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stuck. in a lift. with the person. above

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bit of fun for a rainy. Day

Play nice children!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of fun for a rainy. Day

Play nice children!! "

Couldn't possibly say though kissing to start of with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit of fun for a rainy. Day

Play nice children!!

Couldn't possibly say though kissing to start of with "
tease her with. A truncheon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him where he gets his unique collection of boxer shorts from!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He would blank me and I would be facing the corner,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He would blank me and I would be facing the corner,"

Tap you on the shoulder to get you to turn round and stop hiding that awesome boobage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He would blank me and I would be facing the corner,"

Not true as that would be the height if bad manners!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give you a huge booby cuddle,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perform my best motor boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give you a huge booby cuddle,"

Awesome - I love a good cuddle and give great hugs, and boobies so it's a double win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would try open the lift doors ooops sorry SOT thats your cleavage my hand is jammed in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make polite witty small talk whilst hopping for rescue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He would blank me and I would be facing the corner,

Not true as that would be the height if bad manners!"

I was joking, maybe us both being stuck in a small space, u would maybe find am not a bunny boiler, and I know u are a cute guy,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would try open the lift doors ooops sorry SOT thats your cleavage my hand is jammed in "

Hahaha when my bra is on its kind of hard to prise them apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diddy ride lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a better look at her tattoo

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

Hope it's for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a conversation about whatever pops into my head at the time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably pass out if she's wearing her black velvet cape!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably pass out if she's wearing her black velvet cape!! "

Lol! I could totally say I'm just taking a break from my superhero/vampire duties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get a better look at her tattoo"

Lol what one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He would blank me and I would be facing the corner,

Not true as that would be the height if bad manners!

I was joking, maybe us both being stuck in a small space, u would maybe find am not a bunny boiler, and I know u are a cute guy,"

She would prob kill me due to the new mankini

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ask him if he fancies. A game. Of scrabble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did say I was going to suffocate you with my boobs,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did say I was going to suffocate you with my boobs, "
what away too go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did say I was going to suffocate you with my boobs, what away too go"

Im robin

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I did say I was going to suffocate you with my boobs, "

Discuss world politics...... Or hot men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One under each boob,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did say I was going to suffocate you with my boobs,

Discuss world politics...... Or hot men "

Erm...............hot men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask him if he fancies. A game. Of scrabble "
is that cause I canny spell and you would win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask him if he fancies. A game. Of scrabble is that cause I canny spell and you would win "

That's ok if u loose I will give u a hug,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask him if he fancies. A game. Of scrabble is that cause I canny spell and you would win

That's ok if u loose I will give u a hug,"
aww xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lover of lifts....so I'll be hoping there's a bottle of voddy in yer handbag Mrs dlt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stare open mouthed at ur boobs

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By *ogue78Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *ogue78Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ask him to stop waving that bloody thing around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a lover of lifts....so I'll be hoping there's a bottle of voddy in yer handbag Mrs dlt!!! "

Of course the lift is going up to a party,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have a game of naked twister!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put our great minds to work and work out how to get two woman in there with us

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By *ogue78Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Have a game of naked twister!! "

Small space, but there definitely has to be women involved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If it was the lady. In the pink. Wig

Would. Give her a good snog. ( but she has been nawty)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Stuck with jack? There are worse people to be stuck with

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Ask if he has any cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask if he has any cake "

fart and hide in the corner

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By *ockandhishenCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire


"Ask if he has any cake

fart and hide in the corner "

Spk about hot profile pics nudge nudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if it's cock or hen that's in the lift,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would easily if it was the fem off the couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" would easily if it was the fem off the couple "
get him to show me the pictures on his phone ......

Of his car of course !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinch a cheeky "winch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pinch a cheeky "winch" "

Pinch one straight back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pinch a cheeky "winch"

Pinch one straight back "
inspect her cleavage closely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Nab some photos then egg them onto second base

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By *ockandhishenCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire


"Depends if it's cock or hen that's in the lift,"

Its hen!

