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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would you do if you could have a full day of being the opposite sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with my cock all day just to see what it is really like to be a wanker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Play with my cock all day just to see what it is really like to be a wanker "

good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully I wouldn't be on my period...that would just fucking suck!

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By *esignergeekMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Spend ages deciding what to wear, give up, go back to bed naked and play with myself all day long.

(Probably. I’d be too feart to go find a bloke and see what sex for the other side is *really* like. Doubt I could do it without laughing.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a dildo so when someone tells me to go fuck myself i can say"i just did"

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By *aintmikeMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Play with my cock all day just to see what it is really like to be a wanker

good one! "

Ha ha ha Ha ha,,,,thats made my day thanks for such a laugh,,,,,Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone all my friends and tell them to come round to experience why women all go to the toilet in groups like wilder beasts. Then I'd get ready to go out, but by the time I actually got ready it'd be midnight and I'd turn back into a pumpkin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play with my cock all day just to see what it is really like to be a wanker "

Lmao brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would play with my man bits all morning then strut around the house scratching my balls, farting and throwing it in the wife's face.

I would go out and whistle at every tidy bit of stuff that walks past. If they don't smile back I will call them a lesbian. Then head to the pub with my mates for a all day session. When I get chucked out the pub I will head to the local Indian for a feast for one. Get home and eat my Indian while watching porn and fall asleep with it on my chest.

Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. Well except the farting and throwing it bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would play with my man bits all morning then strut around the house scratching my balls, farting and throwing it in the wife's face.

I would go out and whistle at every tidy bit of stuff that walks past. If they don't smile back I will call them a lesbian. Then head to the pub with my mates for a all day session. When I get chucked out the pub I will head to the local Indian for a feast for one. Get home and eat my Indian while watching porn and fall asleep with it on my chest.

Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. Well except the farting and throwing it bit "
as far as the fartings concerned dont you do that anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up have a whinge, leave my clothes lying. Around, leave my make up lying. Around. Leave my shoes. Lying. Around

Jump. On car drive in middle. Lane all the way nope I'm not moving. For any Fucker today cos I have tits

Get to work. Flirt all day with. Male colleagues. Show them just enough. Leg

But not to much, drive home again. Yip middle. Lane flash my tits to truckers( sorry dlt I know. This feels weird. For me too) home expect dinner flop about on couch with remote. Glued to hand, soaps, women. Having. Babies, women. Having. Sex in a city bed no sex for partner. Too tired after a long day flirting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as far as the fartings concerned dont you do that anyway? "

Of course I don't I'm a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id go get my hair done followed by a spa then a massage then go spend some money on nice clothes new make up then book a holiday cos thats what u do when ur a woman ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get up have a whinge, leave my clothes lying. Around, leave my make up lying. Around. Leave my shoes. Lying. Around

Jump. On car drive in middle. Lane all the way nope I'm not moving. For any Fucker today cos I have tits

Get to work. Flirt all day with. Male colleagues. Show them just enough. Leg

But not to much, drive home again. Yip middle. Lane flash my tits to truckers( sorry dlt I know. This feels weird. For me too) home expect dinner flop about on couch with remote. Glued to hand, soaps, women. Having. Babies, women. Having. Sex in a city bed no sex for partner. Too tired after a long day flirting "

This guy is the fucking Messiah.....follow him and benefit from his wisdom. All hail THE MESSIAH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as far as the fartings concerned dont you do that anyway?

Of course I don't I'm a lady "

Ha ha ha ha, even ladies fart, and from what I can ascertain the quieter they are the worse they are, the lady not the fart .... Ohhhh forget it

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Play with my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get up have a whinge, leave my clothes lying. Around, leave my make up lying. Around. Leave my shoes. Lying. Around

Jump. On car drive in middle. Lane all the way nope I'm not moving. For any Fucker today cos I have tits

Get to work. Flirt all day with. Male colleagues. Show them just enough. Leg

But not to much, drive home again. Yip middle. Lane flash my tits to truckers( sorry dlt I know. This feels weird. For me too) home expect dinner flop about on couch with remote. Glued to hand, soaps, women. Having. Babies, women. Having. Sex in a city bed no sex for partner. Too tired after a long day flirting

This guy is the fucking Messiah.....follow him and benefit from his wisdom. All hail THE MESSIAH!!!"

Agreed and the way he nailed the punctuation, I'm not convinced he's not a woman in drag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play with my boobs "

But Furry you can play with mine any time,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you do if you could have a full day of being the opposite sex"

I would be you lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I'd spend all day sending witty and intelligent messages to women ( after I'd read their profiles ) to get no replys ..... While wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd spend all day sending witty and intelligent messages to women ( after I'd read their profiles ) to get no replys ..... While wanking "

You said you wouldn't tell anyone about my dirty little secret JC!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'd spend all day sending witty and intelligent messages to women ( after I'd read their profiles ) to get no replys ..... While wanking

You said you wouldn't tell anyone about my dirty little secret JC!! "

I said intelligent

Sorry couldn't help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd spend all day sending witty and intelligent messages to women ( after I'd read their profiles ) to get no replys ..... While wanking

You said you wouldn't tell anyone about my dirty little secret JC!!

