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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One of my favs has to be;

'whats for you wont go by you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never argue with an idiot, they bring you down to their level and beat you with years of experience..."

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Some people are like nappies always on your ass and always full of shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Oscar Wilde"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol, lots of great ones guys also love

'What goes around comes around, karma is only a bitch if you are'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery

Malcom X

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By *azman4Man
over a year ago

Fife /Edinburgh

Fav quote -If you've got it baby Flaunt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its better to look at it than look for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery

Malcom X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is what happens when you are busy making plans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask the question & look a fool for a moment or two.

Don't ask the question & look a fool all your life.

Confusios

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Life is what happens when you are busy making plans."
3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and im not sure about the universe."

Albert Einstein.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women. Have small. Feet to get closer. To the sink (oooof ducks for cover)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women. Have small. Feet to get closer. To the sink (oooof ducks for cover) "

Oooft someone has a Fab death wish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work is the curse if the drinking classes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its nice to be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another classic workplace one:

Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't get what you want, think yourself lucky you don't get what you deserve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another classic workplace one:

Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one. "
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say what you mean and mean what you say .

Never judge a book by its cover.

Accept the things you cannot change .

You'll never find what you're looking for if you continue to keep looking back .

Just a few I like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say what you mean and mean what you say .

Never judge a book by its cover.

Accept the things you cannot change .

You'll never find what you're looking for if you continue to keep looking back .

Just a few I like "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You answer to no one only yourself"

If I ever doubt myself I always remember this, as I'm saying to the other person-who the fuck do u think u are

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

.Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimate liar would always insist they're honest about everything

.Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.

Consistency is the refuge of the unimaginative

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"I tell the truth even when i lie" #scarface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No woman will ever be happy. Cos no man will ever have a chocolate. Penis that shoots out money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only time you should look down at someone is when your giving them a helping hand up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only time you should look down at someone is when your giving them a helping hand up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no harm in asking I hope

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"ye cani be fuckin serious at that."

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

You have to stop and look around every once in a while or you might miss it

Always mess with their minds

You're only as old as the person you feel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and you cry alone."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have nothing nice to say! Say nothing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Most of us have the ability to light up a room ... some when we arrive others when they leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try.

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By *amamanMan
over a year ago

Inverness and around. ...

If it looks right it usually is ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's nothing conceptually better than rock'n'roll"

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over a year ago


"Women. Have small. Feet to get closer. To the sink (oooof ducks for cover) "

you know my size 3 can do loads of damage

Walk a mile in my shoes & see if your still standing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest risk you can take in life is to take no risk at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it smells. Ok eat it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"If it aint broke dont fix it"

"The shows not over till the old fat lady sings"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it smells. Ok eat it "

Sometimes your full stops completely alter the meaning jack!!! Its a hoot...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The biggest risk you can take in life is to take no risk at all"

"tough times dont last, tough people do"

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Act in haste and repent at leasure - made that mistake a few times

Trouble is there is also

Strike while the iron is hot ... which kinda implies act in haste!

Confused

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By *hristian1981Man
over a year ago

dundee

Anything with tits or tyres will cost a man money n heartache..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything with tits or tyres will cost a man money n heartache.."

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always expect the unexpected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" "

So,so true

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By *hristian1981Man
over a year ago

dundee

The time and the tide waits for no one.... and I am a no one

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By *amamanMan
over a year ago

Inverness and around. ...

Dont risk what you have for something you think you want

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By *omma49Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

David Cameron Prime Minister, on £70,000 a year plus expenses, quote on the recession we are all in this together!!

YEAH RIGHT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants a woman, as the most dangerous plaything - Nietzsche

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart now poop later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a paraphrase of the original but

Its not the woman in my life but the life in my woman

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

some folk never realise that mistakes are ment for learning ..........not repeating

It's better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back.

Beware, some people will sell you a dream and deliver a nightmare.

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over a year ago


"David Cameron Prime Minister, on £70,000 a year plus expenses, quote on the recession we are all in this together!!

