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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't believe miss_dynomite has never heard this term before!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Can't believe miss_dynomite has never heard this term before!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry... Nawty_missdynomite (spelled the name wrong! Oops!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe miss_dynomite has never heard this term before!

Spelled your name wrong and everything! Arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never heard it either....

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

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Ok I hold my hand up I've never heard of it either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never heard it either....

Jinty, I'd gladly give you a demonstration!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of it either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I hold my hand up I've never heard of it either

Would you also care for a demo cutie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never heard of it either

Google it! That's what Google is for after all! You might be surprised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not have I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of it too.

I think you have made it up

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

phew glad its no just me then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never heard of it too.

I think you have made it up

It's a genuine term! I wouldn't make something as genius as that up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Definition from urban dictionary...

moustache ride

when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never heard of it too.

I think you have made it up

It's a genuine term! I wouldn't make something as genius as that up! "

Have you been pressing the random word button on urban dictionary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definition from urban dictionary...

moustache ride

when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony

I thought that was called having fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never heard of it too.

I think you have made it up

It's a genuine term! I wouldn't make something as genius as that up!

Have you been pressing the random word button on urban dictionary? "

No chance! It's a term I've used for years!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definition from urban dictionary...

moustache ride

when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony

I thought that was called having fun"

It is... The tash provides an extra tickle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never heard of it too.

I think you have made it up

It's a genuine term! I wouldn't make something as genius as that up!

Have you been pressing the random word button on urban dictionary?

No chance! It's a term I've used for years!

And you only bring it up now, keeping us in the dark for all these years. Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never heard of it too.

I think you have made it up

It's a genuine term! I wouldn't make something as genius as that up!

Have you been pressing the random word button on urban dictionary?

No chance! It's a term I've used for years!

And you only bring it up now, keeping us in the dark for all these years. Tut tut "

Oh, I'll gladly give you a demonstration if you really want to know more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh urban dictionary. Explains it

Example

ANGRY PIRATE!!

Best one ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh urban dictionary. Explains it

Example

ANGRY PIRATE!!

Best one ever

Hahaha! Angry Dragon came up at the same time! Need to give them a go at some point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Press exit and step away from the porn

Think your watching way too much mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Press exit and step away from the porn

Think your watching way too much mr

Urban dictionary is porn? I've been using it all wrong then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so old I can remember when we just shagged....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never heard of it too.

I think you have made it up

It's a genuine term! I wouldn't make something as genius as that up!

Have you been pressing the random word button on urban dictionary?

No chance! It's a term I've used for years!

And you only bring it up now, keeping us in the dark for all these years. Tut tut

Oh, I'll gladly give you a demonstration if you really want to know more

Moustaches just don't do it for me sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so old I can remember when we just shagged....

Why can't it be like that

instead of everyone having to be into some kind of kink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so old I can remember when we just shagged....

Ur not old!! Ur a very sexy lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so old I can remember when we just shagged....

Why can't it be like that

instead of everyone having to be into some kind of kink. "

I know...we did it all....we just didnae give it a weird name.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that not just called going down in a woman. Fuck me the MTV generation have so much to answer for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that not just called going down in a woman. Fuck me the MTV generation have so much to answer for!

Kinda lingers.....I believe.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alabama hot pocket lol google that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so old I can remember when we just shagged....

Why can't it be like that

instead of everyone having to be into some kind of kink.

I know...we did it all....we just didnae give it a weird name.....

Exactly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alabama hot pocket lol google that "

Where's the boak button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that not just called going down in a woman. Fuck me the MTV generation have so much to answer for!

Kinda lingers.....I believe.....

It definitely does Jinty! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alabama hot pocket lol google that "

Ffs....stretcher for Miss McGinty......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alabama hot pocket lol google that

Where's the boak button

Just want to say that I have never tried it or do I have any plans to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so old I can remember when we just shagged....

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How rude last night. Don't you remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alabama hot pocket lol google that

Where's the boak button

Just want to say that I have never tried it or do I have any plans to lol"

Yeah yeah. That was you testing the water to see what people's reactions were to it.

I know your game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so old I can remember when we just shagged....

How rude last night. Don't you remember

Wake me up next time jack!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definition from urban dictionary...

moustache ride

when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony

aww thats what its called I just thought I was having a pervy good time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definition from urban dictionary...

moustache ride

when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony

aww thats what its called I just thought I was having a pervy good time

Pervy good times are always fun! The pervier the better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alabama hot pocket lol google that

Where's the boak button

Just want to say that I have never tried it or do I have any plans to lol

Yeah yeah. That was you testing the water to see what people's reactions

were to it.

I know your game!

u got me there lol so u up for it? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alabama hot pocket lol google that

Where's the boak button

Just want to say that I have never tried it or do I have any plans to lol

Yeah yeah. That was you testing the water to see what people's reactions

were to it.

I know your game!

u got me there lol so u up for it? Lol

Yeah go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alabama hot pocket lol google that

Where's the boak button

Just want to say that I have never tried it or do I have any plans to lol

Yeah yeah. That was you testing the water to see what people's reactions

were to it.

