FabSwingers.com forum: New, saying hello etc

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good evening, just saying hello and how are you (that saves me ever beginning a private message with that, sorted!)

It's been a riot reading through old threads and seeing everybody's patter on here, oh my goodness. Hope to get chatting and 'all the rest' of it with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi ya...enjoy FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening, just saying hello and how are you (that saves me ever beginning a private message with that, sorted!)

It's been a riot reading through old threads and seeing everybody's patter on here, oh my goodness. Hope to get chatting and 'all the rest' of it with you.

B"
welcome to the nuthouse,HOI NURSE RATSHIT NEW INMATE NEEDING HIS MEDS!!!!!!sorry about that youll get your meds and blankets in the morning when she eventually turns up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the Nut house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening, just saying hello and how are you (that saves me ever beginning a private message with that, sorted!)

It's been a riot reading through old threads and seeing everybody's patter on here, oh my goodness. Hope to get chatting and 'all the rest' of it with you.

Bwelcome to the nuthouse,HOI NURSE RATSHIT NEW INMATE NEEDING HIS MEDS!!!!!!sorry about that youll get your meds and blankets in the morning when she eventually turns up

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lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Hello and welcome hope you enjoy your time on fab xx

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Welcome to Fab and the wonderful world of the forum. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome chief, enjoy the forums and don't be too intimidated by the regulars...they're really pussycats when you get to know them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome. You're a lurker no longer...one of us now!!! God help ye!!!! Would be in interested to know what your observations of the forum are? Obviously, we didn't put you off....which is good. Enjoy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello & welcome im the shy one round here enjoy your time on the forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All good impressions so far ha ha, even with the obscene profile pics.

Although having said that I've still seen less tits and knobends on here than on Facebook.

Thanks for the warm welcome, now to evict my flatmate so I can have you folks round.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Evening OP

Did you read the handbook? Have you brought cake? Cutie is soooooooooo NOT the quiet one

(Did I cover everything a newbie needs to know? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello & welcome im the shy one round here enjoy your time on the forum

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you?shy?pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello & welcome im the shy one round here enjoy your time on the forum

you?shy?pmsfl

Shh I am

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Well hello & welcome im the shy one round here enjoy your time on the forum

you?shy?pmsfl

Shh I am

oooooooohhhhhh no you're not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening OP

Did you read the handbook? Have you brought cake? Cutie is soooooooooo NOT the quiet one

(Did I cover everything a newbie needs to know? )"

You forgot, be very kind to granny cause she's very old and frail....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello & welcome im the shy one round here enjoy your time on the forum

No she isn't am the shy quiet one,

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Well hello & welcome im the shy one round here enjoy your time on the forum

And if you fall for that one, God help ye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello x don't listen to this lot, they are all mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/08/14 19:45:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just need to watch out the woman on here are mental I get threatened every day

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello and welcome .... And don't listen to what any of them say, I am the quiet one

Oh and be nice to jinty cause she's a granny

Hope you enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello & welcome im the shy one round here enjoy your time on the forum

No she isn't am the shy quiet one,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we aren't we are good girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening. ..and welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome .... And don't listen to what any of them say, I am the quiet one

Oh and be nice to jinty cause she's a granny

Hope you enjoy "
and were you quiet on the camping trip,NUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Hello and welcome .... And don't listen to what any of them say, I am the quiet one

Oh and be nice to jinty cause she's a granny

Hope you enjoy and were you quiet on the camping trip,NUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!

Nobody would be quiet getting woken up at the crack of dawn

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I'm actually the quiet one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, hope this lot haven't scared you away.

I'm the intelligent one around here so any questions just ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, hope this lot haven't scared you away.

I'm the intelligent one around here so any questions just ask me

Watch out for FabFem...she's a seductress and a heartbreaker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, hope this lot haven't scared you away.

I'm the intelligent one around here so any questions just ask me

Watch out for FabFem...she's a seductress and a heartbreaker!!

You wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, hope this lot haven't scared you away.

I'm the intelligent one around here so any questions just ask me

Watch out for FabFem...she's a seductress and a heartbreaker!!

