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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"have a feel of this shirt, that's boyfriend. Material

"your eyes. Are like spanners every. Time I look at them ma nuts tighten"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That dress looks good on you but it would look better on my bedroom floor

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Fuck me if I'm wrong but have we met before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youve got come to bed eyes so fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're some bit if gear for 40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you're some bit if gear for 40 "

*of*

bloody phone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you're some bit if gear for 40 "
you certainly. Are!! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once on a works night out with a colleague when a guy was hitting on her. He said " you've got come to bed eyes!" And quick as a flash she replied " yeah! And you've got been to bed hair". Brilliant!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A guy walked upto me in a bar with his right hand in his pocket and said if you can guess what ive got in my hand you can have it .... I said if it only fits in one hand you can f*****g keep it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 18 a customer in the bar i worked in said she wanted to take me home and feed me chocolate biscuits how can a boy refuse that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you're some bit if gear for 40 you certainly. Are!! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven "

how did you know i was a fallen angel?

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"A guy walked upto me in a bar with his right hand in his pocket and said if you can guess what ive got in my hand you can have it .... I said if it only fits in one hand you can f*****g keep it "

lmfao classic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey misses you want your hole ? ..... Naw, well chuck it over here I'm gagging for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy walked upto me in a bar with his right hand in his pocket and said if you can guess what ive got in my hand you can have it .... I said if it only fits in one hand you can f*****g keep it

lmfao classic.. "

And off he went to the burn ward

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"A guy walked upto me in a bar with his right hand in his pocket and said if you can guess what ive got in my hand you can have it .... I said if it only fits in one hand you can f*****g keep it

lmfao classic..

And off he went to the burn ward "
feel the friction burrrnnn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you're some bit if gear for 40 you certainly. Are!! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

how did you know i was a fallen angel?

"
you just looked angelic in your pics, specially. In those pants mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your feet sore? You been running through my mind all night long babe!

Your mates sucks cock like hetty hoover, do you suck like a dyson?.. id hope not! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you shag on the first date or we going to McDonalds twice.

Or

Id take you to KFC on our first date, but I don't know If I can handle to greasy buckets in one night!

Neither have ever worked for me, I aint got a clue why!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning darling?

Women: Unfertilised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab your coat, you've pulled

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Man: excuse me is that a ladder on your legs or a stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you cum here often or do u want to wait till your back at mine?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you got bacon in your fidgre! no. aww well we will go to tesco 24hrs on the way home as you can make me bacon roll in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's 20p go phone yer maw and tell her your not coming home tonight

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