FabSwingers.com forum: Cottage Holiday Advice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok My Boyfriend has promised to take me cottaging again this year .... but after last years trip I am not sure I want to go.

I don't want to appear ungrateful but the cottage we went to had a really strange, pungent aroma about it ....

We also had to share it with a lot of other people .... it all seemed to be men too.

I was quite impressed with the little yellow soaps they left for us in the cottage ... but to be honest the golden shower he promised wasn't even fitted ... had to use the sink.

It was good that we had two toilets ... and they left a nice hole in the separating wall so we could speak to each other when we went .... I found that quite romantic.

I can't recall even seeing sheets, but when I came round in the mornings after he gave me some rowhip and All, or something like that to drink, he told me they had already been in and that I had been well serviced ....

Should I tell him I don't want to go back this year as I'd rather go caravaning or should I just go and keep the peace?

Your advice would be very much appreciated.

Kirsty

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

Kirsty if I were you I'd make sure he bought you a suitcase of new outfits and shoes to match.

Sharing is fine as long as they don't drink all the booze or hog the quilt after

The caravan idea is good but all that rocking would be likely to send you rolling down the hill into the local pub and then even more guys would be in your presence to lend a helping hand or two..... god i just love the way you think ahead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kirsty if I were you I'd make sure he bought you a suitcase of new outfits and shoes to match.

Sharing is fine as long as they don't drink all the booze or hog the quilt after

Dahling I tell you .... that last cottage we went to I wouldn't take my oldest clarks shoes into .... floor wasn't too dry .... nice yellow finish ... but a tad on the damp side to take any of my best heels into ...

No It's wellies and wetsuits this time he has been told ....

I can also tell you there were no booze either .... only claps and cheers ....

No the Caravan is more suited to trailer trash like me .... I have seen one in the catalogue ... state of the art ... television and betamax video on hand .... sure it's operated by dynamo but I don't mind flickering images .... I ain't epilateic you know ..... I'm an exclusively flymo type of girl.

Thank you for your advice though .... I appreciate you taking the time out from all that shagging to help me ...

Kirsty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahah brilliant xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him you'll go if they fit a living model.... to give the shower... I've heard that's very arty...

As for the service having been in and you'd been serviced they cant be much good, as you dont even remember.

I usually have that feeling ...you know ..well done.

It's important also that the managment is part of the experience other wise how do you know your getting the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol have to say kirsty i cant knock wellies spend most of my life in them lol

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

If It Wiznae Fur Yer Wellies Where Wid Ye Be?

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By *hirefunguyMan
over a year ago

Moray/ Inverness

Excellent!! - my sides are sore with laughing!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If It Wiznae Fur Yer Wellies Where Wid Ye Be?"

You'd be in the hospital or the infirmary,

For you wid hae a doze o the flue, or even pluracy,

If it wisnae fur yer feet in yer wellies ...

Kirsty

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