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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So Nicola Sturgeon did it for me tonight in the big debate with her leg flashing......but who do you find yourself incomprehensibly attracted to.

Ooooh Nicky your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind hey Nicky ( yes I know it was Mickey)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even as a Yes voter I was looking for the vomiting smiley after reading that....

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paramedics for Mr Goat please!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just lost a good steak dinner down the cludgie after reading this. Ffs Mr Goat seek help!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ok I will come clean..... Greg and John from masterchef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheryl cole would def get it....

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By *lba The ScotMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Ms Sturgeon is more Nick than Nicola in my book. Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I will come clean..... Greg and John from masterchef "

Omg yes!!! The way Greg sucks up a pudding.... Well, you know what I'm thinking Cutes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.....Christ she'd get it!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ok I will come clean..... Greg and John from masterchef

Omg yes!!! The way Greg sucks up a pudding.... Well, you know what I'm thinking Cutes.... "

Great minds as they say jints

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.....Christ she'd get it!!"

Lmao how did I know you'd say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cheryl cole would def get it.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.....Christ she'd get it!!

Lmao how did I know you'd say that "

Oh I dunno...maybe because you know I'm loveable wee deviant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.....Christ she'd get it!!"

Up the chimchimenee or the chimchimcheroo???? Sick puppy!!!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"cheryl cole would def get it.... "

Pfft even I'd give her one and I'm straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Felicity. Kendal

In the good life

Fek me had many. A fantasy. About. Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.....Christ she'd get it!!

Up the chimchimenee or the chimchimcheroo???? Sick puppy!!!! "

What can I say Jinty? I also get hot and bothered watching her in The Sound Of Music....."C'mere hen I'll Edelweiss you just the now!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.....Christ she'd get it!!

Up the chimchimenee or the chimchimcheroo???? Sick puppy!!!!

What can I say Jinty? I also get hot and bothered watching her in The Sound Of Music....."C'mere hen I'll Edelweiss you just the now!!" "

Am sure you trained to be a priest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.....Christ she'd get it!!"

I think thete would be quite a queue of ladies in front of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachael riley,she could countdown the seconds till she is on her back screaming my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.....Christ she'd get it!!

Up the chimchimenee or the chimchimcheroo???? Sick puppy!!!!

What can I say Jinty? I also get hot and bothered watching her in The Sound Of Music....."C'mere hen I'll Edelweiss you just the now!!"

Am sure you trained to be a priest"

Only for a year....then I discovered women and alcohol and the rest as they say is history!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julie Newmar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard Dean Anderson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once again I have to say...

Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall.....

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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Robert Carlisle, he is so not my type but for some reason, hell yes i would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once again I have to say...

Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall..... "
you radio rental? that cunt needs slapped in the fizzog with a wet cod then set about with a pair if hair clippers the scruffy fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once again I have to say...

Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall..... you radio rental? that cunt needs slapped in the fizzog with a wet cod then set about with a pair if hair clippers the scruffy fucker"

Hahahaha....says the pillock in the mankini !!!!! I hear what you say....but I still would....but he'd have to talk to me about sustainable fish sources while we did it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Nicola Sturgeon did it for me tonight in the big debate with her leg flashing......but who do you find yourself incomprehensibly attracted to.

Ooooh Nicky your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind hey Nicky ( yes I know it was Mickey)"
hang on your staring at the long legs of a woman named sturgeon,a sturgeon is a fish,now am i putting 2+2 together and getting 5?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once again I have to say...

Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall..... you radio rental? that cunt needs slapped in the fizzog with a wet cod then set about with a pair if hair clippers the scruffy fucker

Hahahaha....says the pillock in the mankini !!!!! I hear what you say....but I still would....but he'd have to talk to me about sustainable fish sources while we did it.... "
you calling gail a pillock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once again I have to say...

Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall..... you radio rental? that cunt needs slapped in the fizzog with a wet cod then set about with a pair if hair clippers the scruffy fucker

Hahahaha....says the pillock in the mankini !!!!! I hear what you say....but I still would....but he'd have to talk to me about sustainable fish sources while we did it.... you calling gail a pillock? "

Its nice to share...fire it over the Tay and I'll have a go too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once again I have to say...

Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall..... you radio rental? that cunt needs slapped in the fizzog with a wet cod then set about with a pair if hair clippers the scruffy fucker

Hahahaha....says the pillock in the mankini !!!!! I hear what you say....but I still would....but he'd have to talk to me about sustainable fish sources while we did it.... you calling gail a pillock?

Its nice to share...fire it over the Tay and I'll have a go too!!! "
send me your addy and i'll post it to you,and yes i dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once again I have to say...

Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall..... you radio rental? that cunt needs slapped in the fizzog with a wet cod then set about with a pair if hair clippers the scruffy fucker

Hahahaha....says the pillock in the mankini !!!!! I hear what you say....but I still would....but he'd have to talk to me about sustainable fish sources while we did it.... you calling gail a pillock?

Its nice to share...fire it over the Tay and I'll have a go too!!! send me your addy and i'll post it to you,and yes i dare you "

If you post me it....it might have a nasty and unforeseen accident....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Nicola Sturgeon did it for me tonight in the big debate with her leg flashing......but who do you find yourself incomprehensibly attracted to.

Ooooh Nicky your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind hey Nicky ( yes I know it was Mickey)hang on your staring at the long legs of a woman named sturgeon,a sturgeon is a fish,now am i putting 2+2 together and getting 5? "

She's called Nicky the "Chomper" apparently. She can chomp on my goat horn any day.

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman
over a year ago

aberdeen

Simon cowell for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Theresa May. God what is happening to me.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

God there's a chance for us all yet then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".

Ooooh Nicky your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind hey Nicky ( yes I know it was Mickey)"

love that song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone remember 'The Upper Hand' from the 80's? Honor Blackman did it for me in that programme. She played the oldest character.....but that husky voice and big chest.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bugs bunny when he flopped his ears down n pretended to be a girl bunny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone remember 'The Upper Hand' from the 80's? Honor Blackman did it for me in that programme. She played the oldest character.....but that husky voice and big chest..... "

You'll be liking mariella frostrup off Radio 4 and vivky Butler Henderson off the motoring progs. Husky babes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone remember 'The Upper Hand' from the 80's? Honor Blackman did it for me in that programme. She played the oldest character.....but that husky voice and big chest.....

You'll be liking mariella frostrup off Radio 4 and vivky Butler Henderson off the motoring progs. Husky babes!"

Yep, guilty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use to fancy Mathew Wright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about wee Nicola that gets me too

I'd also like to dominate and fuck Gail Sheridan. She doesn't head in but I'd like to punish her

Others include Amanda Holden, Cheryl Cole, and a plethora of others that get on my nerves but I would bend them over and punish them before Final Penetration

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Something about wee Nicola that gets me too

I'd also like to dominate and fuck Gail Sheridan. She doesn't head in but I'd like to punish her

Others include Amanda Holden, Cheryl Cole, and a plethora of others that get on my nerves but I would bend them over and punish them before Final Penetration "

I think you need to start a "people we would like to dominate post". Could be interesting.

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