FabSwingers.com forum: newbies welcome...

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Welcome all newbies to the forums and to regular users who I'm sure will welcome ALL new posters xxx

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome all newbies to the forums and to regular users who I'm sure will welcome ALL new posters xxx

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello and welcome to all the newbies and lurkers

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By *ighlander34Man
over a year ago

skye

Hello all and welcome.

Let's all have some fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hearty and inclusive welcome...

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

You beat me to it, MissD. But you haven't heard the last of it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome to all the newbies and lurkers

I'll second that, come and have fun, very few of the ladies bite, well not too hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You beat me to it, MissD. But you haven't heard the last of it!!

Worst luck...anyway lurkers please post. Its a bit like sex really. Daunting the first few times till you get the hang of it then you want to stick one in all over the place. A post that is.....

I believe forum insurance is available via a Ms T. Titz in the lounge area and is very popular and highly recommended for those awkward threads....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome all newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all

Just popped in to introduce myself. I've been on the site for a while and looking to make some new like minded friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey all

Just popped in to introduce myself. I've been on the site for a while and looking to make some new like minded friends."
welcome hope you enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread seems more welcoming than the previous one so waves again to the forum ppl

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By *inkyBrianMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Howdy doodley folks, I'm no stranger to these parts

lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Feeling the love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling the love

Never mind the love....gimme a feel would ya??

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Feeling the love

Never mind the love....gimme a feel would ya??

Aye, in the mood too!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ok you 2 feel away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*gives a friendly wave*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling the love

Never mind the love....gimme a feel would ya??

Aye, in the mood too!!

I feel my desert disease coming on......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*gives a friendly wave*"

*waves back*

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"*gives a friendly wave*"

Waves back

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Ok you 2 feel away

Mmmmm......best offer I've had for a while!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Feeling the love

Never mind the love....gimme a feel would ya??

Aye, in the mood too!!

I feel my desert disease coming on......

Oh no, is the doctor's shut??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*gives a friendly wave*

Waves back

Cannae believe you knocked me back for a feel.....dolly is well and truly oot the pram!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello fellow forum users and welcome to any new ones!

(((((Group hug?!?)))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*gives a friendly wave*

*waves back*

*admires Ms McGinty from across the room*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*gives a friendly wave*

*waves back*

*admires Ms McGinty from across the room*"

Smoothie

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"*gives a friendly wave*

Waves back

Cannae believe you knocked me back for a feel.....dolly is well and truly oot the pram!!

Erm look back I told the both of ya to help yourselves ...

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

This is much more civil than the previous thread. Thankfully.

You're all a lovely, welcoming bunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*gives a friendly wave*

*waves back*

*admires Ms McGinty from across the room*

Smoothie

lol some might call it creepy

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"This is much more civil than the previous thread. Thankfully.

You're all a lovely, welcoming bunch.

Well I am..... Not sure about the rest of the reprobates ,you gotta keep an eye on them or they steal the newbies cake

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is much more civil than the previous thread. Thankfully.

You're all a lovely, welcoming bunch.

Well I am..... Not sure about the rest of the reprobates ,you gotta keep an eye on them or they steal the newbies cake

Welcome

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you forgot any newbie has to have their meds issued by nurse ratshit if and when she can be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's ok, I've already got my own meds, the doctors assure me that one day they will alleviate the darkness...

Happy to mix them with the Fab ones though!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"It's ok, I've already got my own meds, the doctors assure me that one day they will alleviate the darkness...

Happy to mix them with the Fab ones though!

As long as you've got cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so new here but will try to post a bit more if my busy lurking schedule permits :p

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

"You beat me to it, MissD. But you haven't heard the last of it!!

Worst luck...anyway lurkers please post. Its a bit like sex really. Daunting the first few times till you get the hang of it then you want to stick one in all over the place. A post that is.....

I believe forum insurance is available via a Ms T. Titz in the lounge area and is very popular and highly recommended for those awkward threads....

Welcome to the newbies and returning fabsters from me.

Fortunately I still have my no claim bonus.... I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we're new-ish .....we've made a few posts now didn't know we needed formal introductions on the Scotland forum lol but hello people and fellow fabbers! L xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You beat me to it, MissD. But you haven't heard the last of it!!

Worst luck...anyway lurkers please post. Its a bit like sex really. Daunting the first few times till you get the hang of it then you want to stick one in all over the place. A post that is.....

I believe forum insurance is available via a Ms T. Titz in the lounge area and is very popular and highly recommended for those awkward threads....