YEAH RIGHT "

I get that and im not the prime minister who has a far tougher job than me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"I think therfore i am"

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By *rishhottieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Not really a quote...but it is a book title..

Im learning to live by it...

"Feel The Fear and Do It Anyway"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each morning we are born again ,

What we do today is what matters most

( Buddha )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"We dont fall in love with perfect people we fall in love with their imperfections"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all of us can do great things.

But we can do small things with great love.

Mother Teresa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weak people revenge

Strong people forgive

Intelligent people ignore......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you gonna get

forrest gump

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Weak people revenge

Strong people forgive

Intelligent people ignore......"
love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happily married couple seeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A love without pain is no love at all

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By *har1505Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Look but don't touch

Touch but don't taste

Taste but don't savour !!!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"David Cameron Prime Minister, on £70,000 a year plus expenses, quote on the recession we are all in this together!!

YEAH RIGHT "

You're half right. £142,000 is closer to the mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing in life is to be feared, it's only to be understood"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe look at that, isn't it cute, it's like a penis only smaller

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

Has to be

"Pullover, no it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never under estimate the other persons greed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reek with FABULOSITY.

You're so fabulous I'm sure you fart glitter.

Never let them steal yer glitter (Vic Vargus)

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"There is only one person that will stop me making love to you sweety!!!! The undertaker!."

My comments to Shy earlier on tonight.

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

Ill fuck you after a blow job lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Your sex is on fire"

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By *rulyFluffyCouple
over a year ago

West Galway


"Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you gonna get

forrest gump"

Thought it was his mum who says that.

Has anyone noticed that most of the "quotes" are not quotes at all, but clichés.

It's all good even the bad. Me

"Madam, I may be d*unk, but I'll be sober in the morning. You will always be ugly" Churchill.

"Either those curtains go, or I do" Oscar Wilde's last words.

Last words of Captain Johnson, in the Crimean War. "Don't worry lads. They couldn't possibly hit us from that dist" As last words go, those two are my favourites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no man is an island, unless his name is Madagascar!

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By *issyForDommeTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

It's only a small excerpt from the poem but i think it speaks to most of us.

We labour soon, we labour late to

feed the titled knave man, but all the

rest we're to get is that ayont the

grave man.

Robert Burns-The Liberty

Tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a dyson.

Treat her with respect !!

Don't pass her up.

All cocks look the same.

No married/attached men.

Been here before, I know how it works.

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By *hammydavisMan
over a year ago

glasgow

May the best of your yesterday's be the worst of your tomorrow's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laughter is the the best medicine.

Plenty more fish in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life's a bitch then you marry one then you die

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Shit stirrers who stir the pot should be made to lick the spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its an awfy life, withoot a wife, when the man next doors got two.

I saw a coo, come doon the road. Its no a coo, its a bull, by goad.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Dont argue with an idiot they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experiance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""There is only one person that will stop me making love to you sweety!!!! The undertaker!."

My comments to Shy earlier on tonight."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can bite ma shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ball is in the middle third ( quote from the footie last night ) totally baffled

Me that one and nope wasn't that tit Hansen it said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sport one for the real oldies

Remember Pot Black

The quote "For those watching in black and white the yellows next to the pink"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are what you do today, not what you say you’ll do tomorrow.

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By *lesgaguy9567Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I dont want to join a club that would have me as a member, Groucho Marx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's seen more coak ends than weekends.

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

O, wad some Power the giftie gie us

To see oursels as others see us!

