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Wee power nap, red bull and bite to eat soon banished it
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks. I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!! Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate "So.... What exactly are you saying then? It doesn't necessarily have to be the bed?    | |||
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks. I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!! Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate
So.... What exactly are you saying then? It doesn't necessarily have to be the bed? "Good one funny guy  | |||
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks. I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!! Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate
So.... What exactly are you saying then? It doesn't necessarily have to be the bed?
Good one funny guy "Ahh, don't put me on the 'list'..... Short sharp punishment, just slap me instead! | |||
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks. I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!! Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate
So.... What exactly are you saying then? It doesn't necessarily have to be the bed?
Good one funny guy
Ahh, don't put me on the 'list'..... Short sharp punishment, just slap me instead! "What list do you want put on lol? | |||
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks. I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!! Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate "a lady having a rant and ready to go on a suger rush. Where is the fecking exit door???  | |||
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die?? "Haha best rant I've read for ages | |||
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks. I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!! Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate
So.... What exactly are you saying then? It doesn't necessarily have to be the bed?
Good one funny guy
Ahh, don't put me on the 'list'..... Short sharp punishment, just slap me instead!
What list do you want put on lol?"Not the 'right that's it, no talking to them ever again' list anyways.. Happier to be on friends list instead! | |||
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks. I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!! Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate "Sorry i will stop the messaging now | |||
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die?? "Wow! That was some rant, you should win a prize for that one! | |||
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die?? "Ffs talk abt stealing someone's post lol, brilliant Mr, made me laugh | |||
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"Happy girly here just now. Had my rant the other night when I got called a racist for telling someone I wasn't into black guys "I got called homophobic and biphobic cos I won't meet bi/bi curious guys. Couldn't be arsed ranting!!!! Lol | |||
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks. I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!! Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate Sorry i will stop the messaging now "Yes please lol | |||
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Expectations. I hate when you do something and others have some sort of expectation about you. If I know what someone expects of me, it makes me more inclined to do the total opposite or just walk away. When it comes to fab, I do what I want, when I want and however the hell I want lol I will never want and don't want to live up to anyone's expectations other than my own
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die?? "First time I read it I saw "paper clips".... I thought ...death by stationery items????? These specs!!!  | |||
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
Ffs talk abt stealing someone's post lol, brilliant Mr, made me laugh "Sorry LMN I thought it was like group therapy and we had just to get our own individual rants off our chest. Didn't mean to hijack the post. Fab rants? On the whole my time on here has been very enjoyable and I've met some fantastic people, met some on Saturday night in fact. You'll always get people who are pushy, who won't take no for answer it's how you deal with them that matters. If you can stay polite, courteous and civil as they become more increasingly nasty it says more about you than it does about them. P.S My boss is still a cunt and I'm now imagining him having been smeared in bovril being lowered into a pit full of half starved rabid Rottweilers | |||
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
Ffs talk abt stealing someone's post lol, brilliant Mr, made me laugh
Sorry LMN I thought it was like group therapy and we had just to get our own individual rants off our chest. Didn't mean to hijack the post.
Fab rants? On the whole my time on here has been very enjoyable and I've met some fantastic people, met some on Saturday night in fact. You'll always get people who are pushy, who won't take no for answer it's how you deal with them that matters. If you can stay polite, courteous and civil as they become more increasingly nasty it says more about you than it does about them.
P.S My boss is still a cunt and I'm now imagining him having been smeared in bovril being lowered into a pit full of half starved rabid Rottweilers"Your always welcome on my posts lol. Send your boss my way today because I'm honestly the most anti-social crabbit if looks could kill moods today x | |||
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
Ffs talk abt stealing someone's post lol, brilliant Mr, made me laugh
Sorry LMN I thought it was like group therapy and we had just to get our own individual rants off our chest. Didn't mean to hijack the post.
Fab rants? On the whole my time on here has been very enjoyable and I've met some fantastic people, met some on Saturday night in fact. You'll always get people who are pushy, who won't take no for answer it's how you deal with them that matters. If you can stay polite, courteous and civil as they become more increasingly nasty it says more about you than it does about them.
P.S My boss is still a cunt and I'm now imagining him having been smeared in bovril being lowered into a pit full of half starved rabid Rottweilers
Your always welcome on my posts lol. Send your boss my way today because I'm honestly the most anti-social crabbit if looks could kill moods today x"It would have to be slow, very painful and hideous to see, think you could manage? If so the prick is getting bound, gagged, thrown in the back if a van and delivered to your door lol | |||
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
Ffs talk abt stealing someone's post lol, brilliant Mr, made me laugh
Sorry LMN I thought it was like group therapy and we had just to get our own individual rants off our chest. Didn't mean to hijack the post.
Fab rants? On the whole my time on here has been very enjoyable and I've met some fantastic people, met some on Saturday night in fact. You'll always get people who are pushy, who won't take no for answer it's how you deal with them that matters. If you can stay polite, courteous and civil as they become more increasingly nasty it says more about you than it does about them.
P.S My boss is still a cunt and I'm now imagining him having been smeared in bovril being lowered into a pit full of half starved rabid Rottweilers
Your always welcome on my posts lol. Send your boss my way today because I'm honestly the most anti-social crabbit if looks could kill moods today x
It would have to be slow, very painful and hideous to see, think you could manage? If so the prick is getting bound, gagged, thrown in the back if a van and delivered to your door lol"Absolutely lol | |||
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks. I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!! Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate
a lady having a rant and ready to go on a suger rush. Where is the fecking exit door??? "They are all locked haha  | |||
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks. I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!! Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate
So.... What exactly are you saying then? It doesn't necessarily have to be the bed?
