FabSwingers.com forum: Pick up lines!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ola fabbers, firstly say something nice or nasty (all in good banter ofcourse, please no one take any offense, lol) about the previous poster then post your favorite or worst pick up line

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sexual, lol

Is yer da a thief? Cause he's stole the stars fae the sky's an put them in yer eyes

wuv ya bum xXmwahXx

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By *ingbang1Man
over a year ago

does it matter , will travel to you anyway

The bum part sounds gd :

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bum part sounds gd :

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It's a crime the number of folk who don't read on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bum part sounds gd :

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It's a crime the number of folk who don't read on here!

Where's your pick up line?

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

You must be tired, cos you've been running through my mind all evening! (Cheesy...But i think that's what you're looking for?) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You must be tired, cos you've been running through my mind all evening! (Cheesy...But i think that's what you're looking for?) x "

Haha

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm going to hijack the thread with, what I think is the ultimate put down line.

Rolf Harris has more chance of a baby sitting job than you have of shagging me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/07/14 02:53:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows your arse fore love bites got room for one more as chat up line. Rude put down i may be no oil painting but your not even a smudge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oggy Oggy Oggy oioioiiioi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that dress looks good on you but it will look better on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that dress looks good on you but it will look better on my bedroom floor "

The costumes a little dated (Del boy classic)

Grab yer coat you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you just reminded me of Del boy and Rodney as batman and robin my fav only fools and horses. here is 20p phone your husband and tell him your not coming home tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you just reminded me of Del boy and Rodney as batman and robin my fav only fools and horses. here is 20p phone your husband and tell him your not coming home tonight"

#rodders lololl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here's two Bob call yer maw an tell her you've pullt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's your fave celebrity well he's no her and am the next best thing so how about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's your fave celebrity well he's no her and am the next best thing so how about it "
here even feckin phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A feel the heat, the heat between me and you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

Hahaha

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

I might not be Fred flintstone but I can make your bedrock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Is that a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg these chat up line are the worst ever my god none of them would ever work????? lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i thought that was the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teasy? That was my grandmas name. Miss her so much. Would you keep me company for a while. (Takes out handkerchief) ....its called the sympathy tap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chat up line is: (looks the girl up and down) 'do you have some italian in you? Girl usually replies No. Then I say, 'Do you want to?' LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teasy? That was my grandmas name. Miss her so much. Would you keep me company for a while. (Takes out handkerchief) ....its called the sympathy tap!"

Dear Mr Mountain Goat I was so sorry to hear about the death of your beloved Grandma Teasy.

I understand your anguish whole heartedly, However, I am not of fey with giving sympathy and therefor must refuse the request of both keeping you company, and the requested sympathy tap.

#yournamesmountaingoatforgodssakejustsaying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name Goole as you have everything am searching for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your name Goole as you have everything am searching for"
goole near Grimsby ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your name Goole as you have everything am searching forgoole near Grimsby ? Lol"
dam phone Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you smell my Brut?

Can you feel it rubbing against your leg??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teasy? That was my grandmas name. Miss her so much. Would you keep me company for a while. (Takes out handkerchief) ....its called the sympathy tap!

Dear Mr Mountain Goat I was so sorry to hear about the death of your beloved Grandma Teasy.

I understand your anguish whole heartedly, However, I am not of fey with giving sympathy and therefor must refuse the request of both keeping you company, and the requested sympathy tap.

#yournamesmountaingoatforgodssakejustsaying.

Mounting (with an "ing") Goat. .....Horn but no beard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'Is your name as pretty as your face'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did it hurt?

Replies; what?

When you fell from heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teasy? That was my grandmas name. Miss her so much. Would you keep me company for a while. (Takes out handkerchief) ....its called the sympathy tap!

Dear Mr Mountain Goat I was so sorry to hear about the death of your beloved Grandma Teasy.

I understand your anguish whole heartedly, However, I am not of fey with giving sympathy and therefor must refuse the request of both keeping you company, and the requested sympathy tap.

#yournamesmountaingoatforgodssakejustsaying.

Mounting (with an "ing") Goat. .....Horn but no beard!"

oh I say mr goatxxxx

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By *issyForDommeTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

"Here's two Bob call yer maw an tell her you've pullt

Whether it's winding up your mate or the woman who's just knocked you back lol.

Here's two Bob, call yer maw an tell her I'll be there soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lost my number can i have yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to half in fur a wean!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sexual, lol

Is yer da a thief? Cause he's stole the stars fae the sky's an put them in yer eyes

wuv ya bum xXmwahXx"

Too sexual........

Are you Jamaican? Cause ja makin me horny

Lol love you more

xmwahxx

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"omg these chat up line are the worst ever my god none of them would ever work????? lol....

What's the worst line anyone has tried on you?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"omg these chat up line are the worst ever my god none of them would ever work????? lol....

What's the worst line anyone has tried on you?"
fuck me if I'm wrong but have we met before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is your father a terrorist? Cause you are the bomb.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Is your father a terrorist? Cause you are the bomb.

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do you work for special branch because im sure i can smell olives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like jewellery?

Well suck on my cock its a gem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like jewellery?

Well suck on my cock its a gem

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