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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glass of rose wine for me pls barman

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Glass of rose wine for me pls barman "
chardonnay for me please and make it a large one

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Ohh what i would give for a few ice cold peroni's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh what i would give for a few ice cold peroni's

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Hope your not driving. Bunks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I will have something that's fruity just to go with my mood

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

It should be mandatory to drink on the job wi some of the halfwits out here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a shandy for me ta, oh aye and a packet of scampi fries please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's getting. Bloody. Busy back here a need a barmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's getting. Bloody. Busy back here a need a barmaid

Aye aye Cap'n, if we can be trusted turn it into an honesty bar and take the night off

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"It's getting. Bloody. Busy back here a need a barmaid

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you called ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large glass of rose for me and a jd and for hubby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's getting. Bloody. Busy back here a need a barmaid

you called ?

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ok here I only. Have this pic outfit. For you to wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and diet for me, with a wee mango sours to follow! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's getting. Bloody. Busy back here a need a barmaid

you called ?

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ok here. Stick this pvc. Outfit on snd start. Serving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well "someone's" on the Cuba Libre's so I'll have one too.....muy caliente....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila

just leave the bottle

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"It's getting. Bloody. Busy back here a need a barmaid

you called ?

ok here. Stick this pvc. Outfit on snd start. Serving "
Ooooo i luv when ur masterful lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

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nuts?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Glass of rose wine for me pls barman "

Same for me... and he is paying hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Oh yes! Lets get the nuts out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Crackers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Crackers?

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food only. Served till9.30 then am getting. Pished

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Crackers?

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only if you work here lol

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By *at n michaelCouple
over a year ago

AYRSHIRE

bar open ,,,,drinks n nibbles....whos game .....n I don't mean jack n victor lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Party games starting. Early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Crackers?

only if you work here lol

Dips?

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By *awk3y3Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Wee cuppa tea for me and a straw .... arms are loup'in from the swimming and gym today

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Crackers?

only if you work here lol

Dips?

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I did have an answer to this one but thought better of it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Crackers?

only if you work here lol

Dips?

I did have an answer to this one but thought better of it lol

Ah go on! .......

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Crackers?

only if you work here lol

Dips?

I did have an answer to this one but thought better of it lol

Ah go on! ......."
No itwas a bit nawty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Crackers?

only if you work here lol

Dips?

I did have an answer to this one but thought better of it lol

Ah go on! .......No itwas a bit nawty lol

Pleeeaaassseee!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Crackers?

only if you work here lol

Dips?

I did have an answer to this one but thought better of it lol

Ah go on! .......No itwas a bit nawty lol

Erm.... That's never stopped ye before missus!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jager bombs, voddy and lemonade, beer ,cider oh and a lovely drink of tequila mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

please!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Crackers?

only if you work here lol

Dips?

I did have an answer to this one but thought better of it lol

Ah go on! .......No itwas a bit nawty lol

Erm.... That's never stopped ye before missus!!!

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hahahhaha true

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Crackers?

only if you work here lol

Dips?

I did have an answer to this one but thought better of it lol

Ah go on! .......No itwas a bit nawty lol

Pleeeaaassseee!? "
No im gonna be good lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Crackers?

only if you work here lol

Dips?

I did have an answer to this one but thought better of it lol

Ah go on! .......No itwas a bit nawty lol

Pleeeaaassseee!? No im gonna be good lol "
why. Change. Yer habits. Be NAWTY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have pizzas here,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a coffee or some monster for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously. Tho dis any wan fancy. A shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this bar do food? Can we get nachos??

nuts?

Crackers?

only if you work here lol

Dips?

I did have an answer to this one but thought better of it lol

Ah go on! .......No itwas a bit nawty lol

Pleeeaaassseee!? No im gonna be good lol "

I know what's running through my head but I've spent time on the naughty step recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mme me me me me me me................... Oh and me,

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Seriously. Tho dis any wan fancy. A shag"
Pstttttt cmer im in the cellar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously. Tho dis any wan fancy. A shagPstttttt cmer im in the cellar

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am cumin. Will a bring ma nuts???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously. Tho dis any wan fancy. A shag"

You had four of us last night and ye bolted!!!!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Seriously. Tho dis any wan fancy. A shagPstttttt cmer im in the cellar

am cumin. Will a bring ma nuts???

"
yeah and bring yer cock ...tail too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously. Tho dis any wan fancy. A shag

You had four of us last night and ye bolted!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously. Tho dis any wan fancy. A shag

You had four of us last night and ye bolted!!!!!!