Welcome to the newbies and returning fabsters from me.

Fortunately I still have my no claim bonus.... I think!

Hope youre fully covered! In the event of a surprise pounce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well we're new-ish .....we've made a few posts now didn't know we needed formal introductions on the Scotland forum lol but hello people and fellow fabbers! L xx"

Hello!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Hello and welcome to all who have posted and still to post xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't introduce myself when I started forum posting a few months ago. I only really chat in the Scotland forum. Would like to meet as per profile. Welcome to the newbies. I'm in Class 2 I think. Watch out for the prefects and all the Miss's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome to all who have posted and still to post xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't introduce myself when I started forum posting a few months ago. I only really chat in the Scotland forum. Would like to meet as per profile. Welcome to the newbies. I'm in Class 2 I think. Watch out for the prefects and all the Miss's.

cum, cum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cum, cum lol

I'd love to cum cum

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By *esignergeekMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

*waves*

Hello you lot.

Now, who wants a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello newbies i used to be one so dont be shy

High 5 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*waves*

Hello you lot.

Now, who wants a drink?"

What you offerin'?

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hi to all!

Not exactly new on here, but don't really post very often.

To the friends I've already made: thanks for being so welcoming.

To the friends I have still to make: cum say "hi".

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"*waves*

Hello you lot.

Now, who wants a drink?"
Il have a chardonnay please and make it large its been quite a day lol xxx

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By *esignergeekMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ll get the first round in. Someone else can get the next …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cum, cum lol

I'd love to cum cum

Ah well one of the few benefits of being a woman: multiple orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cum, cum lol

I'd love to cum cum

Ah well one of the few benefits of being a woman: multiple orgasms

Men can too. Just takes control at the right moment. Pause. And carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

naughty newbies here

plzz be gentle wit us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"naughty newbies here

plzz be gentle wit us

PINNOCHIO!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cum, cum lol

When i die i want cum bak as a woman

I'd love to cum cum

Ah well one of the few benefits of being a woman: multiple orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said hello in the last thread. Before it went mental.. Anyway here goes again.

Hiya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm captain. Lonely. Sorry. Jack

Am a newbie. And don't get. Many. Meets. Would. Love to meet. All the new newbie. Women. As am a Newbie man just pm me I'm shy to just cum say hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Said hello in the last thread. Before it went mental.. Anyway here goes again.

Hiya

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hello and welcome to the madhouse

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

Evening all, did I miss something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"naughty newbies here

plzz be gentle wit us

PINNOCHIO!!!!

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sorry

dont know him is he a newbie also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"naughty newbies here

plzz be gentle wit us

PINNOCHIO!!!!

sorry

dont know him is he a newbie also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread seems more welcoming than the previous one so waves again to the forum ppl

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Waves. Back

Fancy a snog!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread seems more welcoming than the previous one so waves again to the forum ppl

Waves. Back

Fancy a snog!!"
oh aye thats a better welcome lol ill put my lippy on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya. Not complete fab newbies as we joined over a year. I (R) have just started reading/posting on the forums. Might even make it to a social at some point too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread seems more welcoming than the previous one so waves again to the forum ppl

Waves. Back

Fancy a snog!! oh aye thats a better welcome lol ill put my lippy on

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you can if you like but it won't. Be on for long mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi newbies an lurkers enjoy the forums and have fun and most of all join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread seems more welcoming than the previous one so waves again to the forum ppl

Waves. Back

Fancy a snog!! oh aye thats a better welcome lol ill put my lippy on

you can if you like but it won't. Be on for long mmmmmmm

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now are you talking about the lippy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cum, cum lol

I'd love to cum cum

Ah well one of the few benefits of being a woman: multiple orgasms

Men can too. Just takes control at the right moment. Pause. And carry on."

ffs that means the only benefits are pregnancy and breastfeeding???? Sisters, we've been conned!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread seems more welcoming than the previous one so waves again to the forum ppl

Waves. Back

Fancy a snog!! oh aye thats a better welcome lol ill put my lippy on

you can if you like but it won't. Be on for long mmmmmmm

now are you talking about the lippy lol "
of course Wots the matter with. You Wumin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cum, cum lol

I'd love to cum cum

Ah well one of the few benefits of being a woman: multiple orgasms

Men can too. Just takes control at the right moment. Pause. And carry on.

ffs that means the only benefits are pregnancy and breastfeeding???? Sisters, we've been conned!! "

I think I got referred to as Pinnochio further up the thread. Maybe I should have said men can have multiple orgasms. If you shoot yer load its end of story for a while but if you can resist that you can have dry orgasms a number of times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cum, cum lol

I'd love to cum cum

Ah well one of the few benefits of being a woman: multiple orgasms

Men can too. Just takes control at the right moment. Pause. And carry on.

ffs that means the only benefits are pregnancy and breastfeeding???? Sisters, we've been conned!!

