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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

let's start the week with a happy story .....once upon a time there was a ...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"let's start the week with a happy story .....once upon a time there was a ..."
Happy smiley girl called Nawty Missdynomite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who was bored and lonely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decided to go to ann summers

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Decided to go to ann summers "
but got stopped in her tracks by some fab friends so left empty handed hee hee ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lucky enough it was commando Sunday ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but hands wernt empty for long lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

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"but hands wernt empty for long lol

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Because he was so busy having wank when in walked ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A horse ...n he says to it ..Whits wae the long face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B took the horse home cos it was a black and white Indian horse...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

C . In came a bear .and asked for a ......

Beer ...

Barman says ..what's wae the big pause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the bears fave beer had run out and he was upset

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Have an Irn bru instead said the barman, it will make you big and strong, just like....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Have an Irn bru instead said the barman, it will make you big and strong, just like.... "
Andykay hes big strong and very very long and .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furry - just like a ....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

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"Furry - just like a ...."
cute little teddy bear that you can take to ....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Furry - just like a ....cute little teddy bear that you can take to ...."

A Teddy Bears Picnic. So Miss D decided a picnic would be just the thing to make it a very happy day. So she chose her fave Fab Teddy Bears consisting of...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Furry - just like a ....cute little teddy bear that you can take to ....

A Teddy Bears Picnic. So Miss D decided a picnic would be just the thing to make it a very happy day. So she chose her fave Fab Teddy Bears consisting of...

"

peter pan ,captain jack and of course teddy furry ....ohhhh the things she had planned for them three were .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick, just plain sick. Particularly as Peter Pan was smoother than a baby's bum. So Peter flew off...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Sick, just plain sick. Particularly as Peter Pan was smoother than a baby's bum. So Peter flew off..."
to tinker with tinkers bell as jack, furry and nawty missd d .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filled the paddling pool with baby oil and

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Filled the paddling pool with baby oil and"
where they slip slided the afternoon away not realising that they were being watched by pervy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter pan who was hiding in the bushes, but then, suddenly....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Peter pan who was hiding in the bushes, but then, suddenly...."
appeard nosympathy with his cock in his hand shouting ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Peter fella is trying to get me to fly with my kilt on so he can look..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""That Peter fella is trying to get me to fly with my kilt on so he can look...""
up at me chorus and verse, so with. Peter pan from tandyville gone, furry. Stopped.off to buy some cake. Jack an nawty. Slipped. Off to a quiet secluded. Spot were they could....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


""That Peter fella is trying to get me to fly with my kilt on so he can look..."up at me chorus and verse, so withget . Peter pan from tandyville gone, furry. Stopped.off to buy some cake. Jack an nawty. Slipped. Off to a quiet secluded. Spot were they could...."
make babies and call them?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""That Peter fella is trying to get me to fly with my kilt on so he can look..."up at me chorus and verse, so withget . Peter pan from tandyville gone, furry. Stopped.off to buy some cake. Jack an nawty. Slipped. Off to a quiet secluded. Spot were they could....make babies and call them?.... "

Jakes

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


""That Peter fella is trying to get me to fly with my kilt on so he can look..."up at me chorus and verse, so withget . Peter pan from tandyville gone, furry. Stopped.off to buy some cake. Jack an nawty. Slipped. Off to a quiet secluded. Spot were they could....make babies and call them?....

Jakes "

jack n miss D were delighted with their little Jakes that they decided to make some more and.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""That Peter fella is trying to get me to fly with my kilt on so he can look..."up at me chorus and verse, so withget . Peter pan from tandyville gone, furry. Stopped.off to buy some cake. Jack an nawty. Slipped. Off to a quiet secluded. Spot were they could....make babies and call them?....

Jakes jack n miss D were delighted with their little Jakes that they decided to make some more and....."

Miss D lived up to her name and made Jack explode

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


""That Peter fella is trying to get me to fly with my kilt on so he can look..."up at me chorus and verse, so withget . Peter pan from tandyville gone, furry. Stopped.off to buy some cake. Jack an nawty. Slipped. Off to a quiet secluded. Spot were they could....make babies and call them?....

Jakes jack n miss D were delighted with their little Jakes that they decided to make some more and.....

Miss D lived up to her name and made Jack explode "

what a mess he made it squirted all over macs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""That Peter fella is trying to get me to fly with my kilt on so he can look..."up at me chorus and verse, so withget . Peter pan from tandyville gone, furry. Stopped.off to buy some cake. Jack an nawty. Slipped. Off to a quiet secluded. Spot were they could....make babies and call them?....

Jakes jack n miss D were delighted with their little Jakes that they decided to make some more and.....

Miss D lived up to her name and made Jack explode what a mess he made it squirted all over macs..."

trenchcoat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""That Peter fella is trying to get me to fly with my kilt on so he can look..."up at me chorus and verse, so withget . Peter pan from tandyville gone, furry. Stopped.off to buy some cake. Jack an nawty. Slipped. Off to a quiet secluded. Spot were they could....make babies and call them?....

Jakes jack n miss D were delighted with their little Jakes that they decided to make some more and.....

Miss D lived up to her name and made Jack explode what a mess he made it squirted all over macs...trenchcoat "

Soaking the lovely cake he had in the pocket which had been intended for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Soaking the lovely cake he had in the pocket which had been intended for"

... all the wee jakies. The wee Jakies started to cry & moan & whinge as wee jakies do. The whining became so much that Miss D got a headache & Jack went off to the fruit aisle of Morrison's to get some...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Soaking the lovely cake he had in the pocket which had been intended for

... all the wee jakies. The wee Jakies started to cry & moan & whinge as wee jakies do. The whining became so much that Miss D got a headache & Jack went off to the fruit aisle of Morrison's to get some...

"

to get some cucumbers. For peter pans photo. Shoot for canny klime

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"

Soaking the lovely cake he had in the pocket which had been intended for

... all the wee jakies. The wee Jakies started to cry & moan & whinge as wee jakies do. The whining became so much that Miss D got a headache & Jack went off to the fruit aisle of Morrison's to get some...

to get some cucumbers. For peter pans photo. Shoot for canny klime "

But nawty had other ideas for that cucumber that involved peter pan and jacks ass....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However their Aunty Fi turned up and took over the cucumber saying, I know where this should go

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"However their Aunty Fi turned up and took over the cucumber saying, I know where this should go "
now bend over mac cause its going in said fi right up your.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" But nawty had other ideas for that cucumber that involved peter pan and jacks ass...."

However Peter beat them both to it, snatched the cucumber & rammed it into Jacks ass as he fired his tongue into Nawty's mouth. This prevented Nawty from being able to speak for once, & Jack was pretty speechless too. Just at that Wendy came in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"However their Aunty Fi turned up and took over the cucumber saying, I know where this should go now bend over mac cause its going in said fi right up your....."

And the cucumber got doubled ended by Fi & Wendy. So Peter flew off to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"However their Aunty Fi turned up and took over the cucumber saying, I know where this should go now bend over mac cause its going in said fi right up your....."

No no no, its a treat for cousin guitar who was promised it weeks ago

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