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman
over a year ago

aberdeen


"... Nab some photos then egg them onto second base

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Ask to see his muscles up closely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her if Papa Smurf is really as big a prick as he comes across as!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hug him then say let's play hid the penny,

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Snuggle up in the corner with mrs sexontap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snuggle up in the corner with mrs sexontap "

No wayyyyyy...he's pure dead mental!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hug him then say let's play hid the penny, "

lol what's hide the penny involve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snuggle up in the corner with mrs sexontap

No wayyyyyy...he's pure dead mental!!! "
in that case id have to snuggle up with kok

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By *ockandhishenCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire


"Ask her if Papa Smurf is really as big a prick as he comes across as! "

Depends on who papa smurf is!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Snuggle up in the corner with mrs sexontap

No wayyyyyy...he's pure dead mental!!! "

Cheeky cow!! Be fine as long as you haven't got the eu clothes mountain with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owwwwww run my fingers all over his Furry body yummy,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hug him then say let's play hid the penny,

lol what's hide the penny involve?"

I hid the penny then u find it and put it in the slot,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" would easily if it was the fem off the couple get him to show me the pictures on his phone ......

Of his car of course !! "

Just drop me your email and I will easily show you them Shelley lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Discuss. Sports cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Discuss. Sports cars"

Play tonsil hockey,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Play. Hide the sausage

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

Play find the sausage K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play find the sausage K x"

Fucking pray that the lift engineer doesn't put in an appearance for a good few hours....at least 4

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo Kissing, licking sucking lol K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play. Hide the sausage "

Mmm I like to sook a sausage first,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooooooooooooooooooooooooo Kissing, licking sucking lol K x "

I was thinking we could have a blether about Northern Soul, The Jam and The Who for those couple of hours? ha ha ha ha ha ha aye right!!

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

Sounds good though eh???? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get oot the lift u two, captain Jack and I are playing

Lol

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

Can we not share it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds good though eh???? lol "

Mrs K it sounds divine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we not share it lol "

Oh yes sounds a good idea,

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

Woohoo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woohoo x"

can i get involved here...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woohoo x

can i get involved here...?"

If I can touch your chest,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woohoo x

can i get involved here...?

If I can touch your chest,"

you cN touch ANYTHING you like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woohoo x

can i get involved here...?

If I can touch your chest,

you cN touch ANYTHING you like! "

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm now where should I start,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be fun"

i hope you are getting involved too ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be fun

i hope you are getting involved too ;-p"

Just keep it stuck thanks very much......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be fun

i hope you are getting involved too ;-p

Just keep it stuck thanks very much...... "

oh my god.... im in my element. im never leaving this lift!!!

anyone fancy watching me on skype?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting the f out of said lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting the f out of said lift "

Have you turned round? Were you not facing West yesterday????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting the f out of said lift

Have you turned round? Were you not facing West yesterday???? "

Jinty we're missing a Cary Grant double bill...let's get the feck out of this lift!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting the f out of said lift

Have you turned round? Were you not facing West yesterday????

Jinty we're missing a Cary Grant double bill...let's get the feck out of this lift!! "

Oz what was the one with Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr and they agreed to meet at the top of the Empire State Building in a year and she got ill.... Major tear jerker with a lift.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting the f out of said lift

Have you turned round? Were you not facing West yesterday????

Jinty we're missing a Cary Grant double bill...let's get the feck out of this lift!!

Oz what was the one with Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr and they agreed to meet at the top of the Empire State Building in a year and she got ill.... Major tear jerker with a lift..... "

Oh my God I'm welling up just thinking about that!! Does anyone have a hankie and who wants to give me a consoling hug????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beer?"

Guinness.....if you're offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting the f out of said lift

Have you turned round? Were you not facing West yesterday????

Jinty we're missing a Cary Grant double bill...let's get the feck out of this lift!!

Oz what was the one with Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr and they agreed to meet at the top of the Empire State Building in a year and she got ill.... Major tear jerker with a lift.....

Oh my God I'm welling up just thinking about that!! Does anyone have a hankie and who wants to give me a consoling hug???? "

Her legs went did they not??? Sniff xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snuggle up in the corner with mrs sexontap

No wayyyyyy...he's pure dead mental!!!