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naw a didnae. Went fur a shave and aw youse chicks dun wan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...don't know about anyone else but after the copy and paste debacle I'm ready for another bevvie.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have another glass of rose wine please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am cumin. The other. Side of bar noo

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

vodka for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well...don't know about anyone else but after the copy and paste debacle I'm ready for another bevvie.....

way ahead of ye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well...don't know about anyone else but after the copy and paste debacle I'm ready for another bevvie.....

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jakey mc ginty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there something a bit different ?? I could go something very tasty mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double vodka and Miller for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there something a bit different ?? I could go something very tasty mmm

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Seriously. Tempted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously. Tho dis any wan fancy. A shag

You had four of us last night and ye bolted!!!!!!

naw a didnae. Went fur a shave and aw youse chicks dun wan

A shave for 2 hrs?!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

A she a wa a she a wa wa wa hic! Shzevyone thi winks on me shzee hic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar is open again, who's first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little pre lunch snifter wouldn't go amiss I feel....I'll be a lady and have a small white wine thanks Mrs dlt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming up jinty,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merci buckets....do feel free to join me while Mr dlt gets on with his washing....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coffee. And a wee croissant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk and 2,

Dont mind if I do, vodka bru, mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any nice couple in Edinburgh/fife looking for a meet tonight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar is open again, who's first?

Glass of Rioja and some Tapas please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God...I am soooooo crabbit!!!!!! HUGE DRINK PLEASE!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a bottle for u jinty,

Am so bloody bored could be doing with a party

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

water for me ,still hungover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a bottle for u jinty,

Am so bloody bored could be doing with a party

Damn I wish I was closer to ease you pain

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman
over a year ago

aberdeen

Peach Schnapps and lemonade plz

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Damn I didn't realise the bar was open.... I will have a glass of red please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you all get hangovers and no paracetamol to ease the pain...being on nights on a weekend suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh feck it give me a real stiff one I was trying to be good any ideas what I can have stiff & strong ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh feck it give me a real stiff one I was trying to be good any ideas what I can have stiff & strong ??

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i resisting the temptation to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cracked open a nice cold magners ahhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh feck it give me a real stiff one I was trying to be good any ideas what I can have stiff & strong ??

i resisting the temptation to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh feck it give me a real stiff one I was trying to be good any ideas what I can have stiff & strong ??

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a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh feck it give me a real stiff one I was trying to be good any ideas what I can have stiff & strong ??

have just the thing for u mizz when u coming to get it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh feck it give me a real stiff one I was trying to be good any ideas what I can have stiff & strong ??

I thought about it and something came up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn I didn't realise the bar was open.... I will have a glass of red please

Sorry Cutie, guess who got there first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is this a 24 hour bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When am barmaid hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've been round the clock with the bottle.

Have you taken out yer empties Bru?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Damn I didn't realise the bar was open.... I will have a glass of red please

Sorry Cutie, guess who got there first

you mean there's only one bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol cutie as if I would just have one bottle of booze,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh feck it give me a real stiff one I was trying to be good any ideas what I can have stiff & strong ??

I thought about it and something came up

you tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Were. Running. Oot f ice. And ps is that mental. Patient. On the other thread. Still hanging. About he scares the shit out of me fuck#in weird or wot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were. Running. Oot f ice. And ps is that mental. Patient. On the other thread. Still hanging. About he scares the shit out of me fuck#in weird or wot

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you know me well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aw nah need ice lots of it the deviants on here use it in many ways hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"aw nah need ice lots of it the deviants on here use it in many ways hehe"
i tried that once or six times didn't. Care for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aw nah need ice lots of it the deviants on here use it in many ways hehei tried that once or six times didn't. Care for it

don't know what you mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"aw nah need ice lots of it the deviants on here use it in many ways hehei tried that once or six times didn't. Care for it

don't know what you mean "
never mind

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

hangover gone vodka please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh feck it give me a real stiff one I was trying to be good any ideas what I can have stiff & strong ??

I thought about it and something came up

you tease

I'm not the one with a sensational ass picture

Not teasing, promising

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a respectable. Bar there. Will be nae shaggin. On the premises. Unless. I'm involved. Of course muhaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aw nah need ice lots of it the deviants on here use it in many ways hehei tried that once or six times didn't. Care for it

don't know what you mean never mind

am far too shy for that kind of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a respectable. Bar there. Will be nae shaggin. On the premises. Unless. I'm involved. Of course muhaaa

Trust me... if you're involved in the shagging then none of us are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a respectable. Bar there. Will be nae shaggin. On the premises. Unless. I'm involved. Of course muhaaa

Trust me... if you're involved in the shagging then none of us are.

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whit you saying. Like?? Just spit it oot

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