I know your game!

u got me there lol so u up for it? Lol

Yeah go on then

I've got one stewing be down soon lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alabama hot pocket lol google that

Where's the boak button

Just want to say that I have never tried it or do I have any plans to lol

Yeah yeah. That was you testing the water to see what people's reactions

were to it.

I know your game!

u got me there lol so u up for it? Lol

Yeah go on then

I've got one stewing be down soon lol

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was actually a wee bit sick in my mouth when I read about the Alabama.....fuck it I don't even want to

Mention it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boak just Google search ed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boak just Google search ed it

This has gone very sleepy downhill from a simple moustache ride!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I've ruined everyone's Friday night with the Alabama hot pocket! Except fab fem who seems to be embracing it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I've ruined everyone's Friday night with the Alabama hot pocket! Except fab fem who seems to be embracing it lol

Haha you want me to embrace it now!

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over a year ago

"Looks like I've ruined everyone's Friday night with the Alabama hot pocket! Except fab fem who seems to be embracing it lol

Haha you want me to embrace it now!

Either that or be sick like the rest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I've ruined everyone's Friday night with the Alabama hot pocket! Except fab fem who seems to be embracing it lol

Haha you want me to embrace it now!

Either that or be sick like the rest lol "

I do seem to remember boaking at the start but I have dealt with it and now I can talk about it without being sick.......... Much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I've ruined everyone's Friday night with the Alabama hot pocket! Except fab fem who seems to be embracing it lol

Haha you want me to embrace it now!

Either that or be sick like the rest lol

I do seem to remember boaking at the start but I have dealt with it and now I can talk about it without being sick.......... Much "

Ok I will settle for a rusty trombone then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I've ruined everyone's Friday night with the Alabama hot pocket! Except fab fem who seems to be embracing it lol

Haha you want me to embrace it now!

Either that or be sick like the rest lol

I do seem to remember boaking at the start but I have dealt with it and now I can talk about it without being sick.......... Much

Ok I will settle for a rusty trombone then

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I've ruined everyone's Friday night with the Alabama hot pocket! Except fab fem who seems to be embracing it lol

Haha you want me to embrace it now!

Either that or be sick like the rest lol

I do seem to remember boaking at the start but I have dealt with it and now I can talk about it without being sick.......... Much

Ok I will settle for a rusty trombone then

Haha

Still not refused lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alabama hot ....what the feckin hell! I ain't never goin' down them southern states, no sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I've ruined everyone's Friday night with the Alabama hot pocket! Except fab fem who seems to be embracing it lol

Haha you want me to embrace it now!

Either that or be sick like the rest lol

I do seem to remember boaking at the start but I have dealt with it and now I can talk about it without being sick.......... Much

Ok I will settle for a rusty trombone then

Haha

Still not refused lol

Didn't think I would need to refuse. Thought it would be obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I've ruined everyone's Friday night with the Alabama hot pocket! Except fab fem who seems to be embracing it lol

Haha you want me to embrace it now!

Either that or be sick like the rest lol

I do seem to remember boaking at the start but I have dealt with it and now I can talk about it without being sick.......... Much

Ok I will settle for a rusty trombone then

Haha

Still not refused lol

Didn't think I would need to refuse. Thought it would be obvious

Obviously your embracing it lol

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Alabama hot pocket lol google that "

my question is why would you want to? I prefer to flush when I go....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't imagine ever being d*unk enough to consider that, rather off putting actually.

Each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alabama hot pocket lol google that

my question is why would you want to? I prefer to flush when I go....lol"

Some people prefer non vanilla toilet habits lol

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

What is this Urban Dictionary you all speak of???,

PMSL!

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

and as for the angry dragon....just let a guy try it when I have his cock in my mouth! He would only have the chance to do that once....he would never have the chance to have another bj ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Type your name in to urban dictionary and see what it says lol I'm quite happy to be martin now lol

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over a year ago

"Looks like I've ruined everyone's Friday night with the Alabama hot pocket! Except fab fem who seems to be embracing it lol

Haha you want me to embrace it now!

Either that or be sick like the rest lol

I do seem to remember boaking at the start but I have dealt with it and now I can talk about it without being sick.......... Much

Ok I will settle for a rusty trombone then

Haha

Still not refused lol

Didn't think I would need to refuse. Thought it would be obvious

Obviously your embracing it lol

Just having a laugh. What's the point in being serious on here

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over a year ago

"Looks like I've ruined everyone's Friday night with the Alabama hot pocket! Except fab fem who seems to be embracing it lol

Haha you want me to embrace it now!

Either that or be sick like the rest lol

I do seem to remember boaking at the start but I have dealt with it and now I can talk about it without being sick.......... Much

Ok I will settle for a rusty trombone then

Haha

Still not refused lol

Didn't think I would need to refuse. Thought it would be obvious

Obviously your embracing it lol

Just having a laugh. What's the point in being serious on here "

Your right! No point in being serious lol was kinda looking forward to an Alabama hot pocket tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just having a laugh. What's the point in being serious on here

Your right! No point in being serious lol was kinda looking forward to an Alabama hot pocket tho

Awe sorry. What about a Boston pancake instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just having a laugh. What's the point in being serious on here

Your right! No point in being serious lol was kinda looking forward to an Alabama hot pocket tho

Awe sorry. What about a Boston pancake instead

Ok a Boston pancake sounds gd to me

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