Cheeky cow!! Be fine as long as you haven't got the eu clothes mountain with you "

As if!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beer?

Guinness.....if you're offering "

I quite like Guinness.

Bx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh....don't drink too much you lot! You're stuck in a lift remember!!!! With nae bucket!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Ask if I could borrow her lippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got sandwiches Steph....could be a long night! Does this lift smell of Guiness to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got sandwiches Steph....could be a long night! Does this lift smell of Guiness to you? "
if its a weegie lift it'll certainly no smell of guiness thays for sure

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Have you got sandwiches Steph....could be a long night! Does this lift smell of Guiness to you? "

If you've got the soup definitely smells of something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs ...don't mention the weegies!!!! You know who'll appear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs ...don't mention the weegies!!!! You know who'll appear! "
who who who?.......SANTA

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

talk about baby name for the new dinosaur....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...he is auld wi a beard....so aye!!!

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ffs ...don't mention the weegies!!!! You know who'll appear! who who who?.......SANTA"

mr dlt....how did you get here?...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well...he is auld wi a beard....so aye!!! "
furry's not that old(dunno if he's even got a beard lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs ...don't mention the weegies!!!! You know who'll appear! who who who?.......SANTA

mr dlt....how did you get here?...lol

"
via the take that express......could it be magic lalalalalala

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Take pics of him in his mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take pics of him in his mankini "
you already did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did "

Take that mankind off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beer?

Guinness.....if you're offering

I quite like Guinness.

Bx"

You get the 1st shout, I'll get the 2nd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off "
nuuuuuutttttt

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off nuuuuuutttttt "

Give him an early birthday present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off nuuuuuutttttt

Give him an early birthday present "

Keep my "promise" from the Camping social!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off nuuuuuutttttt

Give him an early birthday present

Keep my "promise" from the Camping social! "

Make him watch a mmmf without joining in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off nuuuuuutttttt

Give him an early birthday present

Keep my "promise" from the Camping social!

Make him watch a mmmf without joining in "
just tie him to a chair,he'd have no ficking option but to watch then lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off nuuuuuutttttt

Give him an early birthday present

Keep my "promise" from the Camping social!

Make him watch a mmmf without joining in "

That is without question the most evil thing anyone has ever said to me....so much for love!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off nuuuuuutttttt

Give him an early birthday present

Keep my "promise" from the Camping social!

Make him watch a mmmf without joining in

That is without question the most evil thing anyone has ever said to me....so much for love!! "

So is the wedding off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off nuuuuuutttttt

Give him an early birthday present

Keep my "promise" from the Camping social!

Make him watch a mmmf without joining in

That is without question the most evil thing anyone has ever said to me....so much for love!!

So is the wedding off "

Nah...but only if you promise to do a gangbang with me, the best man and the ushers....whilst wearing a nuns habit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off nuuuuuutttttt

Give him an early birthday present

Keep my "promise" from the Camping social!

Make him watch a mmmf without joining in

That is without question the most evil thing anyone has ever said to me....so much for love!!

So is the wedding off

Nah...but only if you promise to do a gangbang with me, the best man and the ushers....whilst wearing a nuns habit "
can i be an usher?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off nuuuuuutttttt

Give him an early birthday present

Keep my "promise" from the Camping social!

Make him watch a mmmf without joining in

That is without question the most evil thing anyone has ever said to me....so much for love!!

So is the wedding off

Nah...but only if you promise to do a gangbang with me, the best man and the ushers....whilst wearing a nuns habit can i be an usher? "

Woohoo the perfect wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off nuuuuuutttttt

Give him an early birthday present

Keep my "promise" from the Camping social!

Make him watch a mmmf without joining in

That is without question the most evil thing anyone has ever said to me....so much for love!!

So is the wedding off

Nah...but only if you promise to do a gangbang with me, the best man and the ushers....whilst wearing a nuns habit can i be an usher? "

Chief Usher DLT....just nae mankini though eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off nuuuuuutttttt

Give him an early birthday present

Keep my "promise" from the Camping social!

