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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I suffer from this a lot like today wen the woman serving me breakfast was a bit nippy i turned to the guy next to me at the counter and said what a cow she is he responded that's my wife anyone else suffer from the same ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suffer from this a lot like today wen the woman serving me breakfast was a bit nippy i turned to the guy next to me at the counter and said what a cow she is he responded that's my wife anyone else suffer from the same ? "

Now that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant. Missed your random daily fuck ups lol x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I suffer from this a lot like today wen the woman serving me breakfast was a bit nippy i turned to the guy next to me at the counter and said what a cow she is he responded that's my wife anyone else suffer from the same ? "
but did he agree with you? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thought he was going to punch me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me "

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face) "

think he seen my batman t-shirt and had second thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face) "

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

"

You too are heading the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step "

You were crying the last time I put you there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there "

Never cry over a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman "

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us! "

Now there's a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge "

That you would lose!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!"

but would give 110% to the cause xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!but would give 110% to the cause xx "

I'll let Dee kick ur ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!but would give 110% to the cause xx

I'll let Dee kick ur ass "

Dee wouldn't kick my ass her legs are to wee runns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!but would give 110% to the cause xx

I'll let Dee kick ur ass Dee wouldn't kick my ass her legs are to wee runns "

Oi I heard that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!but would give 110% to the cause xx

I'll let Dee kick ur ass Dee wouldn't kick my ass her legs are to wee runns

Oi I heard that "

Get him chick haha. Was nice knowing you boywonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!but would give 110% to the cause xx

I'll let Dee kick ur ass Dee wouldn't kick my ass her legs are to wee runns

Oi I heard that "

in the words of shaggy it wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!but would give 110% to the cause xx

I'll let Dee kick ur ass Dee wouldn't kick my ass her legs are to wee runns

Oi I heard that in the words of shaggy it wasn't me "

i think we shoul re-name you britney,(cue a rendition of oops i did it again)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Dear oh dear. You really are daft boywonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!but would give 110% to the cause xx

I'll let Dee kick ur ass Dee wouldn't kick my ass her legs are to wee runns

Oi I heard that in the words of shaggy it wasn't me i think we shoul re-name you britney,(cue a rendition of oops i did it again) "

He doesn't need encouragement from you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!but would give 110% to the cause xx

I'll let Dee kick ur ass Dee wouldn't kick my ass her legs are to wee runns

Oi I heard that in the words of shaggy it wasn't me i think we shoul re-name you britney,(cue a rendition of oops i did it again)

He doesn't need encouragement from you lol "

why the fuck am i on the recieving end now?lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!but would give 110% to the cause xx

I'll let Dee kick ur ass Dee wouldn't kick my ass her legs are to wee runns

Oi I heard that in the words of shaggy it wasn't me i think we shoul re-name you britney,(cue a rendition of oops i did it again)

He doesn't need encouragement from you lol why the fuck am i on the recieving end now?lmfao "

I really don't know if they love me or hate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I really don't know if they love me or hate me "

"Scorched Love" they call it mate...pretend they don't care when they're really infatuated with you!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!but would give 110% to the cause xx

I'll let Dee kick ur ass Dee wouldn't kick my ass her legs are to wee runns

Oi I heard that in the words of shaggy it wasn't me i think we shoul re-name you britney,(cue a rendition of oops i did it again)

He doesn't need encouragement from you lol why the fuck am i on the recieving end now?lmfao "

You're guilty by association mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!but would give 110% to the cause xx

I'll let Dee kick ur ass Dee wouldn't kick my ass her legs are to wee runns

Oi I heard that in the words of shaggy it wasn't me i think we shoul re-name you britney,(cue a rendition of oops i did it again)

He doesn't need encouragement from you lol why the fuck am i on the recieving end now?lmfao

You're guilty by association mate lol "

seems like it

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!but would give 110% to the cause xx

I'll let Dee kick ur ass Dee wouldn't kick my ass her legs are to wee runns

Oi I heard that in the words of shaggy it wasn't me i think we shoul re-name you britney,(cue a rendition of oops i did it again)

He doesn't need encouragement from you lol why the fuck am i on the recieving end now?lmfao

You're guilty by association mate lol seems like it "

Offer cake.......it may be your only hope now of redemption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought he was going to punch me

Probably He was only going to high five you (in the face)

Oooh don't we all Mrs lol

You too are heading the naughty step

You were crying the last time I put you there

Never cry over a woman

Haha oooh but there is 2 of us!

Now there's a challenge

That you would lose!!but would give 110% to the cause xx

I'll let Dee kick ur ass Dee wouldn't kick my ass her legs are to wee runns

Oi I heard that in the words of shaggy it wasn't me i think we shoul re-name you britney,(cue a rendition of oops i did it again)

He doesn't need encouragement from you lol why the fuck am i on the recieving end now?lmfao

You're guilty by association mate lol seems like it

Offer cake.......it may be your only hope now of redemption "

strawberry cheesecake and black forest gateux to save my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh geezo you offer me cake you will kill me lol all that gluten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh geezo you offer me cake you will kill me lol all that gluten "
gluten free of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks guys you have took the heat off me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks guys you have took the heat off me "
for now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks guys you have took the heat off me for now "
i don't know what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks guys you have took the heat off me "

Only because I'm stretching my legs long enough to reach your crown jewels my little friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks guys you have took the heat off me

Only because I'm stretching my legs long enough to reach your crown jewels my little friend "

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