That old tantric trick......how did you learn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread seems more welcoming than the previous one so waves again to the forum ppl

Waves. Back

Fancy a snog!! oh aye thats a better welcome lol ill put my lippy on

you can if you like but it won't. Be on for long mmmmmmm

now are you talking about the lippy lol of course Wots the matter with. You Wumin

"
haha got a bit side tracked there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cum, cum lol

I'd love to cum cum

Ah well one of the few benefits of being a woman: multiple orgasms

Men can too. Just takes control at the right moment. Pause. And carry on.

ffs that means the only benefits are pregnancy and breastfeeding???? Sisters, we've been conned!!

That old tantric trick......how did you learn?

Read up onbthe subject. Bit of pelvic floor squeezy exercises at my desk in the day and practical at night. If you are horny as hell and gagging for it then not worth trying as a bit difficult. Otherwise a good way of extending the pleasure. Maybe this is what Pauline Calf referred to when she had Lord Patrick of Swayze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to all the newbies .. seems a bit more friendly this time around . Who's got the crisps n nibbles I'm peckish

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Welcome to all the newbies .. seems a bit more friendly this time around . Who's got the crisps n nibbles I'm peckish

Yes, isn't the air so much fresher tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to all the newbies .. seems a bit more friendly this time around . Who's got the crisps n nibbles I'm peckish

Yes, isn't the air so much fresher tonight.

Calm after the storm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did i miss something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am newly returned, formerly " Sir Richard " of this parish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am newly returned, formerly " Sir Richard " of this parish"

Well....blow me down!!!! As I live and breathe!!! Good to see you and big kisses!!!!!! xxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I am newly returned, formerly " Sir Richard " of this parish"
Hello and welcome back xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am newly returned, formerly " Sir Richard " of this parish"

Welcome back sir

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

This thread is much more welcoming. I was feeling very low tonight, but have had my spirits lifted. Welcome to all newbies. xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is much more welcoming. I was feeling very low tonight, but have had my spirits lifted. Welcome to all newbies. xxxxxx"

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By *ighlander34Man
over a year ago

skye

Lots of love and happy people. I'm loving the forums today! Long may the sun shine.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Welcome everyone who has posted and all the new and auld yins as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the mad house and enjoy the delights of fab

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Well hello to the newbies and lurkers

***WAVES***

Now then, have you all had a look at the manual?? Please pay particular attention to page 2 - CAKE

All newbies must being cake

Oh, captain jack - new???? Pull the other leg son

Sir Richard - nice to see you back

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Well hello to the newbies and lurkers

***WAVES***

Now then, have you all had a look at the manual?? Please pay particular attention to page 2 - CAKE

All newbies must being cake

Oh, captain jack - new???? Pull the other leg son

Sir Richard - nice to see you back

"
you forgot mind chat to the delectable op lol... I don't bite much... Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never really used the forums in my past visits so why not eh? Hello everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never really used the forums in my past visits so why not eh? Hello everyone

Welcome!!! I didn't use the forums the first 6 times I was here either...(factual) Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Said hello in the last thread. Before it went mental.. Anyway here goes again.

Hiya

hello and welcome to the madhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers guys, looking forward to some bamter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it hard getting a meet when your new ?

Bane

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Why is it hard getting a meet when your new ?

Bane "

Be patient.....good things come to those who wait

That's the advantage of the forums. You get to strike up friendships without even trying and you also get to see when socials are being arranged.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Why is it hard getting a meet when your new ?

Bane "
because you need to give people time to get to know you,relax and enjoy.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya again. Not particularly new but my current geograpjhic isolation and next weeks return to civilistion has me all hot and bothered. Back for some relief, both mentally and physically!!

Bring a sense of humour and some ice its gonna be tender in the morning lol.

Jimi

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Hiya again. Not particularly new but my current geograpjhic isolation and next weeks return to civilistion has me all hot and bothered. Back for some relief, both mentally and physically!!

Bring a sense of humour and some ice its gonna be tender in the morning lol.

Jimi "
Hi and welcome to Glasgow Jim hope you enjoy your time here and make lots of new friends xx

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello to any newbies I missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello to any newbies I missed

same here

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