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have access to some shaving foam I smell 250 quid from harry hill lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pour a little water on his lap just enough to slowky soak through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ram a 10 inch Doc Johnson dildo up his arse....that'll wake him up sharpish!! lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put is fingers in a glass of water he will piss himself

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By *rjandmrskCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

"Tempted to get the megaphone thing of the fire alarm guy and shout something from 2 feet away

Really LOL at this lol lol lol. K x

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By *rjandmrskCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

"Ram a 10 inch Doc Johnson dildo up his arse....that'll wake him up sharpish!! lol lol"

and this lol lol lol. K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind take pics,

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By *awk3y3Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

*AIR HORN*

*HOOOOOOOONK*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're on fab, he's sleeping. Your work place sounds like a riot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're on fab, he's sleeping. Your work place sounds like a riot!

5 of us work there and 3 of them on holiday - so feet up and im on fab perving - he fell asleep after driving back from Aberdeen the night before.

Love my work lol

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

What did you eventually do to him when he was sleeping?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you eventually do to him when he was sleeping?

Mx"

I found a cone from the warehouse and stood behind him and shouted - FIRE!!!!

poor guy didn't know what day of the week it was and shat it lol

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By *rjandmrskCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

"What did you eventually do to him when he was sleeping?

I found a cone from the warehouse and stood behind him and shouted - FIRE!!!!

poor guy didn't know what day of the week it was and shat it lol

pmsl

K x

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

I was verbally assaulted at work yesterday, I snoozed at my desk,following a long drive south on the A90. Being quiet due to holidays, I was assaulted by big nose wearing a cone on his lips.

I can't complain to HR, sleeping at my desk is not covered by my TACOs

Any suggestions, big nose is always saying what a fab day he is having.

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