The master

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All power corrupts, but we need electricity."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't ask you don't get. god loves a trier.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Wherever you go never take an arsehole with you, you'll find plenty of them when you get there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its always better to regret something you've done than something you havn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can waft in my draught.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shy waines dinnae get sweeties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding”

Betty White (allegedly)

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

if you ever find yourself the victim of other peoples bitterness,smallness or insecurities just remember things could be worse YOU COULD BE THEM!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding”

Betty White (allegedly)

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By *umboarderMan
over a year ago

east lothian

I won't cum in your mouth, honest.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anarchist plumber-"Smash the cistern" lol

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)

I wouldn't have to manage my anger if only people could learn how to manage their stupidity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great minds discuss ideas,average minds discuss events,small minds discuss people"- Eleanor Roosevelt

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


""Great minds discuss ideas,average minds discuss events,small minds discuss people"- Eleanor Roosevelt "
Oh im loving this one thanks for sharing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Great minds discuss ideas,average minds discuss events,small minds discuss people"- Eleanor Roosevelt Oh im loving this one thanks for sharing lol "
Aye It's a cracker eh.Had to google it to find out who I was quoting lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A rose by any other name is still a rose and an asshole an asshole

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


""Great minds discuss ideas,average minds discuss events,small minds discuss people"- Eleanor Roosevelt Oh im loving this one thanks for sharing lol Aye It's a cracker eh.Had to google it to find out who I was quoting lol "
lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never judge anyone just because they sin differently than you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never judge anyone just because they sin differently than you! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cant have everything... where would you put it all?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always be yourself ...... Unless you can be a unicorn, then be a unicorn - unknown

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By *ightningalwaysstrikes2TV/TS
over a year ago

EDINBURGH

treat everyday as your last because one day your going to be right ... (hector Nichol )

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

The beatings will continue until morale improves...

He who asks may feel a fool for 5 minutes, he who does not will be a fool forever...

and not so much a quote but one of my fav Billy Conolly put downs to an annoying heckler..

"You should get a manager pal, why sit in the dark handling yersel' ...!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"treat everyday as your last because one day your going to be right ... (hector Nichol )"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Only look down on people when giving them a helping hand up.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Marilyn Monroe

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

If you're going to be two faced , can you please at least make one of them pretty .

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Change what you can .leave alone what you can't, and have the wisdom to know the difference between each.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Marilyn Monroe"

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By *cottishoutdoorsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't drink water. That's the stuff that rusts pipes.

JP Wells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actions speaks better than words?

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Heh, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better the devil you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why fix something that is not broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

why settle for one cock when you could have two,three,four or five ....made that one up myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldn't score in a barrel of fannys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why settle for one cock when you could have two,three,four or five ....made that one up myself lol "

think me & you share the same fantasy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"why settle for one cock when you could have two,three,four or five ....made that one up myself lol

think me & you share the same fantasy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When expected to be in more than one place at a time or multi task my favourite is "you cant ride two horses with one arse "

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)

"You have two ears and one mouth - use them in proportion"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

If you didn't hear it with your own ears or see it with your own eyes then don't spread it with your big mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Too many assholes not enough bullets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaunnae no dae that.

how?

just gaunnae nae

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The squeeky wheel gets the grease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Woody allen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or my absolute favourite:

“Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.”

Robert heinlein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many men, so little time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My muma always taught me never speak with your mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust anyone with more than one phone they are usually a drug dealer or a cheat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

Albert Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cant improve by 100%, but you can improve 100 things by 1%"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can resist everything except temptation (Oscar Wilde)

Those whom the gods wish to succeed, they first destroy.

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By * BanditMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

You only live once but if you live it right once is enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pain is temporary pride is forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never share your secrets with anybody. If you cannot keep

secret with you , do not expect that other will keep it. ! It will destroy you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones!!!!!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.Bill Gates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pain is weakness leaving the body, (

my gym instructor)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together,justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces & move the F##k on

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A favourite of mine is one you won't find a probationer getting taught at Police College.

"which bit of 'get tae fuck' don't you understand"?

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do."

Voltaire

“Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.”

Plato

“You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.”

Plato

“One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.”

Plato

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over a year ago


"

"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do."

Voltaire

“Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.”

Plato

“You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.”

Plato

“One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.”

Plato

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The happiest people don't have the best of everything they make the best of everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets get ready to fumble.

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By *icklybitMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

You can only pish wi the cock youve got.

Ma faither.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Happy go lucky

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