I said intelligent

Sorry couldn't help myself "

I asked for that......I suppose!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd spend all day sending witty and intelligent messages to women ( after I'd read their profiles ) to get no replys ..... While wanking

You said you wouldn't tell anyone about my dirty little secret JC!!

I said intelligent

Sorry couldn't help myself "
not the first time you couldnt help yourself is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message fab fem for a meet as she only meets females

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as far as the fartings concerned dont you do that anyway?

Of course I don't I'm a lady

Ha ha ha ha, even ladies fart, and from what I can ascertain the quieter they are the worse they are, the lady not the fart .... Ohhhh forget it "

Not me I just burp instead haha ok I don't actually burp. I let rip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What would you do if you could have a full day of being the opposite sex

I would be you lol "

Can you be me tomorrow then. The bathroom needs cleaned and all my hair is stuck in the bloody plug hole so you will need to sort that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you do if you could have a full day of being the opposite sex

I would be you lol

Can you be me tomorrow then. The bathroom needs cleaned and all my hair is stuck in the bloody plug hole so you will need to sort that "

Sure that should only take an hour so I will still have plenty of time to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd spend all day sending witty and intelligent messages to women ( after I'd read their profiles ) to get no replys ..... While wanking "

Hey do you think your me ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What would you do if you could have a full day of being the opposite sex

I would be you lol

Can you be me tomorrow then. The bathroom needs cleaned and all my hair is stuck in the bloody plug hole so you will need to sort that

Sure that should only take an hour so I will still have plenty of time to myself "

You haven't seen how much hair is in the plug hole. You could make a wig out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would play with my man bits all morning then strut around the house scratching my balls, farting and throwing it in the wife's face.

I would go out and whistle at every tidy bit of stuff that walks past. If they don't smile back I will call them a lesbian. Then head to the pub with my mates for a all day session. When I get chucked out the pub I will head to the local Indian for a feast for one. Get home and eat my Indian while watching porn and fall asleep with it on my chest.

Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. Well except the farting and throwing it bit "
pmsl

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'd spend all day sending witty and intelligent messages to women ( after I'd read their profiles ) to get no replys ..... While wanking

Hey do you think your me ? "

Hey.... I can only try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be a lesbian x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get this thread at all

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I don't get this thread at all "
mikki your so funny luv it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't get this thread at all "

It's a simple question. Would you rather be a man or a woman if you were reincarnated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get this thread at all

It's a simple question. Would you rather be a man or a woman if you were reincarnated"

Can I come back as you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for a day would love to feel what it's like just to be a man sliding into a women and have a blow job

Love the farting and burping bit lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't get this thread at all

It's a simple question. Would you rather be a man or a woman if you were reincarnated

Can I come back as you? "

Mikki, me or both of us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get this thread at all

It's a simple question. Would you rather be a man or a woman if you were reincarnated

Can I come back as you?

Mikki, me or both of us? "

You silly (no offence Mikki) lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't get this thread at all

It's a simple question. Would you rather be a man or a woman if you were reincarnated

Can I come back as you?

Mikki, me or both of us?

You silly (no offence Mikki) lol"

Just checking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Just checking "

A more sensitive soul than I might be offended by that! Since you know my dream woman personally I'll let it slide.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Just checking

A more sensitive soul than I might be offended by that! Since you know my dream woman personally I'll let it slide. "

I know your dream woman alright. It's meeeeeeeee!!!!!!! thanks for telling everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I know your dream woman alright. It's meeeeeeeee!!!!!!! thanks for telling everyone "

So much for keeping confidences...I'm cut to the bone as well as being terrified that Boywonder might out out a contract on my life in a fit of jealous rage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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I know your dream woman alright. It's meeeeeeeee!!!!!!! thanks for telling everyone

So much for keeping confidences...I'm cut to the bone as well as being terrified that Boywonder might out out a contract on my life in a fit of jealous rage! "

Shhh! Its fine. I told him I'm not marrying him. He's over me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get this thread at all

It's a simple question. Would you rather be a man or a woman if you were reincarnated

Can I come back as you?

Mikki, me or both of us?

lol none taken

You silly (no offence Mikki) lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Shhh! Its fine. I told him I'm not marrying him. He's over me now "

I'll still be checking my bed at night for severed horses heads! Oh and my divorce isn't finalised yet so I can't marry you, can we just live in sin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Shhh! Its fine. I told him I'm not marrying him. He's over me now

I'll still be checking my bed at night for severed horses heads! Oh and my divorce isn't finalised yet so I can't marry you, can we just live in sin? "

We will need to because I'm married too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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We will need to because I'm married too"

God it's such a cruel and unjust world! Since you are spoken for I think, as heartbreaking as it is, I will have to continue my search for my ideal woman elsewhere! Heartbroken I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Shhh! Its fine. I told him I'm not marrying him. He's over me now

I'll still be checking my bed at night for severed horses heads! Oh and my divorce isn't finalised yet so I can't marry you, can we just live in sin?

We will need to because I'm married too"
seeing as you have been turned down can i take his place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I know your dream woman alright. It's meeeeeeeee!!!!!!! thanks for telling everyone

So much for keeping confidences...I'm cut to the bone as well as being terrified that Boywonder might out out a contract on my life in a fit of jealous rage!

Shhh! Its fine. I told him I'm not marrying him. He's over me now "
nope am heart broken now ozzie your a dead man

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


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We will need to because I'm married too

God it's such a cruel and unjust world! Since you are spoken for I think, as heartbreaking as it is, I will have to continue my search for my ideal woman elsewhere! Heartbroken I am "

Pfft so much for our undying love......

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman
over a year ago

aberdeen

Be a man have a wank then have a full night of sex

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman
over a year ago

aberdeen

Be a man have a wank then have a full night of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Pfft so much for our undying love...... "

JC you know I only have eyes for you! It was all that FabFems fault, she's a temptress, a scarlet woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Pfft so much for our undying love......

JC you know I only have eyes for you! It was all that FabFems fault, she's a temptress, a scarlet woman "

Heard that that's not what you were whispering in my ear late last night. You loved me, I was the only woman for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Pfft so much for our undying love......

JC you know I only have eyes for you! It was all that FabFems fault, she's a temptress, a scarlet woman

Heard that that's not what you were whispering in my ear late last night. You loved me, I was the only woman for you "
Haha you should have stayed with me I would never say they things about you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Pfft so much for our undying love......

JC you know I only have eyes for you! It was all that FabFems fault, she's a temptress, a scarlet woman

Heard that that's not what you were whispering in my ear late last night. You loved me, I was the only woman for you Haha you should have stayed with me I would never say they things about you "

No but I would have been a sister wife. Don't fancy that ether. Guess I will just have to stick to the man I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Pfft so much for our undying love......

JC you know I only have eyes for you! It was all that FabFems fault, she's a temptress, a scarlet woman

Heard that that's not what you were whispering in my ear late last night. You loved me, I was the only woman for you Haha you should have stayed with me I would never say they things about you

No but I would have been a sister wife. Don't fancy that ether. Guess I will just have to stick to the man I have "
aww he is a lucky man and hope he knows it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Pfft so much for our undying love......

JC you know I only have eyes for you! It was all that FabFems fault, she's a temptress, a scarlet woman

Heard that that's not what you were whispering in my ear late last night. You loved me, I was the only woman for you Haha you should have stayed with me I would never say they things about you

No but I would have been a sister wife. Don't fancy that ether. Guess I will just have to stick to the man I have aww he is a lucky man and hope he knows it xx"

Ignore these 2 & come get a glass of vino with me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Heard that that's not what you were whispering in my ear late last night. You loved me, I was the only woman for you "

My reputation and standing within the Fab community is now trashed, people will now view me as some sort of Casanova mad shagger with no principals and the morals of an alley cat. I have no option but to end it all! Thank you FabFemale you wanton hussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Heard that that's not what you were whispering in my ear late last night. You loved me, I was the only woman for you

My reputation and standing within the Fab community is now trashed, people will now view me as some sort of Casanova mad shagger with no principals and the morals of an alley cat. I have no option but to end it all! Thank you FabFemale you wanton hussy! "
That will teach you to cut my grass then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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That will teach you to cut my grass then "

I'm the innocent party in this whole affair, a poor bystander unwittingly caught up in a steamy love triangle. I want my mammy, this shit is starting to get scary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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That will teach you to cut my grass then

I'm the innocent party in this whole affair, a poor bystander unwittingly caught up in a steamy love triangle. I want my mammy, this shit is starting to get scary! "
HAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Heard that that's not what you were whispering in my ear late last night. You loved me, I was the only woman for you

My reputation and standing within the Fab community is now trashed, people will now view me as some sort of Casanova mad shagger with no principals and the morals of an alley cat. I have no option but to end it all! Thank you FabFemale you wanton hussy! "

You wish you were a Casanova

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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You wish you were a Casanova "

Noooooo not me, need balls of brass to match some of his antics!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You wish you were a Casanova

Noooooo not me, need balls of brass to match some of his antics!"

Don't fancy meeting him if he has brass balls would be a bit sore banging against my.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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You wish you were a Casanova

Noooooo not me, need balls of brass to match some of his antics!

Don't fancy meeting him if he has brass balls would be a bit sore banging against my......... "

You madam would make a docker blush!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You madam would make a docker blush!! "

Thanks

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