You wish

I'm still not talking to you....you ripped my heart out and trampled on it. I'm going back to my Scottish Widows woman fixation....far safer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome .... And don't listen to what any of them say, I am the quiet one

Oh and be nice to jinty cause she's a granny

Hope you enjoy and were you quiet on the camping trip,NUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!

at least she doesn't snore like mr and mrs dlt - offty ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, hope this lot haven't scared you away.

I'm the intelligent one around here so any questions just ask me

Watch out for FabFem...she's a seductress and a heartbreaker!!

You wish

I'm still not talking to you....you ripped my heart out and trampled on it. I'm going back to my Scottish Widows woman fixation....far safer

It's only safer because you not allowed within 200 yards of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome .... And don't listen to what any of them say, I am the quiet one

Oh and be nice to jinty cause she's a granny

Hope you enjoy and were you quiet on the camping trip,NUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!

at least she doesn't snore like mr and mrs dlt - offty ha ha

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hang on let me recall"grunt,grunt,oh yeah,smack,smack oh yeah thats it greig spank me harder"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome .... And don't listen to what any of them say, I am the quiet one

Oh and be nice to jinty cause she's a granny

Hope you enjoy and were you quiet on the camping trip,NUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!

at least she doesn't snore like mr and mrs dlt - offty ha ha

hang on let me recall"grunt,grunt,oh yeah,smack,smack oh yeah thats it greig spank me harder"

i'll admit to all of the above but I don't grunt nor does that fine specimen of a woman - I got the party started did I not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome .... And don't listen to what any of them say, I am the quiet one

Oh and be nice to jinty cause she's a granny

Hope you enjoy and were you quiet on the camping trip,NUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!

at least she doesn't snore like mr and mrs dlt - offty ha ha

hang on let me recall"grunt,grunt,oh yeah,smack,smack oh yeah thats it greig spank me harder"

i'll admit to all of the above but I don't grunt nor does that fine specimen of a woman - I got the party started did I not lol

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no there was shagging going on before you started so na na na na naaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only safer because you not allowed within 200 yards of her "

I had a High Court Super Injunction out preventing the details of that restraining order being revealed and you've just blabbed! Expect my QC to be in touch madam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only safer because you not allowed within 200 yards of her

I had a High Court Super Injunction out preventing the details of that restraining order being revealed and you've just blabbed! Expect my QC to be in touch madam.

The news of the world had an exclusive on it long ago and It's chip paper now so get off your high horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The news of the world had an exclusive on it long ago and It's chip paper now so get off your high horse

Only two things in life I'm genuinely terrified if....spiders and horses, so the chances of me being on a high horse are slim to remote. Bet it was you tipped the News Of The World off!! What have I done to you to merit such utter scorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome to fab x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I done to you to merit such utter scorn?

You love that witch in the cape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You love that witch in the cape

You rejected my love in favour of Boywonders, I had to do something to cope with the heartbreak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You love that witch in the cape

You rejected my love in favour of Boywonders, I had to do something to cope with the heartbreak!

I rejected boywonder in favour of you. You big idiot

. Too late now I have moved on. It's been fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello. And. Welcome. Mate enjoy

I'm the only. Sane one in here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You love that witch in the cape

You rejected my love in favour of Boywonders, I had to do something to cope with the heartbreak!

I rejected boywonder in favour of you. You big idiot

. Too late now I have moved on. It's been fun x"
im available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You love that witch in the cape

You rejected my love in favour of Boywonders, I had to do something to cope with the heartbreak!

I rejected boywonder in favour of you. You big idiot

. Too late now I have moved on. It's been fun xim available

Careful DLT....she's a maneater!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You love that witch in the cape

You rejected my love in favour of Boywonders, I had to do something to cope with the heartbreak!

I rejected boywonder in favour of you. You big idiot

. Too late now I have moved on. It's been fun xim available

Pick me up in your Eddie Stobart truck and I'm yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You love that witch in the cape

You rejected my love in favour of Boywonders, I had to do something to cope with the heartbreak!

