FabSwingers.com forum: Random Thought

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its been said many a time that i post the first thing the pops in to my head so thought i would do a random thought Thread feel free to join in.

My random thought is why is a dildo called a dildo ?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

cos it would be daft calling it a tractor!!

Why is the sky blue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"cos it would be daft calling it a tractor!!

Why is the sky blue?"

because it reflects the sea

if 2 is company and 3 is a crowed what is 4,5 and 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a handsoap shaped as a dildo, stuck to the sink so you give it a quick stroke when washing your hands.

I kinda want one for the novelty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw a handsoap shaped as a dildo, stuck to the sink so you give it a quick stroke when washing your hands.

I kinda want one for the novelty

Lx"

explain that to the kids lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cos it would be daft calling it a tractor!!

Why is the sky blue?

because it reflects the sea

if 2 is company and 3 is a crowed what is 4,5 and 6 "
a great night out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/07/14 17:48:37]"

You offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cos it would be daft calling it a tractor!!

Why is the sky blue?

because it reflects the sea

if 2 is company and 3 is a crowed what is 4,5 and 6 "

a gang bang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a handsoap shaped as a dildo, stuck to the sink so you give it a quick stroke when washing your hands.

I kinda want one for the novelty

explain that to the kids lmao

Hahaha! As if I'd use it at home

It would be taken to fab parties of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw a handsoap shaped as a dildo, stuck to the sink so you give it a quick stroke when washing your hands.

I kinda want one for the novelty

explain that to the kids lmao

Hahaha! As if I'd use it at home

It would be taken to fab parties of course

Lx"

We would have some nutter using it for real lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cos it would be daft calling it a tractor!!

Why is the sky blue?

because it reflects the sea

if 2 is company and 3 is a crowed what is 4,5 and 6 "
a gang bang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The person that discovered that cows gave milk what did they think they were doing to the cow and why did they drink it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushrooms. Why?! Bleurgh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mushrooms. Why?! Bleurgh"
I HATE Mushrooms

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Its been said many a time that i post the first thing the pops in to my head so thought i would do a random thought Thread feel free to join in.

My random thought is why is a dildo called a dildo ?

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ohhh shit mine is I need a good shag lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Mushrooms. Why?! BleurghI HATE Mushrooms

Why does DLT love a mankini so much??

and what idiot invented the damn thing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the image of mr dlt in his mankini lol was soo funny tho!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pin wheels....that is all!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm tired, can I have pizza for dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it a bird is it a plane .... fuck forgot the rest

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By *ikchattyfellahMan
over a year ago

Greenock

if 2 is company and 3 is a crowed what is 4,5 and 6 "

Increased chances!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone ever seen a baby pigeon?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Is it a bird is it a plane .... fuck forgot the rest

Some super hero you turned out to be

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By *ikchattyfellahMan
over a year ago

Greenock

"Its been said many a time that i post the first thing the pops in to my head so thought i would do a random thought Thread feel free to join in.

My random thought is why is a dildo called a dildo ?

ohhh shit mine is I need a good shag lol

Don't we all?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Its been said many a time that i post the first thing the pops in to my head so thought i would do a random thought Thread feel free to join in.

My random thought is why is a dildo called a dildo ?

Wikipedia has some good theories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are knickers called a pair when there is only one,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are knickers called a pair when there is only one,"

Thats a good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank hun,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are knickers called a pair when there is only one,"

That has always completely baffled me!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are knickers called a pair when there is only one,"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kilts. I think only a very, very small percentage of guys can wear them and look good. Even then, my opinion on them is sketchy lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Why are knickers called a pair when there is only one,

A pair of leg holes???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kilts. I think only a very, very small percentage of guys can wear them and look good. Even then, my opinion on them is sketchy lol "

Really? - I love wearing a black kilt mine with my converse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why's a building called a building when its complete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope lol cant stand them and the more I think of them, the more I dislike them! Argh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are knickers called a pair when there is only one,

That has always completely baffled me!! lol"

What knickers have always baffled you,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are knickers called a pair when there is only one,

A pair of leg holes???

But there is a hole at the top so that makes 3 holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they put a use by dste on sour cream?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if you could would you suck your own cock would it still count as masturbation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/07/14 00:46:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are knickers called a pair when there is only one,

That has always completely baffled me!! lol

What knickers have always baffled you,

No knickers just usually infuriate, hamper and frustrate me in equal measure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a handsoap shaped as a dildo, stuck to the sink so you give it a quick stroke when washing your hands.

I kinda want one for the novelty

Lx"

Im on ebay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I tell you what infuriates me bra's can never get one to fit. I mean unfasten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tell you what infuriates me bra's can never get one to fit. I mean unfasten

One hand, in under 2 seconds.....20 years of dedicated training to get there though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tell you what infuriates me bra's can never get one to fit. I mean unfasten

One hand, in under 2 seconds.....20 years of dedicated training to get there though

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Telling you tried everything angle grinders hack saws the lot fuckers don't budge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tell you what infuriates me bra's can never get one to fit. I mean unfasten

One hand, in under 2 seconds.....20 years of dedicated training to get there though

Telling you tried everything angle grinders hack saws the lot fuckers don't budge "

Patience young Jedi in the end you will master it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tell you what infuriates me bra's can never get one to fit. I mean unfasten

One hand, in under 2 seconds.....20 years of dedicated training to get there though

Telling you tried everything angle grinders hack saws the lot fuckers don't budge

Patience young Jedi in the end you will master it!"
they end up getting bored and doing it them self is either that or the axe scares them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tell you what infuriates me bra's can never get one to fit. I mean unfasten

One hand, in under 2 seconds.....20 years of dedicated training to get there though

Telling you tried everything angle grinders hack saws the lot fuckers don't budge

Patience young Jedi in the end you will master it!"

Don't you mean...Patience young Jedi, master it in the end, you will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why is it a blow job when you suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tell you what infuriates me bra's can never get one to fit. I mean unfasten

One hand, in under 2 seconds.....20 years of dedicated training to get there though

Bet it would take u longer to get mine off,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are boobs so fascinating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are boobs so fascinating

They aren't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are boobs so fascinating

They aren't

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aye they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are boobs so fascinating

They aren't

aye they are

Trust me they ain't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in this heat anyway! Sweaty boobies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in this heat anyway! Sweaty boobies...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

whats the difference between jam and marmalade

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

were does tat other sock go ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Why is it a blow job when you suck

Because the guy knows his wife would do the opposite from what she was told

( i'll be in hiding for a while )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cos it would be daft calling it a tractor!!

Why is the sky blue?

because it reflects the sea

if 2 is company and 3 is a crowed what is 4,5 and 6 "

But that's not why the sky is blue.

if 2 is company and 3 is a crowed what is 4,5 and 6?

15 :D

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By *rjandmrskCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

"whats the difference between jam and marmalade

marmalade is rank jam is not lol. K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats the difference between jam and marmalade

You can't marmalade a cock up a girls arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"whats the difference between jam and marmalade

You can't marmalade a cock up a girls arse"
LMAO at this

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