FabSwingers.com forum: Google translate. What if it translated woman talk?

By *mudg3r OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Translate is a great app. But what if it knew what a woman was really saying? Eg

1. Darling. I don't know whether to buy this dress or that one.

GT. Darling. Buy me these two dresses.

2. I've just saved £50 in the sale.

GT. I've just spent £150 on an item I don't need.

3. Does my bum look big in this?

GT. would you prefer your testicles to remain attached to your body?

4. I won't be a minute

GT. I won't be a minute.

Ladies. You know we love you for it.

Any other examples?

xx smudge

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By *mudg3r OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ok. Not as spellbinding as I thought it might be. Must try harder.

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By *aucy MikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh you're a brave man lol. What was that you said about keeping your testies attached?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M- What's wrong?

F- Nothing. I'm Fine.

GT- I'm really not fine, and you'd better bloody well realise what you've done to bring this about FAST or it's gonna go nuclear up in here.

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By *mudg3r OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"M- What's wrong?

F- Nothing. I'm Fine.

GT- I'm really not fine, and you'd better bloody well realise what you've done to bring this about FAST or it's gonna go nuclear up in here. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"M- What's wrong?

F- Nothing. I'm Fine.

GT- I'm really not fine, and you'd better bloody well realise what you've done to bring this about FAST or it's gonna go nuclear up in here. "

Exactly how I'm feeling today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"M- What's wrong?

F- Nothing. I'm Fine.

GT- I'm really not fine, and you'd better bloody well realise what you've done to bring this about FAST or it's gonna go nuclear up in here.

Exactly how I'm feeling today

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What have i done now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"M- What's wrong?

F- Nothing. I'm Fine.

GT- I'm really not fine, and you'd better bloody well realise what you've done to bring this about FAST or it's gonna go nuclear up in here.

Exactly how I'm feeling today

What have i done now

Thankfully not you babe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"M- What's wrong?

F- Nothing. I'm Fine.

GT- I'm really not fine, and you'd better bloody well realise what you've done to bring this about FAST or it's gonna go nuclear up in here.

Exactly how I'm feeling today

What have i done now

Thankfully not you babe x"

Thats a first for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you used Google Translate much?

It would probably translate "I'm fine" to "I'm thin" or "I'm powdered".

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"M- What's wrong?

F- Nothing. I'm Fine.

GT- I'm really not fine, and you'd better bloody well realise what you've done to bring this about FAST or it's gonna go nuclear up in here. "

Omg that's so me

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By *mudg3r OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"M- What's wrong?

F- Nothing. I'm Fine.

GT- I'm really not fine, and you'd better bloody well realise what you've done to bring this about FAST or it's gonna go nuclear up in here.

Exactly how I'm feeling today

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By *mudg3r OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"M- What's wrong?

F- Nothing. I'm Fine.

GT- I'm really not fine, and you'd better bloody well realise what you've done to bring this about FAST or it's gonna go nuclear up in here.

Omg that's so me

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