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"Wanna go again? "your brother was better invite him for a 3sm next time  | |||
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"Wanna go again? your brother was better invite him for a 3sm next time "Cheeky cow! 
You can bugger off now | |||
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"Wanna go again? your brother was better invite him for a 3sm next time
Cheeky cow!
You can bugger off now "Awww sweetie whatever happend to an open marriage between us? | |||
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"Roll over, there's more to come  "be a sweeite and make breakfast two eggs unfertilised please | |||
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"Roll over, there's more to come be a sweeite and make breakfast two eggs unfertilised please "You'll need to work for that treat woman | |||
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"Roll over, there's more to come be a sweeite and make breakfast two eggs unfertilised please
You'll need to work for that treat woman"leave the door open on your way out I'm expecting a fem friend MMmmm  | |||
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"Roll over, there's more to come be a sweeite and make breakfast two eggs unfertilised please
You'll need to work for that treat womanleave the door open on your way out I'm expecting a fem friend MMmmm "In that case I'm staying, you're no big enough out and keep me away from that pleasure | |||
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"Ff's never drinking. Stella again "Get those sticky chicken balls off my pillow you!!!!!! | |||
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"Ff's never drinking. Stella again
Get those sticky chicken balls off my pillow you!!!!!! "mmmm jinty haven't I been lucky girl | |||
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, would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again? | |||
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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?"Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......  | |||
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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?
Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold...... "Why is your hubby still gagged and tied to the chair? | |||
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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?
Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold...... Why is your hubby still gagged and tied to the chair? "For snoring to loud | |||
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"How did we manage to find a room in Glasgow with the commonwealth games going on? "I paid the manager in kind with your help, don't you remember | |||
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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?
Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold...... "Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand | |||
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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?
Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......
Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand "want to share? | |||
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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?
Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......
Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand
want to share? "didn't we just share last night? | |||
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"WoW you sure are Dynamite x "Get me to the church on time!!!!! x | |||
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"Damomaaaaaaad" mom  | |||
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"Was it good for me. "you made all the right noises oh no wait that was farts and snoring lol | |||
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"I was being to much of a gentleman to tell you all that noise was you, in your d*unken state. Jim"  oh well wanna make up for it now? | |||
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"Good question Jaqs. I'd say "dude want pumped?"" Lol that's my kind of girl lol no fucking about here haha | |||
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"Good question Jaqs. I'd say "dude want pumped?" Lol that's my kind of girl lol no fucking about here haha "bend over then strap in at the ready | |||
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"Again???????
Oh ok "you loved it so much last night | |||
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"Good question Jaqs. I'd say "dude want pumped?" Lol that's my kind of girl lol no fucking about here haha bend over then strap in at the ready " lol | |||
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"You do know that alcohol diminishes your perception of size....I'm actually hung like a fecking donkey! "Aye and I'm the Virginia Mary  | |||
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"You do know that alcohol diminishes your perception of size....I'm actually hung like a fecking donkey! Aye and I'm the Virginia Mary "Blasphemer!! | |||
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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?
Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......
Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand
want to share? "Would love to share!! I'll go and get another glass | |||
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"Get out of missd's bed!! "Why are we gonna shag on the floor now? | |||
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"Get out of missd's bed!! Why are we gonna shag on the floor now? "And everywhere else I can drag you | |||
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"Hello hun, it's 5pm somewhere in the world cxxx" You're above me so I'd say to you 'well, what you waiting for?' | |||
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"Get out of missd's bed!! Why are we gonna shag on the floor now? "Only if that's what floats yer boat  | |||
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"Get out of missd's bed!! Why are we gonna shag on the floor now?
Only if that's what floats yer boat "I'm a martini girl | |||
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"Where is your wing man? "next door getting ready for round 5 | |||
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"Where is your wing man? "Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for you | |||
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"Where is your wing man?
Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for you"Oh there you are did you manage to get hard again? | |||
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"Where is your wing man? "Who told you about a wingman? | |||
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"Where is your wing man?
Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for youOh there you are did you manage to get hard again? "At least it was an again | |||
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"Where is your wing man?
Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for youOh there you are did you manage to get hard again?
At least it was an again"yeah took while but got there in the end | |||
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"Where is your wing man?
Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for youOh there you are did you manage to get hard again?
At least it was an againyeah took while but got there in the end "But the bonus was how long it lasted before it went away mwahaha | |||
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"Where is your wing man?
Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for youOh there you are did you manage to get hard again?
At least it was an againyeah took while but got there in the end
But the bonus was how long it lasted before it went away mwahaha "yeah i guess six mins instead of the usual five is a bonus | |||
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"Where is your wing man?
Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for youOh there you are did you manage to get hard again?
At least it was an againyeah took while but got there in the end
But the bonus was how long it lasted before it went away mwahaha yeah i guess six mins instead of the usual five is a bonus "You weren't complaining at the time, quite the opposite actually | |||
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"I'll name the baby after you.." Wtf it's a miracle lol | |||
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"I'll name the baby after you..haha  "Where did robin go? | |||
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them? "Be a dear and get us a bacon roll and a cup of tea! | |||
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"I'll name the baby after you..haha
Where did robin go? "to have a bi moment with batman | |||
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"I'll name the baby after you..haha
Where did robin go? to have a bi moment with batman "You cheered me up with that last post.....lol  | |||
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"I'll name the baby after you..haha
Where did robin go? to have a bi moment with batman
You cheered me up with that last post.....lol "fancy joining them? | |||
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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?
Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......
Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand
What to put your teeth in?
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Would love to share!! I'll go and get another glass " | |||
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"I'll name the baby after you..haha
Where did robin go? to have a bi moment with batman
You cheered me up with that last post.....lol fancy joining them? "Miss D next to me...I must have died and gone to heaven. | |||
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"I'll name the baby after you..haha
Where did robin go? to have a bi moment with batman
You cheered me up with that last post.....lol fancy joining them?
Miss D next to me...I must have died and gone to heaven. "wakey wakey your dreaming again lol | |||
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"Hello. Sexy " Mmmmmm hello handsome can we go for round 6 now ? | |||
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"Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes " christ your cumming already shhhhhhhh youl wake the neighbours | |||
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them? "Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ?? | |||
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"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah " awwwww contentment now come cuddle in to my boosoms for pillows | |||
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?
Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ??"??!!! | |||
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?
Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ??"I know how you loved that big lumber jack look | |||
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?
Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ??I know how you loved that big lumber jack look "Pmsl ?? | |||
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?
Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ??I know how you loved that big lumber jack look
Pmsl ??"lumber jack before becoming jac | |||
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them? "You again WoW | |||
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?
Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ????!!!"Shud have said "brother" not sister Its an old joke lol | |||
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?
Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ????!!!
Shud have said "brother" not sister
Its an old joke lol "yes i got it lol | |||
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"good morning. um would you please undo these handcuffs now " Ok but in future when you try to dom me.. Just remember who's boss | |||
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"Jacs where did he go did u remember to take the handcuffs of "Awwww shit who sthe skeleton on my bed ? | |||
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""sorry man but like Erm I've gave you the clap"" so fucking funny!!!! | |||
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""sorry man but like Erm I've gave you the clap" "where did you come from ? | |||
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"im afraid Fi's clap is spreading I do apologise" listen matey if you expect a round of applause from me the same as fi your not on ...that is the clap you ment right ? | |||
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