I rejected boywonder in favour of you. You big idiot

. Too late now I have moved on. It's been fun xim available

Pick me up in your Eddie Stobart truck and I'm yours

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yer dumped for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pick me up in your Eddie Stobart truck and I'm yours

yer dumped for that

I'm getting through them today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick me up in your Eddie Stobart truck and I'm yours

yer dumped for that

Na na na na na na....how you like them apples you scarlet woman that you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Na na na na na na....how you like them apples you scarlet woman that you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww consoling cuddle??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww consoling cuddle??"

New you still loved me

. Think you have a wedding to arrange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New you still loved me

. Think you have a wedding to arrange "

Shhhhhh don't tell her!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Awwwww consoling cuddle??

New you still loved me

. Think you have a wedding to arrange "

Ha I knew I'd find him canoodling here with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New you still loved me

. Think you have a wedding to arrange

Shhhhhh don't tell her!!

Tell who??

I was talking about us. I thought we had made up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww consoling cuddle??

New you still loved me

. Think you have a wedding to arrange

Ha I knew I'd find him canoodling here with you

It's alright cutie. I was just getting him warmed up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha I knew I'd find him canoodling here with you

Testosterone.....it's such a fucking curse JC! Can I ask that Amazing Grace by the Sowetto Gospel Choir be played at my cremation? Oh and no flowers...donations to Sex Addicts Anonymous instead!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Awwwww consoling cuddle??

New you still loved me

. Think you have a wedding to arrange

Ha I knew I'd find him canoodling here with you

It's alright cutie. I was just getting him warmed up for you

That's ok you keep him I'm looking for the 200 men I was promised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP must be wondering what the feck happened to his post.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"The OP must be wondering what the feck happened to his post. "

Oops sorry op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We tend to go off on unbelievable tangents OP.....so sorry!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's ok you keep him I'm looking for the 200 men I was promised

I'm not even looking for guys

I would prefer you over the lot of them any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would also like to apologise for being a wanton hussy on your thread. Don't know what came over me.......................oh that's right it was hornyscotsozzie. He made a right mess of my sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would also like to apologise for being a wanton hussy on your thread. Don't know what came over me.......................oh that's right it was hornyscotsozzie. He made a right mess of my sheets

I resemble that accusation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would also like to apologise for being a wanton hussy on your thread. Don't know what came over me.......................oh that's right it was hornyscotsozzie. He made a right mess of my sheets

I resemble that accusation! "

Yes you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fine example of hijacking if ever there was one! I'd never do that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the forums!

As you can see, everyone is nuts. Apart from me

Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome

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By *esignergeekMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Crikey, what a welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome

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oh no she's back,knew it had been too quiet for too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fine example of hijacking if ever there was one! I'd never do that.....

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shocking. Behaviour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Christ.. completely derailed by nutters.

All nutters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good first. Thread. I thought. Never. Got hijacked once

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Christ.. completely derailed by nutters.

All nutters

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Aherrm with the odd exception lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....and me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aherrm with the odd exception lol xx

that remains to be seen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ff's let's all jump. On

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ff's let's all jump. On

Who we jumping on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ff's let's all jump. On

Who we jumping on

Jack, I believe! Me first....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ff's let's all jump. On

Who we jumping on

Jack, I believe! Me first....

Can I just watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i go to the pub and you all hijack some poor blokes thread tut tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i go to the pub and you all hijack some poor blokes thread tut tut tut

Thought we were you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i go to the pub and you all hijack some poor blokes thread tut tut tut

Thought we were you

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I eould never do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the quiet place we chat

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By *untime biatchWoman
over a year ago

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"Good evening, just saying hello and how are you (that saves me ever beginning a private message with that, sorted!)

It's been a riot reading through old threads and seeing everybody's patter on here, oh my goodness. Hope to get chatting and 'all the rest' of it with you.

Bwelcome to the nuthouse,HOI NURSE RATSHIT NEW INMATE NEEDING HIS MEDS!!!!!!sorry about that youll get your meds and blankets in the morning when she eventually turns up

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pmsl

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