Make him watch a mmmf without joining in

That is without question the most evil thing anyone has ever said to me....so much for love!!

So is the wedding off

Nah...but only if you promise to do a gangbang with me, the best man and the ushers....whilst wearing a nuns habit can i be an usher?

Chief Usher DLT....just nae mankini though eh? "
i'll wear a suit then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off nuuuuuutttttt

Give him an early birthday present

Keep my "promise" from the Camping social!

Make him watch a mmmf without joining in

That is without question the most evil thing anyone has ever said to me....so much for love!!

So is the wedding off

Nah...but only if you promise to do a gangbang with me, the best man and the ushers....whilst wearing a nuns habit can i be an usher?

Chief Usher DLT....just nae mankini though eh? i'll wear a suit then "

If Justcutie has her way....we'll no be wearing them for long anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take pics of him in his mankini you already did

Take that mankind off nuuuuuutttttt

Give him an early birthday present

Keep my "promise" from the Camping social!

Make him watch a mmmf without joining in

That is without question the most evil thing anyone has ever said to me....so much for love!!

So is the wedding off

Nah...but only if you promise to do a gangbang with me, the best man and the ushers....whilst wearing a nuns habit can i be an usher?

Chief Usher DLT....just nae mankini though eh? i'll wear a suit then

If Justcutie has her way....we'll no be wearing them for long anyway "
i was on about my birthday suit anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find out all about eddie stobbart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Find out all about eddie stobbart"
get f@#$&d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nawww a just always wanted to drive a rig man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nawww a just always wanted to drive a rig man "

Take those underpants off and let my mouth do the talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to put my lips round those lush boobs mmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love to put my lips round those lush boobs mmmmm. "

Would defo need to have a spank of that sexy bum

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

In best joey voice:

How YOU doin'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could defoe enjoy that fun mmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ask him were. He is hiding. And ask him how much. He really. Made from buying. Rangers!!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Could defoe enjoy that fun mmm "
bite that bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Please "
turn him around so i can see the front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please and you can enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting the f out of said lift

Have you turned round? Were you not facing West yesterday???? "

It all depend on which way the wind is blowing

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

can u still not press the right button

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Forgot to ask which floor Heather know it's a good view though

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Discuss cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Discuss diesel. Prices

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Teach him how NOT to put so many full stops in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steal his cake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Steal his cake lol "
Try to escape am sure sh is for killing me

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Point and laugh as LMN gets him with her strap on!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Point and laugh as LMN gets him with her strap on!! "
consumate our marriage

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Ask if you have your measuring tape with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Discuss. Makeup!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Discuss. Makeup!! "
dad dance in front of the mirror

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Discuss. Makeup!! "
strip you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Discuss. Makeup!! strip you "
share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Discuss. Makeup!! strip you share "
Give my mammy a cuddle

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Discuss. Makeup!! strip you share Give my mammy a cuddle "
Aww son come get a Boobie hug from mamma

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go again "
ask hime how i get hairs on my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him to eat more cow and neeps and drink brown beer.....p.s. where do those pants get purchased lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Explain to Jim how real men get hairy chests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuggle up to his chest,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *unter_hoodMan
over a year ago

uk


"Snuggle up to his chest,"

id be snuggling up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck in the lift with a big nightmare!

I would be cowering in the corner crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuck in the lift with a big nightmare!

I would be cowering in the corner crying "
ask her to marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuck in the lift with a big nightmare!

I would be cowering in the corner crying "

Give her a comforting cuddle, reassure her that big nightmare won't harm her whilst craftily trying to get a sneak peak at her cleavage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuck in the lift with a big nightmare!

I would be cowering in the corner crying "
id be making sure we would be stuck in lift. . For quite a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be fighting you three off me by the looks of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be fighting you three off me by the looks of it "

I know my place, I'll stand aside and let the other 2 battle to the death for your affections......anyone know where that Scottish Widows woman went??

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be fighting you three off me by the looks of it

I know my place, I'll stand aside and let the other 2 battle to the death for your affections......anyone know where that Scottish Widows woman went?? "

You know I know fine well where she is

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