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weres the weirdest / scariest. place you have woke. up d*unk or otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's. Been a few., building. Site, on a train. station Closed. Inside a toy castle. In a playground

These. We're many years ago when I was very immature.

Please. Drink responsibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have slept in a bath it was empty tho! I'm not totally stupid haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

London Road police station after an old firm game with no trousers and a pair of Doc Marten boots that were not mines. To this day still have no idea what happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my cellar on top of boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was in germany i staggered up the road and tripped over a level crossing and ended up falling into a ditch(which was dry thankfully),couldnt be arsed getting up so had a wee snooze.

Was rudely awoken 3 hours later by a freight train going past,was only then i realised i was only 3 feet away from the railway line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"London Road police station after an old firm game with no trousers and a pair of Doc Marten boots that were not mines. To this day still have no idea what happened"

I remember it well

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

In the car outside my house..... I hadn't been driving I hasten to add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago i was on a night out with a male friend down south we were both staying in sane b and b - whilst staggering home that night we managed to find the way home, we opened the door went in and was met by the old woman who was the owner of the b and b - we asked if we could get a cup of tea, she never spoke and went off to get us a cuppa, we sat in the main living room laughing and feeling like death warmed up - she came back with a cuppa each and stood looking at us still having not spoken - after passing out for 30 mins my best mate woke me up saying get up we need to leave right now - im like wtf...,

Turns out we had walked into skme old dears house and not the b and b 2 doors down

Poor woman wasn't talking to us cause she had 2 d*unken Scots in her living room asking for cups of tea

I shall not forget that ever

Next day we went back to apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"London Road police station after an old firm game with no trousers and a pair of Doc Marten boots that were not mines. To this day still have no idea what happened

I remember it well "

PMSL.....I hope I was a gentleman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be strange I haven't woken up anywhere strange,

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Never been that d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago i was on a night out with a male friend down south we were both staying in sane b and b - whilst staggering home that night we managed to find the way home, we opened the door went in and was met by the old woman who was the owner of the b and b - we asked if we could get a cup of tea, she never spoke and went off to get us a cuppa, we sat in the main living room laughing and feeling like death warmed up - she came back with a cuppa each and stood looking at us still having not spoken - after passing out for 30 mins my best mate woke me up saying get up we need to leave right now - im like wtf...,

Turns out we had walked into skme old dears house and not the b and b 2 doors down

Poor woman wasn't talking to us cause she had 2 d*unken Scots in her living room asking for cups of tea

I shall not forget that ever

Next day we went back to apologise "

Lmao! Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have woke up with a massive carpet burn on my nose,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago i was on a night out with a male friend down south we were both staying in sane b and b - whilst staggering home that night we managed to find the way home, we opened the door went in and was met by the old woman who was the owner of the b and b - we asked if we could get a cup of tea, she never spoke and went off to get us a cuppa, we sat in the main living room laughing and feeling like death warmed up - she came back with a cuppa each and stood looking at us still having not spoken - after passing out for 30 mins my best mate woke me up saying get up we need to leave right now - im like wtf...,

Turns out we had walked into skme old dears house and not the b and b 2 doors down

Poor woman wasn't talking to us cause she had 2 d*unken Scots in her living room asking for cups of tea

I shall not forget that ever

Next day we went back to apologise "

I just spat my tea all over my desk after reading that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago i was on a night out with a male friend down south we were both staying in sane b and b - whilst staggering home that night we managed to find the way home, we opened the door went in and was met by the old woman who was the owner of the b and b - we asked if we could get a cup of tea, she never spoke and went off to get us a cuppa, we sat in the main living room laughing and feeling like death warmed up - she came back with a cuppa each and stood looking at us still having not spoken - after passing out for 30 mins my best mate woke me up saying get up we need to leave right now - im like wtf...,

Turns out we had walked into skme old dears house and not the b and b 2 doors down

Poor woman wasn't talking to us cause she had 2 d*unken Scots in her living room asking for cups of tea

I shall not forget that ever

Next day we went back to apologise "

Amazing!!

I've never woken up a anywhere strange that I can remember. Have had that feeling of waking up and wondering how the hell I ended up home or at friends houses tho lol taxis are where I usually lose track of time/conk out.

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet cubicle in the union. Needed a disco nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up in Newcastle after a night out in Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have woke up with a massive carpet burn on my nose, "
aye but thays cause you used your face to steady yourself on the way up the stairs cause,and i quote"my arms wouldnt work"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have woke up with a massive carpet burn on my nose, aye but thays cause you used your face to steady yourself on the way up the stairs cause,and i quote"my arms wouldnt work" "

Who asked you Mr dlt,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have woke up with a massive carpet burn on my nose, aye but thays cause you used your face to steady yourself on the way up the stairs cause,and i quote"my arms wouldnt work"

Who asked you Mr dlt,

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i am only going on eyewitness statements

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"When i was in germany i staggered up the road and tripped over a level crossing and ended up falling into a ditch(which was dry thankfully),couldnt be arsed getting up so had a wee snooze.

Was rudely awoken 3 hours later by a freight train going past,was only then i realised i was only 3 feet away from the railway line "

Jesus!! That's a belter. Lucky too!

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've fallen asleep in all the usual d*unken places - trains, local pub's toilet, communal stairs of the building, etc. Nowhere too dangerous though.

Did sleep on Blackpool Beach for a bit with a young lady when I was a more adventurous early twenty-something!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"There's. Been a few., building. Site, on a train. station Closed. Inside a toy castle. In a playground

These. We're many years ago when I was very immature.

Please. Drink responsibly

"

I'm a lightweight so im gonna live vicariously through this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under a curtain hiding a bowl of vodka, I can remember not even being able to find a glass, so a bowl I'm my d*unken state was the next fluid holding item I could think off lol

The mrs lol, will let her post later lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having. Read these first. Few it's refreshing. To know. I'm not the. Only. One great. Posts guys and gals

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Croy !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under my bed, the bed was upside down. My furniture was all upside down, the tv, my clothes inside out and put back in drawers. I think they even unscrewed the doorhandle and put it on in reverse.

Apparently I was taking the piss out of the aussie staff at an adventure centre. So they auzzied my room

Twas good scrupmy that stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All in my youth.....in a train in the sidings. In a phonebox....in a bath....in a bath full of cold water....in hospital and then I called it a day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woke up in Newcastle after a night out in Glasgow "

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