FabSwingers.com forum: ugly social

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wonder if anybody would fancy a social , entry rules would be strict , no greek gods and gym fit toned studs

you would need to be uglier than the inside of a shit smugglers duffle bag and a personality that could knock the bubbles out of a pint of beer at twenty paces

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"wonder if anybody would fancy a social , entry rules would be strict , no greek gods and gym fit toned studs

you would need to be uglier than the inside of a shit smugglers duffle bag and a personality that could knock the bubbles out of a pint of beer at twenty paces

"
one for me please fat therefor ugly lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then me too won't feel out of place

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in....'look like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me and batman in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had the courage to go to a social but might fit in with this 1

lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please specs n a huge nose here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in....im pure plug today ....hit every single branch of the ugly tree on my way down and landed on my fizzog!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right i have seen pic of 5 off the ladies posting and none of them are ugly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

one for me im a fat specky ugly fecker

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Yeah why not x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one for me im a fat specky ugly fecker

love a woman in glasses

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah why not x"

Think you mis read the post it said ugly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count us in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Fat auld burd here.... I'm in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

how are folkies set for friday 1st august ? the wages will be in , bonus , so i will be able to drink enough beer to make the Viking god of drinking hang up his drinking codpiece and take up knitting

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how are folkies set for friday 1st august ? the wages will be in , bonus , so i will be able to drink enough beer to make the Viking god of drinking hang up his drinking codpiece and take up knitting

Works for me. Count me in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in. As long as darkness set in lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if you wear really dark ray bans ita always dark lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the irony is there is no irony

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place for me!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo. Up for this one will bring my own rotten. Fruit with me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

count me in, I get more pokes on facebook than on here. (and im not even on facebook)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had the courage to go to a social but might fit in with this 1

lol

"
there great. Nites. Out you will enjoy. And if you need a plus 1 echhmmmm

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll attend, I'm super ugly tho so don't all get jealous ok

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Yeah why not x

Think you mis read the post it said ugly

I am still sleepy and I dont have my glasses on but isnt it subjective?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a coupon that looks like it's been set on fire and put out with a pair of hob nailed boots, I'm up for it!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had the courage to go to a social but might fit in with this 1

lol

there great. Nites. Out you will enjoy. And if you need a plus 1 echhmmmm

"
ooh ill take you up on that offer we can wear matching balaclavas lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in, im so ugly that I tried to upload a new profile picture but it got rejected by anti virus software

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in, im so ugly that I tried to upload a new profile picture but it got rejected by anti virus software

Pinnochio!!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had the courage to go to a social but might fit in with this 1

lol

there great. Nites. Out you will enjoy. And if you need a plus 1 echhmmmm

ooh ill take you up on that offer we can wear matching balaclavas lol

"
pmsl. Ok so am I getting. Ready. At your place then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in, im so ugly that I tried to upload a new profile picture but it got rejected by anti virus software

Pinnochio!!!!!"

Im so ugly the only contraception I need is to leave the lights on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so ugly r I'm a double bagger, one to go over my head and one to go over the woman's in case mines slips off and scares the shit outta her!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so ugly r I'm a double bagger, one to go over my head and one to go over the woman's in case mines slips off and scares the shit outta her!"

Hahahaha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im so ugly that when I give a blow job its the same as rock climbing, hold on and Dont Look Down!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so ugly that when I was born the midwife threw me away and handed my mum the afterbirth!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what time suites folkies ? 5pm onwards ? dress code will be knitted thong and a clingfilm boob tube for the guys and something equaly classy for the girls , lime green is a good colour as it matches my teeth , well the few real ones i have left anyway

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"what time suites folkies ? 5pm onwards ? dress code will be knitted thong and a clingfilm boob tube for the guys and something equaly classy for the girls , lime green is a good colour as it matches my teeth , well the few real ones i have left anyway

Can't we wait til it's dark? Don't want to scare the kids

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we make it a wee bit later? Court told me that my ugliness is so offensive to others that I cant go out until its dark

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we make it in a Church with a bell tower? Just so that my better looking brother Quasimodo feels at home!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well , i will be there from about 5 , stroll along when its good for you , i need to do beer drinking on a biblical scale to cover over the facts that i have no personality and am less popular than Hitlers mother

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was thinking about the necropolis , bags of room and the residents arnt that fussy who pops in for a drink , and for those that cant actualy get anybody to chat to them there are bags of interesting grave stones you can pretend you are reading

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crying here hahaha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wonder if anybody would fancy a social , entry rules would be strict , no greek gods and gym fit toned studs

you would need to be uglier than the inside of a shit smugglers duffle bag and a personality that could knock the bubbles out of a pint of beer at twenty paces

aww thats me out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had the courage to go to a social but might fit in with this 1

lol

there great. Nites. Out you will enjoy. And if you need a plus 1 echhmmmm

ooh ill take you up on that offer we can wear matching balaclavas lol

pmsl. Ok so am I getting. Ready. At your place then

"
aye prob best get ready fr the ugly ball together

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Yeah why not x

Think you mis read the post it said ugly

Lol batman, I didnt misread. I think I would put myself in the jolie laide category anyway

Where's Nawty Max when you need her?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah why not x

Think you mis read the post it said ugly

Lol batman, I didnt misread. I think I would put myself in the jolie laide category anyway

Where's Nawty Max when you need her? "
i apologise I just think your stunning

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly qualify for both requirements lol, time to break the social duck!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can I apply ? Bags hiding in the corner tho

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corner is my space!

Will check with him on the date.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I turn up and I'm the ugliest fucker there, I won't be happy! x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"If I turn up and I'm the ugliest fucker there, I won't be happy! x"

Your joking!!! Have you seen some of us ugly fookers that's going

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when and were are we going

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I turn up and I'm the ugliest fucker there, I won't be happy! x

Your joking!!! Have you seen some of us ugly fookers that's going

Fair point lol but present company not included

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in... shitty body

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread