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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well what the fek. Are they???

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Well what the fek. Are they??? "
There only one step to heave sweetie come see me il show ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good food, good company, mindblowing sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think that's simple to answer that will be the bottom three before you get to the fourth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being good (at being bad)

Love and contentment (with lots of naughty sex)

Making time for people who make time for you (forgive and smile at the haters)

That's how I want to get there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The first. Has to be # clean in boxers. Clean in spirit #

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As in the lyrics...

Just follow steps one, two and three

Step one - you find a girl (or guy) to love

Step two - she falls in love with you

Step three - you kiss and hold her tightly

Yeah! that sure seems like heaven to me...

BOAK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love, laugh and be happy....

You may not get to heaven but it'll make THIS life more enjoyable....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the lyrics...

Just follow steps one, two and three

Step one - you find a girl (or guy) to love

Step two - she falls in love with you

Step three - you kiss and hold her tightly

Yeah! that sure seems like heaven to me...

BOAK!"

Eddie Cochran quote on a Swingers forum....he'll be spinning in his grave lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the lyrics...

Just follow steps one, two and three

Step one - you find a girl (or guy) to love

Step two - she falls in love with you

Step three - you kiss and hold her tightly

Yeah! that sure seems like heaven to me...

BOAK!

Eddie Cochran quote on a Swingers forum....he'll be spinning in his grave lol"

how you know he didn't dabble himself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As in the lyrics...

Just follow steps one, two and three

Step one - you find a girl (or guy) to love

Step two - she falls in love with you

Step three - you kiss and hold her tightly

Yeah! that sure seems like heaven to me...

BOAK!

Eddie Cochran quote on a Swingers forum....he'll be spinning in his grave lol"

a thought. It was the drifters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the lyrics...

Just follow steps one, two and three

Step one - you find a girl (or guy) to love

Step two - she falls in love with you

Step three - you kiss and hold her tightly

Yeah! that sure seems like heaven to me...

BOAK!

Eddie Cochran quote on a Swingers forum....he'll be spinning in his grave lola thought. It was the drifters "

Eddie Cochran did it before The Drifters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the lyrics...

Just follow steps one, two and three

Step one - you find a girl (or guy) to love

Step two - she falls in love with you

Step three - you kiss and hold her tightly

Yeah! that sure seems like heaven to me...

BOAK!

Eddie Cochran quote on a Swingers forum....he'll be spinning in his grave lol

how you know he didn't dabble himself?"

Because like me Eddie was an upstanding, clean cut guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I stand corrected by the elderly. Gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stand corrected by the elderly. Gentleman. "

Oooft touche good sir!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I stand corrected by the elderly. Gentleman. "
I think Jack me lad would be flogging his empty irn bru ginger botles and dad dancing shoes

Andykay is defo looking to get rid of all the unused waxing kits hes gatherd up

And Hamish would be selling of his old lycra cycling shorts unwashed of course lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I stand corrected by the elderly. Gentleman. I think Jack me lad would be flogging his empty irn bru ginger botles and dad dancing shoes

Andykay is defo looking to get rid of all the unused waxing kits hes gatherd up

And Hamish would be selling of his old lycra cycling shorts unwashed of course lol

"

ops dunno how this got posted here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wtf how did you manage. That is there some sort of glitch. In the matrix!!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Wtf how did you manage. That is there some sort of glitch. In the matrix!!!! "
I dunno too much sun today i think fried my brain lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

A right noisy pushy cunt tried to sell his three steps heaven to me but he pissed off when i told him back packs are for gays

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