Good one funny guy
Ahh, don't put me on the 'list'..... Short sharp punishment, just slap me instead!
What list do you want put on lol?
Not the 'right that's it, no talking to them ever again' list anyways..
Happier to be on friends list instead! " | |||
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
Ffs talk abt stealing someone's post lol, brilliant Mr, made me laugh
Sorry LMN I thought it was like group therapy and we had just to get our own individual rants off our chest. Didn't mean to hijack the post.
Fab rants? On the whole my time on here has been very enjoyable and I've met some fantastic people, met some on Saturday night in fact. You'll always get people who are pushy, who won't take no for answer it's how you deal with them that matters. If you can stay polite, courteous and civil as they become more increasingly nasty it says more about you than it does about them.
P.S My boss is still a cunt and I'm now imagining him having been smeared in bovril being lowered into a pit full of half starved rabid Rottweilers"Rottweilers are more likely to lick him to death, I know that's what my lad would do lol!! | |||
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
Ffs talk abt stealing someone's post lol, brilliant Mr, made me laugh
Sorry LMN I thought it was like group therapy and we had just to get our own individual rants off our chest. Didn't mean to hijack the post.
Fab rants? On the whole my time on here has been very enjoyable and I've met some fantastic people, met some on Saturday night in fact. You'll always get people who are pushy, who won't take no for answer it's how you deal with them that matters. If you can stay polite, courteous and civil as they become more increasingly nasty it says more about you than it does about them.
P.S My boss is still a cunt and I'm now imagining him having been smeared in bovril being lowered into a pit full of half starved rabid Rottweilers
Rottweilers are more likely to lick him to death, I know that's what my lad would do lol!!"Damn that one had taken me ages to come up with as well! | |||
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"Cake and chocolate... yes please. Todays rant is people making judgments about my relationship. Yes I have a boyfriend, yes he knows I am on fab - he's my back-up buddy, yes I have permission to meet. He's not into this, and knows I am. He's happy and it works for us. That does not give you the right to say my sex life with him is obviously shit before I need more... and nor is he a cuck or less of a man for "not being enough" He is enough for all I want in a relationship, but sexually I do not want to be a one man woman - I want other men, couples and women, and as long as he is happy with that, its nothing to do with you! Any chance of a coffee with the cake?
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"Cake and chocolate... yes please. Todays rant is people making judgments about my relationship. Yes I have a boyfriend, yes he knows I am on fab - he's my back-up buddy, yes I have permission to meet. He's not into this, and knows I am. He's happy and it works for us. That does not give you the right to say my sex life with him is obviously shit before I need more... and nor is he a cuck or less of a man for "not being enough" He is enough for all I want in a relationship, but sexually I do not want to be a one man woman - I want other men, couples and women, and as long as he is happy with that, its nothing to do with you! Any chance of a coffee with the cake?
large coffee & lots of chocolate cake coming your way hunni xx"Bless you LMN, you're a sweetheart | |||
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"People saying that you can't be happily married and swingers, as there's not enough trust in the world for it, Martin and I are very happily married I get on his nerves and he gets on mine, He can normally calm me down when I get hacked off with someone, unless that person let's me down big time, This works for us and we trust each other " Aww ignore the eejits hunni, your a lovely woman with a great hubby so feck what everyone else thinks xx | |||
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"People saying that you can't be happily married and swingers, as there's not enough trust in the world for it, Martin and I are very happily married I get on his nerves and he gets on mine, He can normally calm me down when I get hacked off with someone, unless that person let's me down big time, This works for us and we trust each other Aww ignore the eejits hunni, your a lovely woman with a great hubby so feck what everyone else thinks xx" | |||
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"Llf, I have a fantastic hubby and a great playmate for through the week Just as well I work in a bakers cause I can have my cake and eat it, "Enough Mrs lol, don't make us all jealous. Although I must admit I'm in such a good wee mood now after a lovely man cheered me up x | |||
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die?? "I've got one or two I'd like to see shuffle off this mortal coil, can I add them to your list please? | |||
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
I've got one or two I'd like to see shuffle off this mortal coil, can I add them to your list please? "If you can supply a shovel, a bag of quick lime and an alibi for me you've got a deal! | |||
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about half a dozen pigs + 1 body + overnight = problem gone...
its why they tell you never to piss off a pig farmer | |||
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"Pig farm
about half a dozen pigs + 1 body + overnight = problem gone...
its why they tell you never to piss off a pig farmer"Says a woman in the know | |||
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"I had my rant last night xx feel much better today xx Although one thing that gets on my diddies is the old random "fancy a meet" message!! READ MY PROFILE YOU HALF WIT xx you'll see I don't "Lol brilliant | |||
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"Pig farm
about half a dozen pigs + 1 body + overnight = problem gone...
its why they tell you never to piss off a pig farmer"This woman is definitely on my wave length! | |||
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"Pig farm
about half a dozen pigs + 1 body + overnight = problem gone...
its why they tell you never to piss off a pig farmer
This woman is definitely on my wave length!"Defo a plan | |||
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