FabSwingers.com forum: you know your getting old when?

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Your watching porn and thinking f**k me that bed looks comfy

You know your getting old when?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your watching porn and thinking f**k me that bed looks comfy

You know your getting old when? "

You past your driving test the day someone you work with was born

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Your watching porn and thinking f**k me that bed looks comfy

You know your getting old when?

You past your driving test the day someone you work with was born

You know your getting old When the last time you were at a football match some of the younger workers in there late teens/early 20's weren't even born

Younger people/teenagers didn't realise you only had 4 tv channels and watched these progammes on a 20" tv

screen.

School kids now google things instead of actually going to a library and researching it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you make a weird squeek/moaning noise when you bend over to tie your shoelaces!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your kids ask you "What was it like to take a tram to school?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get hairy ears (guys only obviously)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

When your kids offer to rub suntan lotion on your bald spot

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By *ngel HeartWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

When you unknowingly catch your reflection in a shop window and think to yourself 'Hey, that old woman looks familiar'

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By *ikchattyfellahMan
over a year ago

Greenock

When you think you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your kids ask what was it like in the black and white days,

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When your son is having a better sex life than you (you know like the gav and Stacy screen lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you groan getting off the sofa and sigh sitting down on it...

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

You turn off the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When on a sunday morning you hear the immortal words "nuuuuuuutttttt!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Mr dlt good knowing you,

Not only did u not get her coffee but u have just called her old,

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Well Mr dlt good knowing you,

Not only did u not get her coffee but u have just called her old,

Omg mrs how on earth have you lasted this long without killing the cheeky sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Llf, how do you think I only let him home for 48 hrs a week

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Llf, how do you think I only let him home for 48 hrs a week"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Llf, how do you think I only let him home for 48 hrs a week"
thats why i try to frequent other peoples houses during the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a tram goes by you in Edinburgh and you think I hope I don't end up like Alan Bradley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's taken me nearly three days to recover from meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a tram goes by you in Edinburgh and you think I hope I don't end up like Alan Bradley"

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

When you start a thread about being old

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"When you start a thread about being old

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cheeky minx

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

You know you're old when you don't have any friends called Connor. Because it seems all Connors are aged 17-21.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

When you look for comfy pants in shops instead of going to annsummers or lovehoney

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"When you look for comfy pants in shops instead of going to annsummers or lovehoney

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christ now I know I'm old practical m&s for during the week and sexy for weekends

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

When the age range of people you're looking at dont include your age lol

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"When the age range of people you're looking at dont include your age lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your hangover lasts longer!

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

The kids you work with don't know that The Source feat Candi Staton is actually a sample from Frankie Knuckles!!!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"When you look for comfy pants in shops instead of going to annsummers or lovehoney

christ now I know I'm old practical m&s for during the week and sexy for weekends

god no... sexy stylish undies every day. Lepel or charnos are my every day ones

You know you are getting old when you catch yourself looking at some lassie in a short skirt thinking "she'll catch a chill in that" rather than PHWOAR!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your morning roll involves bacon and eggs rather than sex.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"When you look for comfy pants in shops instead of going to annsummers or lovehoney

christ now I know I'm old practical m&s for during the week and sexy for weekends

god no... sexy stylish undies every day. Lepel or charnos are my every day ones

You know you are getting old when you catch yourself looking at some lassie in a short skirt thinking "she'll catch a chill in that" rather than PHWOAR!"
they are sexy but practical not sexy sexy like for playmeets lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get up before midnight for your second piss

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"When you get up before midnight for your second piss

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No you know your getting old when your in bed before midnight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get up before midnight for your second piss

No you know your getting old when your in bed before midnight lol

That me found oot then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....you start repeating yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....you start repeating yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..repeating yourself and finishing other people's sentences for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find a grey hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A grey pube,

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"..repeating yourself and finishing other people's sentences for them."

...sentences for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A grey pube,"

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

When a hangover lasts till Tuesday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you find a grey hair

Lx"

Here, I have a whole patch of grey hair because I'm too stubborn for a dye job. I am not old. Nope nope nope. X

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

When you try and send messages and all you get is that I am outwith the person's age range.

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By *ouise and jamieCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"A grey pube,"

that's why you shave them so you don't find any haha lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you find a grey hair

Here, I have a whole patch of grey hair because I'm too stubborn for a dye job. I am not old. Nope nope nope. X"
i can back up the fact your not old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your daughter asks who's Benny Hill

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